Little Miss Distraction

Disclaimer: I own nothing. These characters belong to the creators of RWBY.

Couple: Yang/Weiss

Rating: M

Chapter Two

Never Gonna Be The Same Again

'Don't really wanna give in,

But I feel that stupid arrow hitting.'

Yang wasn't thinking that deeply into what she was suggesting. To someone like her, a kiss was nothing. Especially between two girls who held no romantic feelings toward one another. She could teach Weiss how to kiss, that way she'd be ready for that end of the date "smackeroonie" with Neptune! Easy as that!

"Thought I was the simple-minded one here!" She teased, extending her index finger and poking her friend in the temple.

'Is Yang seriously implying that I am more simple-minded than her? Preposterous!' Letting out a loud sigh of dissatisfaction, she crossed thin arms over her flat chest and rolled her eyes in response. "Asking how you intend on doing something does not make me simple-minded. The fact that you do not understand that, is what makes YOU a dumb oaf. Now, explain."

"Uuuhh...Oh! I could show ya on that pillow!"

"On a pillow?" Weiss' tone seeped with contempt. "I am not kissing a pillow. That is ridiculous."

"Oh, c'mooon! Don't be a spoil sport! Ya gotta practice on somethin'!" Reaching across the mattress, fingers curled into the pillow and she yanked it into her lap. Lifting it up and wiggling it around playfully, brows shooting up and lips tangling devilishly. "Give it a little smoochie, Princess!"

"No." Simple. To the point. Cold.

"Weiss, you're gonna hurt the poor pillow's feelings talkin' like that!"

"Pillows don't have feelings, and you know it."

Of course Yang knew that pillows didn't have feelings - she was just, playing around. 'Shoulda known better than to try and have fun with this stick in the mud! Yeesh! Does she EVER lighten up!?'

A theatrical gasp and the blonde was pretending to cover the pillow's "ears," reassuring it that Weiss didn't mean what she was saying.

"Can you take this seriously!?" Her voice heightened and cracked, showing her frustration. "My date is in precisely an hour and a half, and I would like to know how to kiss him before that! If you are just going to goof around, then leave me alone and I will figure it out on my own."

Lilac eyes darted to the clock. An hour and a half? Plenty of time to get some "smooching lessons" in. If Weiss didn't want to practice on the pillow, they would just have to figure something else out. "Fine. Sorry pillow, it's a no go." She tossed the pillow back onto the mattress and knit her brows together in thought. That same thinking face that scared the hell outta the white-haired girl sitting opposite of her. "Then I guess we only got one choice!"

"If you suggest some other stupid-"

"-Kiss me!"

Wait, what?

Icy depths shot wide and bewilderment swam in them.

Just when she thought her "friend" couldn't come up with a more idiotic plan. Did she seriously think that was a good idea? I mean, sure, logically it made sense. 'A lot more sense than kissing a stupid pillow!' But, if she did kiss Yang, then wouldn't that "technically" be her first kiss? Wouldn't that ruin tonight? Take away from it? And, there was also that part about how she didn't want to kiss another girl! Let alone this one! She could hardly stand the brawler.

"Hey, ya there?" Yang waved a gloved hand in front of the heiress' face.

"I am most definitely here, and I am most definitely NOT kissing you of all people."

"That actually kinda hurts." Lifting a hand to her full chest, she gripped at her heart and feigned pain.

"Good."

"I ain't exactly itchin' to kiss ya either, but the best way to learn is practice, right?"

"HEY!" Weiss shouted, offended by the thought that Yang wouldn't want to kiss her. Which in retrospect was insanely frivolous. Why should she care at all if the brute wanted to kiss her? It had to be the bruise to her ego that hurt. Nothing else.

"Look, I'm just tryin' to help!"

"Then do something productive and stop coming up with these absurd ideas!"

"How 'bout you come up with the idea! You're the one who hates my ideas! Aren't you s'posed to be smart or somethin'!?" Yang could feel the rage bubbling to the surface. Skin burning and eyes seeping with crimson. Anger had always been difficult for her to control and Weiss was pushing all her buttons. Here she was, asking for help, which she was trying her damnedest to give, and the girl just kept shooting down her ideas and treating her like an idiot or something!

These were logical solutions to the problem. To get better at something, you practice!

"Fine! I will!"

