Back at the theater; Ray was watching his fidget spinner as his bandmates were getting tired.
"I can't stop looking at this." said Ray.
Howard grabbed the spinner and tossed it into a sewer.
Ray however pulled out another fidget spinner and spun it.
Howard grabbed the head and threw it in the sewers where Pennywise found it and ate the head.
"Yummy." Said Pennywise's Voice
But the limbless man pulled out another head and placed it where his old head went.
"Sucker." said Ray.
Sonic groaned.
"Okay this is getting us nowhere." said Sonic.
"We're sitting in line for a midnight premiere of Justice League." said Randy.
"Not that, watching Ray's fidget spinner spin around is boring." said Sonic.
"I know that, but seeing this thing spin is so addicting." said Ray.
"Let's take a vote, all in favor of fidget spinning fun?" said Sonic.
Nobody said a thing.
"All in favor of telling tall tales based off of some of our own adventures we've had on the side?" said Sonic.
Everyone raised their hands
"Alright then." said Sonic, "I've got one based off an experience at an E3 convention."
Ben did some thinking.
"E3, isn't that like comic con, but for video games?" said Ben.
Sonic nodded.
"Yep, the story goes like this." Sonic said before the scene changed to a huge building where tons of video games were being presented and Sonic was at a booth of his own.
He tapped a bobble head of his own past version.
"I was at an E3 convention to promote two of my own games that were released this year, Sonic Mania and Sonic Forces." Sonic narrated.
"Sonic Mania and Sonic Forces?" asked Harold's voice, "Lame names."
Then a smacking sound was heard.
"OW!" Howard's voice yelled.
"You should play Sonic Shuffle, that game is basically Sega ripping off the Mario Party games." Sonic's voice said.
The story Sonic chuckled at his bobble head.
"Cute." said Sonic.
He then sees a gold version of him as a action figure.
"Definetly nice." said Sonic.
Gwen then appeared.
"How do you take pride in this?" said Gwen.
"This is how I became a thing back in 1991. I got my name by being faster then ordinary hedgehogs." said Sonic.
"I know that, but how is it you're still a thing after all these years?" said Gwen.
"Well sweetie, I've been almost as famous as Mario, and he's been saving women since 1981." said Sonic, "Besides, there are people who dress up in cosplay costumes similar to me."
Then Timmy Turner who was in a Sonic the Hedgehog like costume appeared.
"One bobblehead and an autograph." said Timmy.
Sonic gave Timmy a Sonic the Hedgehog bobble head before grabbing a picture of himself and sighned his signature on it.
"Name?" said Sonic.
"Timmy Turner." said Timmy.
Sonic then wrote Timmy Turner's name on the picture before giving it to Timmy.
"Twenty for the bobblehead, and three for the autograph." said Sonic.
Timmy nodded and set the money on the counter before walking off.
"I don't really see how anyone at our age could still eat this stuff up. You wouldn't see any of our friends geek out at all this." said Gwen.
She however then saw Marco who was dressed like Mario Plumber and Jackie who was dressed like Princess Peach staring at her in shock.
"Mamma mia." said Marco.
"I knew we should have went to another convention." said Jackie.
Gwen shook her head.
"Nice references to the Mario games." said Sonic.
"Thanks." said Sonic.
Then Salem who had the coloring of a Litten appeared on the table.
"Why am I a Litten?" He asked.
"Cosplay." said Sonic.
"Noted." said Salem.
"Just out of curiosity, what will your future games be like?" said Jackie.
"All I can say is that Sonic Mania will return the Sonic games to it's roots, and in Sonic Forces, you'll be able to create an Avatar to be part of the story." said Sonic.
"And the plots?" said Jackie.
"Sonic Mania involves me, Tails, and Knuckles traveling to different places in time trying to destoy some powerful gem, and Sonic Forces involves me, an alternate version of myself, and the Avatar that is created by the player trying to reclaim the world after Eggman manages to take control of most of the planet." said Sonic.
Jackie nodded.
"I see." said Jackie.
"Any games of interest from Nintendo." said Marco.
"Some Kirby game, and a game called Mario Party the Top 100 which is basically a hundred minigames from the ten console Mario Party games." said Sonic, "And a game called Super Mario Odyssey."
"Nothing with Bowser as a playable character?" said Salem.
Before anyone could say anything; Bowser crashed through the ceiling, scaring everyone before he roared, breathing fire.
"And that is why so many people from Tokyo immigrated to America." said Sonic.
Salem nodded.
"Wonder what his problem is?" Gwen.
Sonic stood up chuckling while cracking his knuckles.
"That's what I'm going to find out." said Sonic.
He walked close to the fire breathing shelled dinosaur.
"Hey, dragon breath." said Sonic.
Bowser turned to Sonic angrily.
"What's it going to take to shut you up?" said Sonic.
"A video game where I'm the main protagonist." said Bowser.
Sonic then started stretching.
"Will you settle for a one on one mano e mano with me then?" said Sonic.
Bowser growled and pulled out a sword.
