Some Of The Content Is A Prelude To What Will Be Coming Up In The Story. Tread Carefully If You're Sticking Around.
Last night I had the strangest dream.
Picture it.
On Wednesday night, my friend Arizona had called me for her slumber/housewarming party that was taking place at on Saturday.
"So, I'll buy six pizzas for us to have. One cheese, 2 Hawaiian, one veggie, one meat lovers and one pep." Arizona said.
"That's a lot of pizza our a girls night in don't you think?" April asks.
"Well, I'm inviting Callie and Maggie."
"Since you put it that way, that should be enough." April says. "Especially since I bought a ton of cookies and wine for your slumber/housewarming party."
"Best slumber party ever!" Arizona says.
What we didn't expect, was a wild party coming our way.
"Hey bitches!" Arizona greets April as she walks into her best friend's house.
"You know, you call me bitch a lot, Z."
"I know April, but think of it as a term of endearment."
"That is a sad term of endearment, Arizona." Maggie says as she makes her way into Arizona's house.
"Leave my woman alone." Callie says.
"You bitches are all kinds of fucked up." April says.
"And I love when you remind me of that." Arizona smiles.
"These friends of ours are beyond crazy, Mag."
"I totally agree with you, April." Maggie says. "So, what's going on?"
"It's officially Saturday!" Arizona says. "I officially moved into this house and the four of us are gonna celebrate."
"Awesome!" April and Maggie exclaim.
"Let's drink bitches!" Callie says as she runs off to grab a bottle of whiskey.
"Maggie. Truth or dare?"
"Mmm...truth." She tells Callie.
"What do you think of Jackson?"
"Um...I-well-"
"MAGGIE HAS A CRUSH!" April teases.
Maggie blushes.
"I'll take that as the truth." Arizona says. "You're turn, Mags."
"April. Truth or dare."
"Dare."
"I dare you to sit on my lap, stare into my eyes and tell me that you love me for one straight minute. If you fail, you must take a body shot off of my tummy."
"That it? you're so lame." April says as she makes her way onto Maggie's lap.
"Quit talking and sit on Maggie's lap like she's Santa." Callie says.
As April is comfortable on Maggie's lap, she looks her friend in the eye and says: "Maggie Pierce, you are my best friend and I love you like a sister."
"Thank you, Apes."
"Satisfied, Calliope Torres?" April asks.
"Highly." Callie smiles. "I didn't think you'd have the balls to do that!"
April glares at her.
"Fine. I dare you to call up Sloan."
"Wha-why would I do that?"
"Because you're a switch-hitter who has a thing for him." April smirks.
"Damn you're good." Callie says as she pulls out her phone.
"Shut up and call him." Maggie says.
Callie calls and raises the phone to her ear.
"Why would you do that?" Arizona asks her friend.
"You haven't seen how she acts when she's near Mark?" Maggie asks.
"No." Arizona states, even thought it comes out as a question.
"Ahh! Maggie I'm going to steal a bag of popcorn and put it in the microwave." April says excitedly.
"Take two!" Maggie shouts as April runs to get the popcorn.
"Mark! How are you?" Callie says shyly.
Maggie quizzically looks at her.
"Hahahaha, I am good." Callie says like a lovesick teenage girl.
Arizona starts to laugh.
Suddenly, Callie nervously chuckles, then she snorts so hard before proceeding to laugh like a hyena.
"Oh no! Who brought in the hyena?!" April yells from the kitchen as Maggie and Arizona are laughing at Callie.
"Yeah, so I um-well-there's a parry at Arizona's house and I would like to invite you over." Callie says.
"Ooh! Ask him if he has a friend!" Maggie says loudly.
"Make that two!" April yells.
"See you in a bit." Callie says as she hangs up her phone.
The food we had...Let's just say that it was not enough. Somehow, the word had gotten out about Arizona's small get-together, and it was too much. It was too fucking much.