Bitter silence filled the air between the girls as they both sat upon the bed. Weiss lifted her hand to her chin and furrowed her brow in deep thought. Intelligent girl like her should be able to think of a better solution. One that wouldn't involve her tongue-wrestling with an inanimate object, or her teammate.

Yang let out a few deep breaths and watched the other closely. Red bleeding away - replaced by a familiar lilac.

After a solid five minutes of sitting in silence and thought, the white-haired heiress realized that there was no other solution. A verbal explanation wasn't going to teach her anything when what she was learning was a physical act. Explain it a hundred times and she would still only have the same knowledge she already did from watching it and reading about it.

"Still waiting."

"Shut up." A long sigh and she rolled her eyes back to Yang. "Fine. One quick kiss, but only for learning purposes. This will not count as my first kiss, and neither of us will EVER speak of this again. Understood?" If anyone at Beacon Academy found out about this it would tarnish her reputation. Yang might not care about such things, but she certainly did. No one would ever know about this and after it was over she would forget it entirely.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pucker up Princess."

"Wait!" Was the blonde seriously going to just do it? Just like that!? No thought, no slow and steady build up? She just wanted her to pucker up and she'd lay one on her? Weiss wasn't prepared for that yet. Heart thundering against eardrums and small slender hands shaking, she straightened out her skirt and wiggled around uncomfortably.

"Okay, first things first, ya need to calm down." Reaching out, she grabbed a hold of the other girl's tiny hands - forcing them to stay still and dipping down to catch them pretty eyes with her own.

"Easy for you to say."

"Fair enough." Yang couldn't comprehend why this was such a big deal to Weiss, but she could tell it was. "It really ain't that big a deal. Once we start, you'll see."

"It's a big deal to me..." Letting out a rush of air she lost herself momentarily in the other's eyes. Nibbling nervously at her bottom lip - suddenly, thankful that Yang had grabbed her hands. They weren't fidgeting like crazy now, and for some reason, that contact was helping calm her down. "I just want tonight to be perfect. I'd do anything to make sure it goes well...even this. I just, can we take it slow? Work our way up to-Mmgh."

Before she had a chance to continue rambling on, Yang was dipping forward and crashing lips against her own.

Eyes shot wide like a Grimm in the headlights of oncoming traffic.

This wasn't at all as she'd expected it to be. When she watched those romantic movies or read the books, it was slow, sensual, soft. Loving embraces and sweet kisses. Evidently, the brawler didn't know the definition of "soft." Lips collided with hers, hard. Jaws grinding and lips almost busting open on teeth. She nearly pulled away, but Yang slid strong digits around the nape of her neck beneath her long ponytail, jerking her fragile body closer and forcing her deeper into the kiss.

Though the feeling was unexpected (to say the least), it wasn't necessarily a bad feeling.

Weird. Not bad.

"Mm..." A soft moan vibrated up her thin throat and she finally managed to start kissing back. Was this how Neptune would kiss her tonight? Would he grab her and plant one on her with this much force? Did she want that? It was hardly romantic. Yang had freed her hands to grab at her neck and now her hands were lost. What was she supposed to do with them? Dropping them to her lap, she curled fingers into her skirt and tried her best to keep up with the feverish kiss.

It was too much.

Screwing her eyes shut she attempted to think about Neptune, but she couldn't. All she could think about was Yang. Those strong fingers digging into pale flesh - lips burning her own, jaw clashing with hers and undoubtedly leaving red marks. Possibly bruises. She'd always bruised easily. But, again, it didn't feel bad. It kinda felt-'NO! It absolutely does NOT feel good, Weiss! This isn't Neptune, this is Yang!'

Noting the unease, Yang took things into her own hands. Literally.

Reaching down with her free hand, she firmly gripped one of those thin wrists, tugging at Weiss' hand and encouraging her to wrap her arm around her waist. This was all part of the lesson (she was telling herself). Her friend had to know what to do with her hands during a kiss - it was almost just as important! If she just stood there with her hands at her sides Neptune would think she didn't enjoy the kiss. That was why she was doing this, right?

'Duh! It's not like I WANT her to touch me!'

