This fanfic is not for underage audience, there will be mature content both in language and in the scenes described. You have been warned.The characters are not mine. This said all characters and their mentions are property of Rooster Teeth.

Last time: Ered invited Max to her house. Turns out she is rich and lives in a mansion. Ered told Max that she wanted to marry him. Max rejected her. Ered knew there was something between Max and Nikki. Ered kissed Max and then she wanted more, Max managed to stop her. Ered loves Dolph.

Max's POV

I still couldn't believe what happened the other day with Ered. Man, we could've gone all the way, and what's up with that she said, about my kisses being super good, I wonder. I could only think of that for a while and before knowing it David's birthday was just one night. Well, guess I should prepare for tomorrow. We celebrated it in our house. Everyone came. Really, everyone, Nurf, Dolph and Neil Jr., came too.

"Hey Max! Long time no see." It was space kid. His voice was deeper, he was taller now. He was wearing a black plain T-shirt with a blue NASA jacket on top as well as some black jeans. He had a lot of muscle now.

"Neil! It's really been a long time, hasn't it?" We then chatted for a while. Turns out he works for the NASA on the tech team, since they don't have plans for sending humans to space for now, or so I've been told.

"Hey Max." Nurf. He has taller. His voiced turned really deep, he had a lot of muscle. He was wearing a white T-shirt and black jeans. What's up with people and black jeans? Anyways, he is now a police officer, I at first didn't believe it but it was true. His mom was really proud of him, she was now a 'healthy member of society' as described by Nurf.

Then, Dolph came with Ered. He was taller, I'll save you his description by saying he looked exactly like Hitler but younger. He had a really strong accent now.

Then, the rest just came along. Nerris and Harrison, Preston was somehow already inside, didn't see him enter and Tabii, Neil and Nikki were the last ones. I immediately went with Nikki and we hugged each other. Not for too long or else everyone would notice, then, it happened, David arrived. He opened the door and the moment he got in, everyone shouted "Happy Birthday David!"

He gasped. "Campers? Oh you don't know how happy this makes me." We were going to do a simple reunion. We were just chatting, and celebrating David. Then things became interesting. It seems someone put alcohol in the drinks and the result, a weird drunk David. I really didn't care that much I was just chatting with Nikki, Ered and Dolph, until David came

"Ered! Dolph! Good to see you, are you together again?" Both of them blushed immediately.

"Vell, ya..." Said Dolph.

"So... Max" David started. "Good to see you got a girl too."

"A girl? Who?"

"Oh, you know, just this girl over here." He pointed Nikki.

"David please, your drunk, stop this."

"Awww come on Max, does it embarrass you that much to admit you two are together? Nikki. You are dating, right?"

"Well, not really."

"Oh... You two make the perfect couple, besides, you are the only ones without a boyfriend or girlfriend."

"What? Really?"

"Yeah, here, have a look. Nerris and Harrison, or as I like to call them Nerrison hahaha.. Next we got those two." he pointed to Ered and Dolph. "Those over there." Neil and Tabii. "And them." Preston and Nurf, can't say I didn't see this coming. "And don't forget Space kid, even he has a girl, but you don't?"

"Well, yeah."

"Hmmm... I think you are hiding it... Yeah, that must be it... Well, see you later, I'm going to sleep."

"But it's 4 p.m. what the fuck?"

"Well Max, I'm tired AND drunk as you said."

"Well see you then." He left to his room. This party was lame actually, but hey, looks like he enjoyed it.

We spent some more time. Nikki and I were curious about Nerris and Harrison, so we talked to them.

"Hey, since when are you together? Didn't you hate each other or some shit like that?"

"Well Max, for your information I have the ability to forgive and to put our differences aside. But I guess I should ask you, since when are YOU a thing?" That's Nerris for you.

"Oh, we are no-"

"Oh don't say that bullshit Max, it's super obvious there is something between you two, even if you want to keep it secret it's super obvious."

"Shut up Harrison, there's nothing between us."

"Oh yeah, well I have an idea." Suddenly Harrison stood up. "Hey everyone, how about a nice game of truth or dare?"

Everyone liked the idea, except me, and maybe Nikki but we didn't show it. We all made a circle on the ground.

"Ok, Ered! You start" said Harrison

"Umm well... Neil... The nerd one. Truth or dare?"

"Well truth, and I'm not 'the nerd one' I'm the original one."

"Hahaha, whatever. Have you and Tabii taken it to the next level?"

"Well, we have kissed if that's what you ask."

"I said the NEXT level."

"Oh..." He blushed. "Well... Yeah..."

Everyone gasped.

"Shut up." Said Neil. "My turn! Nerris! Truth or dare?"

"Dare! Bring it on!"

"I dare you to kiss Ha-no, Max! Kiss Max!"

I was distracted. "Huh, me? What?" I suddenly felt Nerris kissing me. I pushed her away. "Nerris what the FUCK?!"

"Oh god." She ignored me. "It IS that good, Ered you weren't lying. What the fuck is wrong with his lips?" I looked over at Nikki and she was really mad. "Anyways, Max tru-"

"Dare" I interrupted her.

"Well, you seem really eager. How about this? I dare you to kiss Nikki. If you don't kiss her in 10 seconds and for at least 30 seconds you'll have to take all your clothes off except for your underpants for the rest of the game." Jesus Christ this woman is crazy! Well, I didn't want to be semi naked in front of that pervert so I rushed towards Nikki and kissed her. I at first counted the seconds so I did the dare correctly, but I lost myself in the kiss. It was so good, I did t want it to stop, luckily I remembered it was a dare, so I stopped.

"Well, you kissed her for a bit more than 30 seconds."

"Really? How much?"

"Well... Like, an extra minute. You two ARE a thing, right?"

"You know what? You win. Yes we are a thing. Now stop asking." Fuck them.

1140 words. Bad chapter, boring to say the least, but it is a chapter at least. Thanks for the support and I'll see you on the next chapter.