Some dude, his name is Alex, is here with his two best friends. He's just...I guess that the best way to describe him would be 'evil spawn' while his two best friends are notoriously known as the twisted sisters'. Yes, bitch. I said 'evil spawn' and 'twisted sisters'. What? Anyway, I caught part of their conversation, and it was just...You know what, I'll just repeat it to you.
"I'm just here for the tequila so I can dance it out." Cristina says.
"I got a bottle for you." Meredith says.
"I am so happy that you're my person, Mer." Cristina says.
"Where's mine?" Alex asks.
"You drank it last night, remember?" Meredith says.
"So, you're still fucking Jo? You know, the one who's hair you'd braid or the one you fucked senseless while drinking the tequila?" Cristina deadpans.
"Cristina!" Meredith 'reprimands' as she's trying to contain her laugher.
"What?" Cristina asks. "I mean, he's always wanted to be someone's bitch."
"You're a bitch." Alex tells Cristina.
"And you're Derek's bitch." Alex tells Meredith.
"Well in that case, you're Izzie's former bitch, bitch." Meredith tells him.
"Maybe that's his problem, Mer. He's nobodies bitch." Cristina states.
"I repeat, you're a bitch." Alex tells Cristina.
"And I am very proud about it." Cristina smiles.
"You know what, can we please stop throwing the word bitch around so that we can figure out what to eat?" Arizona asks.
"Why, bitch? Why?" Cristina asks.
"Seriously bitch, it's a term of endearment for us three." Alex says.
"Bitch, you should try it." Meredith supplies.
"Food!" Arizona says, making the twisted trio laugh.
Ok. If I'm being honest with you, I didn't like that conversation. I fucking LOVED it, goddamn it. I mean, they are so twisted and their dynamic is hilarious because they insult each other without any second thoughts and their feelings aren't hurt. That is true friendship right there.
Next up, Callie and her sloppy ass.
"Have you guys seen Mark yet?"
"No." This girl Lexie says. That girl is a fucking throw pillow if you ask me. She just seems so...unnecessary? Nope. Useless is the correct word in her case. She seems so...Ok. Here's the scoop on this bitch.
This two dollar hooker was supposedly voted student body president, was popular by both peers and teachers at school, has photographic memory also made her one of the brightest in her class which not only makes her a natural in the OR and blah, blah, blah. I mean, who the fuck cares about all that shit? The only thing that I would find her useful for, is an encyclopedia since people use her for that.
That bitch needs a life.
Or a man.
Or a dog that'll pee on her while she's sleeping, then abandon her in the future in her old age.
Anyway, here's the next part of the story.
"Dude, put on Kelly Clarkson's new song." A man named George says.
Suddenly, Kelly Clarkson's song Love So Soft starts blasting through her house.
Yeah
Every kiss is a door
Can I knock on yours?
Can we knock a little more?
If a touch is a keep
Keep on twisting, keep on locking, keep on turning me
"NO!" Arizona screams. "That song makes me twerk like crazy!"
"Arizona twerks?" Cristina asks.
"TURN IT UP!" Alex yells over the crowd.
Someone cranks up the volume..
Let me in
I wanna be closer to you, let you under my skin
If I let you in
You gotta be careful with it
Let me tell you again, hey
As majority of the house starts singing along to the song, Arizona starts twerking to the chorus of the song and the crowd cheers like crazy.
Love so soft, you ain't had nothing softer
Break it then you buy it and it sure gonna cost ya
Love so soft that you can't rub off
You gon' love it if you try it
Got you hooked, now you're caught up
Love so soft, so soft
Love so soft, so soft
"Do I know you?" Some drunk guy asks April.
"Get lost." April tells the guy.
"Derek!" Meredith shouts as she walks up to guy that was talking to April.
"What up, dog?" Alex greets him.
"Trying to act like you're from the hood? Too much, evil spawn. That's too much." Cristina tells him as April walks away from them.
