The next day at Bobby's apartment; the teenager was asleep in his bed when his alarm clock went from saying 6:59 to 7:00 and started ringing.
The teen turned off his clock and got out from under the bed.
"This isn't going to end well." said Bobby.
He then put on his everyday clothes.
"Why did I agree to this?" said Bobby.
Later; he walked into the Krusty Krab and clocked in.
He then yawned.
Mr Krabs entered the resturant.
"GOOD MORNING KRUSTY KREW!" said Mr Krabs.
Bobby growled.
"All this just to save a few bucks?" said Bobby.
"Eh relax, it's not like anyone will notice your absense." said Mr Krabs.
At Toon City High; Duncan was walking down a hallway and saw the Bobby clone go by.
"Hey Danny Trejo." said Duncan.
But the clone however just walked by without saying a word.
Duncan became confused.
"Wait a minute, he didn't even call me out for naming him after a famous Mexican or Spaniard actor. That's not the real deal." said Duncan.
Clone Bobby heard this and gulped.
"Ah yeah sorry about that I just have a lot on my mind and didn't hear you." said Clone Bobby
Duncan chuckled.
"Yeah I bet." said Duncan.
"Also, do I even look like I'm in my seventies?" said Clone Bobby.
Duncan thought about it.
"Good point." He said.
"Anyways, I've got some plans of my own after school. Maybe sneak into an R rated movie if your interested." said Clone Bobby.
"Yeah, that sounds-"Duncan said before realizing something, "Wait, don't you have to work after school at the Krusty Krab."
"Nope, I've been given tons of time off." said Clone Bobby.
Duncan nodded.
"Guess Krabs is getting soft in his old age." He said.
Clone Bobby then walked off.
In the Krusty Krab; Squidward took the order of a customer before placing the paper in the kitchen.
Bobby grabbed the paper and looked at the order.
"Monster size?" said Bobby.
Then giant pair of human hands placed tons of burger meat on the grill.
Bobby became shocked in fact so shocked his jaw fell on the ground and made a hole In It leading to the center of the earth
He then placed his jaw back in place.
"Get flipping Bobby." said Squidward.
Bobby nodded and inspected the meat.
He walked off before returning with a flathead shovel.
"This should do." said Bobby.
Squidward saw this and laughed.
"If that works I'll eat my house and everything in it and have people pay to watch." said Squidward.
Krabs heard this and smirked.
"I just had another money making idea." thought Mr Krabs.
Bobby managed to flip the burger with his shovel.
Squidward is shocked by that.
"Huh, how did you know that would work?" He asked
Bobby turned to his co worker.
"Call it a hunch. And don't you have a house to eat?" said Bobby.
Squidward is mad.
"Nope." He said
Mr Krabs then appeared.
"Oh yes you do Squidward, now eat your house for everyone to see or your fired." said Mr Krabs.
Squidward became confused and looked at the entrance to see tons of people lined up and became shocked.
"GREAT NEPTUNE!" said Squidward.
Krabs Smiled.
"Do it." He said.
"MAKE ME!" shouted Squidward.
However he was shot in the legs.
Squidward screamed.
"MY LEGS!" yelled Squidward.
Everyone became shocked and turned to Wart who was holding a revolver.
"What, I could have been playing Russian roulette with myself, but I'd win either way." said Wart.
Mr Krabs scoffed.
"As if I could-"Mr Krabs said before thinking about something, "Wait, I can use you to make me money as well."
Wart became confused.
Later; Wart was at a booth with Mr Krabs.
"Step right up and place your bets to see if Wart'll blow his brains out by playing Russian roulette with himself." said Mr Krabs.
Wart became mad.
"You son of a bitch crustatean cheapskeat." said Wart.
