So sorry again about the late post. I will finish this story tho. This chapter was just a filler so not my best. Also a bunch of high memes so I hope you enjoy.
Doc's Giant
Chapter 9
Medicated high
Just then the red emergence light went of with a beep. A minute later the doctor came out with blood all his gown. Pulling of his mask with a bloody hand he spoke slowly
"He's ok for now."
A sigh of relief resounded in the somewhat empty corridor because of the late hour.
"But, he has lost a lot of blood. He'll have to be on bed rest for a few weeks. And I mean it. If he doesn't there be permanent damage. Enough for an honorable discharge."
The whole room went silent. Everyone knew that Spartans never listened to the doctor's recovery time, especially John. Kelly, Fred, Lynda, and Halsey looked at each other and nodded. A silent agreement that they would all look after John. Halsey spoke up first
"Is it ok if we go and check on him?"
"Yes,maybe you could do some thing for me. Just as if he remembers you. Stander procedure, but I suggest you record it. He is medicated as hell. For documentary sake."
The doctor said as he opened the door. Blue team all started messing with there helmets started coordinating where to set them to film all angles. Halsey chuckled at them and walked in first. They all filed in seeing a grey room with white bed in the center where the Spartan lay.
They were already having a hard time not laughing when they walked in on John had a stupid grin on his face with a breathing tube around his face that when into his nose. Halsey touched the Spartan and he looked at her saying
"Hi John how are you feeling-"
"Do you think sand is called sand because it's between the sea and land?"
Um...John are you-"
"Also why are building are called 'buildings' if there already built? Like come on-who even comes up with these things."
"Listen John can you please stay silent-"
"Dude, is the s or c silent or scent?"
"John I'm serious-"
"If you drop soap on the floor is the floor clean or is the soap dirty? Dear god why are we fighting wars when these questions have never been answered?"
John looked around with an eye brow raised and a smug smirk on his face. Halsey looked at the rest of blue team trying hard to keep a straight face, but Kelly was cracking. Halsey grabbed John's face and made him look at her as she said as she snapped her fingers
"John! Hey I need to talk to you!"
"Ohh hey! Did you just get here?"
"...Yes, now John I just need you to ask you a few questions. Ok?"
"Sure."
"Do you know my name?"
"What? Now that's a silly question."
"So..."
"Is this a trick question?"
"John I want you to say my name, can you do that?"
"I can, but first I need to pee."
Halsey slapped her face as every around was her saw laughing.
"If I weigh 99 pounds and eat a pound of nachos, am I 1% nacho?"
"I hate you John."