Blue eyes fluttered open for a moment when she felt that strong grip around her wrist. Yang was guiding her hand to her waist. Without thoroughly thinking it through, she did as she was instructed, sliding her arm around the other girl's hip. Fingertips dancing along her spine. She didn't dare pull closer. Hand barely hovering over Yang's lower back.

Without warning, a soft, hot, wet tongue plunged between icy lips into her mouth.

Once again, eyes shot open - how many times in one sitting could this girl startle her?

This did feel a little...weird. At first.

Having someone's tongue shoved practically down her throat. Yang wasn't giving her an opportunity to pull away or freak out about the contact, though. She was taking charge. Tongue swirling around her own, urging her to start a dance for dominance. One she had no doubt she would lose. In a one-on-one spar against Yang with Myrtenaster by her side, she might have stood a chance. Here. In this battle, her victory was highly improbable.

"Mfh." A half-groan, half-moan vibrated across tongues. Neither girl sure who it belonged to.

Weiss was starting to feel lightheaded. Heart rattling her ribs and vibrating her tiny frame. This was too much! She couldn't keep up. Couldn't breathe. Her skin was on fire and her body felt odd. Strong fingers only dug deeper into porcelain flesh, yanking her body closer. That was when she felt it - those large breasts, pressed against her small perky ones.

'Oh God. Oh God. Oh God.' Fair cheeks flushed bright pink at the contact. She'd never had another so close to her before. Growing up in the Schnee household, affection had been a foreign concept. She'd always looked up to her big sister, loved her, but even Winter had never hugged her like this. Yang was the first person to physically be this close to her. The first person to kiss her. 'The first person to shove her tongue down your throat! This has gone on far too long, you NEED to put a stop to this!'

Try as she might to force her body to listen and push away - it was ignoring her.

Worse than that, it was enjoying this.

Her body was really starting to annoy her with the way it was reacting to the contact. So weird! Nipples going hard, getting sensitive. Skin burning bright red. And worst of all, there was a strange tingling sensation between her creamy thighs. Clit swollen and throbbing. Arousal slick across thin silk panties. Sticky. Uncomfortable.

Was this normal?

Did this happen when you kissed people?

This wasn't something she had ever experienced before and it was really worrying her. What if this was unnatural? Part of her wanted to ask Yang about the feelings, but the stronger part of her wanted to ignore it, bury it, and pretend it never happened. She didn't want the blonde to know about this. She might think she was a creep.

After a few minutes of viciously kissing Weiss, the brute's lungs were sufficiently drained of oxygen and she was compelled to pull away. Breaking the kiss and putting distance between their lips. Noses brushing. Lips hovering. Breathing labored. Chests heaving.

"Wowie."

The heiress scoffed at the childish comment. "Yeah... That was, definitely, something."

"You ain't the worst kiss I've ever had! Neptune is one lucky fella!" Yang teased, wanting desperately to make a joke out of what just happened. Weiss had been adamant about not wanting to make a big deal out of this and wanting to forget it. She'd had her practice, done a decent job for a first-timer, and now she was ready for her big date! That was all this was. 'Then why the heck are ya wet right now? What is wrong with you! She's not a hot guy, she's Weiss!'

When the other mentioned Neptune, it snapped her out of whatever strange sensations she was having.

Instantly she remembered why they were doing this.

Her date!

Weiss jerked her hands away like she'd touched fire - putting distance between their bodies and swiftly standing to her feet. Dusting off her skirt, as if it were filthy, and glancing to the clock. An hour left until the date and she still needed to get ready. She'd have to take five showers to wash the stench of that big ol' oaf off!

"I need to get ready." She spoke, to herself. No longer caring about the blonde's existence. She'd got what she needed, and now she needed to promptly forget everything that just happened. 'If only there was a shower that could wash away memories.' With that, she waltzed toward the shared bathroom, only pausing to toss a scolding look over her shoulder and add, "If you tell anyone about this, I will destroy you."

"Yeeeesh! Coulda just said thank you!"

'This conflicted heart beating in my chest

is fighting with the demons in my head.'

Author's Note :

Can I just say THANK YOU so fucking much to all of you for all of the support! I really do appreciate it! So much so that I just wrote out this chapter! It's not much longer than the last, but I will try and make them longer down the line :p Just wanted to get this up for y'all right now! Please do leave some reviews and I will make sure to get the next chapter out ASAP! So glad to see so many people embracing the Freezerburn love ;)