He roared and charged towards Sonic who just ran out of the way and jumped in the air before landing on Bowser's head and grabbing his horns.
"You're to slow." Sonic said before leaping off of the dinosaur.
Bowser growled.
Then a toilet flushing sound was heard and Lynn who was dressed like the half genie Shantae appeared at the Sonic booth.
"What'd I miss?" said Lynn.
Everyone stared at her.
"What?" said Lynn.
"What are you wearing?" said Gwen.
Lynn looked at her outfit.
"Oh this? I'm dressed like the half genie hero Shantae." said Lynn, "We're at an E3 convention, I figured why not."
Sonic and Bowser continued battling each other.
The hedgehog grabbed a red koopa shell and it hit Bowser in the chest, knocking him into a wall.
"Good thing it wasn't a green shell." said Sonic.
Bowser grabbed a blue turtle shell and tossed it at Sonic who then pulled out a sign that said first and tossed it to Kirby who picked up the sign in confusion.
The turtle shell then hovered over Kirby before landing on the pink star warrior, blowing up and sending him sky high.
Sonic grabbed a gold pistol.
"Hmm, Goldeneye pistol." said Sonic.
He then shot Bowser in the arm, making him scream.
"AAAAAAAAAHHH, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!" yelled Bowser.
Sonic looked at the pistol.
"Huh, neat." said Sonic.
He then set the gun on the desk he got it from and walked over to Bowser and helped him on his feet.
"Alright godzilla, up we go." said Sonic, "Let's get you to a hospital."
"Yeah, lets." said Bowser.
The two walked off, leaving Sonic's group in confusion.
"Seriously?" said Salem.
The scene changed back to the theater.
"I came back after dumping the shelled dragon off at a hospital." said Sonic, "In actuality; I hailed an ambulance and left him in the truck before going back to the convention."
Everyone nodded.
"That's quite a story." said Randy.
"I enjoyed how you were able to avoid a blue turtle shell by tricking it into thinking that Kirby was first." said Ben.
"Well, in the Mario Kart games, the blue turtle shell was designed to find the lead car and take it out." said Penny.
"Seriously though; Sonic Mania and Sonic Forces? Those names sound like Sega couldn't come up with anything better." said Howard.
Sonic chuckled.
"I ain't fond of the titles either. But if you think those names were bad, you should check out Sonic 06. Believe me that game had a ton of problems with it; the poor graphics in gameplay and several cutscenes which were very shitty, every human and Eggman looking more like 3D anime human, and the over complicated story." said Sonic, "Not exactly proud of that."
"Isn't that the game that introduced Silver the Hedgehog and the only one where Eggman was more like Sir Ben Kingley?" said Howard.
Sonic nodded.
"That was a great game." said Howard.
"You're an idiot." said Luna.
"And your band sucks." said a Voice.
Everyone turned and saw Doug.
Howard growled
"Doug." He muttered.
Everyone pulled out pistols and started shooting at Doug who ran off in fear.
"Good thing we have gun permits." said Trent.
"Yeah yeah." said Doug who came back. "Besides I'm gonna tell."
However before anyone can do anything a Voice is heard.
"BONZY!" A Voice shouted
Everyone turned and saw Lana swinging from a Vine.
Doug became shocked.
"What the?" He asked
However Lana kicked Doug sending him flying.
"WHERE DID THAT VINE EVEN COME FROM!" shouted Doug as he was flying and flew into the sun and made a splash
The others became confused.
"Why is there a vine in the city?" said Ben.
"Hey, if you knew what I went through camping with her recently, you wouldn't be asking about a vine being in the city." said Sonic.
He then turned to Lana.
"So what're you doing here?" said Sonic.
"You kidding, I want to see the Justice League Movie." said Lana and ripped her close off to reveal a Wonder Woman outfit. "I love Wonder Woman."
The guys covered their eyes in shock.
"OH GOD!" yelled Ben.
"That is disturbing on so many levels. And I live with my girlfriend and frog like best friend." said Ray.
"You know this film is PG-13 rated right?" said Sonic.
"That's why you're here." said Lana.
"Good point." said Sonic. "But your a tom boy why are in in a Wonder Woman outfit?"
"I need to wear something to show my interest in the film." said Lana.
"And you couldn't go with Flash?" Asked Howard.
"HEY I MAY HATE GIRLY STUFF BUT EVEN I DRESS UP AS WONDER WOMAN BECAUSE SHE ROCKS!" shouted Lana.
"Won't your parents be mad that your here?" asked Ben.
A ringing sound is heard and Ben saw it was Rita and he answered it.
"We allowed Lana to see Justice League because even I love it and wouldn't let my kids miss a movie with them." said Rita's Voice.
Ben chuckled.
"Alright." said Ben.
He pushed the end call icon on his phone before putting it away.
"We should set ground rules to keeping children from watching films that aren't right for them." said Sonic.
"And yet we snuck into a theater just to see an R rated film once." said Trent.
"At least those ticket booth operators just asked how old we are without asking for our driver's lisences or state ID's." said Sonic.
Everyone nodded.