Prompt: can i get apprentice regina drunk and wanting rumplestiltskin?
'I Pick My Poison' is where Drunk Regina was created.
Rated T.
Regina huffed as she pulled a large bottle close to herself, the white dress adorning her frame bunching at her thighs. "Best thing I've ever found in this dreadful maze of a castle." She whined as she brought the bottle back to her lips and guzzled as much of it as possible.
"Hitting it a little too hard, dearie?"
"You can hit me too hard..if you know what I mean … sexy green imp man."
"Regina…" Rumplestiltskin cocked a brow, one finger raised in the air as his mouth fell open and a loud cackle bubbled out. How delicious! The Evil Queen to be was currently experiencing her very first rue with alcohol. He couldn't have been tickled anymore even if he were pink! "…Where did you find that?"
"In that cupboard." Regina pointed forward instead of back, where she had intended on pointing. "I touched a few things I shouldn't and I think I've singed my hand and turned my tongue gold."
"What?"
She pushed her tongue past her lips and titled her head for her teacher, the gold glistening in the lighting of the castle.
"How on earth did you-" His question was cut off at the look she shot him and he knew exactly what she had licked. "Naughty, naughty." Tapping his finger against the back of his hand numerous times - he began to steadily make his way towards her.
"I've been so bad, Dark One." She began, her eyes wide and hopeful, her core aching so bad she thought she would lose her mind. "And you didn't come when I called."
"Oh, I came, Regina."
Her mouth fell open, eyes wide and lips curled into a beaming smile. "I like it when you play with me." Shimming her hips she tried to stand only to fall forward into the imps arms. "Oh my, you caught me!" That was when he let her go, allowing her to fall onto the floor. Oh he loved to tease her.
"Rude!" She growled, rolling over onto her back and hiking up the skirts on her dress higher and higher until -
"That is no way for a Queen to conduct herself on the floor of a castle that belongs to a vile creature like myself. That is- if the Queen doesn't wish to be defiled."
"Defile me! Yes! That would be wonderful, Rumplestiltskin,please please"
"Very well. I will be back by the stroke of midnight."
He left then, only he didn't return by midnight and Regina ended up falling asleep with her arm curled around the bottle. However, when she was sober in the morning, the repercussions of drinking all of his ale – made for a delicious start to a very new day.