"She thinks she's gonna have a party and not invite me? Who does she think she is?"
"You're right, hon." Owen tells Amelia as he stupidly puts his phone on speaker.
"You 're still with her?" Preston asks him. "I feel sorry for you."
"I agree, Hunt. She seems too...needy. 'm not sure how you can put up with her. Catch, Burke." Nathan says as he throws a vase in Preston's direction.
"I, like, invented her, you know what I mean?" Amelia whines as Nathan and Preston laugh at Owen.
April walks away from them and as she tries to make her way to the door, she notices something funny.
"Mark. I have to talk to you." A drunk Callie says as she walks in a crooked line towards George.
She falls over and drops her drink.
April laughs as George rolls his eyes at her.
"Whatever" He says as he starts to walk away from her.
"I love you." Callie says as she latches on to his leg as he's walking away from her sloppiness.
"I know, I know." George tells her. "And it's so maddening."
"Hey! Put that down!" Arizona says as she is twerking through her house with Kelly Clarkson's song is still playing somewhere in the background.
"What's up?" Maggie asks April.
"Well this party is totally OOC."
"OOC? Have you been listening to Mariah Carey's OOC on loop again, Apes?"
"So what? It has a certain groove to it. And don't be so judgmental! You brought that CD with that song on it three times because you listened to that album hundred and hundreds of times."
"It was the follow-up to her massively successful The Emancipation of Mimi. You can't deny that those two albums were the best albums last decade."
"True."
"April." A guy says as he walks towards her.
'Oh, no. It's Steve Mostow.' April thinks to herself.
"Look, I heard what Jo said about you saying that I'm hot. Now I don't wanna hurt your feelings, but I only date women of color."
Maggie looks at him in disbelief.
"I have to pee." April lies as she moves past him. Once she's a few steps behind him, she pulls out her phone and text Maggie.
Magz: That dude is crazy
Magz: He's not even hot
Apes: For real. He's like below average
April uses the bathroom and before she steps out, she takes a deep breathe.
"Man, this party is out of control!" She says as she receives a text.
Magz: BTW, apparently someone started A's washing machine
Magz: This house/slumber party is now a foam party!
"Fuck!" April says as she steps out of the bathroom.
As she makes her way to the room that she was sharing with Maggie, she catches Izzie and Denny having sex on the floor.
"Get out." April says as she makes her way towards her bag.
"Why?" Izzie asks.
"I need the room for my boyfriend." April lies as she pulls a thong out of her bag.
"Get some, little woman. Get some!" Denny says as they leave the room with their clothes in hand.
"FOAM PARTY!" Mark yells out as the crowd goes nuts.
April slams the door.
"God, this sucks." April says as she lies down on the bed. "And it smells musky in here."
Nearly ten minutes into staring up at the ceiling, the door opens.
She sits up in her bed and she's greeted by a tan skinned guy with green eyes.
"Hey."
"Hey."
"Sorry to interrupt you. I've been looking everywhere for some peace of mine, away from all...well, that."
"Me too."
"You look...ready for bed?"
"I am. This was supposed to be a slumber party between my two best friend, Arizona and Maggie, along with Arizona's girlfriend, Callie."
"You wanna go downstairs?"
"No, no. Let's stay here."
"Thanks for letting me interrupting you."
"Yeah, sure, no problem."
"I wasted too much time being a second banana to Mark tonight. No more tonight because some of those people down there would make my mom look like an angel, and she's insufferable."
"I would never lie to you." April says.
"I know, I know."
"Although... OK, listen. I mean, I did lie to you once, but you're totally gonna laugh when I tell you, so..."
"Tell me what?"
April laughs as she takes a long sip of whiskey from the bottle that her new friend brought.
"I dyed my hair so that men would be attracted to me. But the thing is, I'm not really a fan of this color red anymore. I'm actually thinking of dying my hair magenta."
"Magenta?" Her friend asks after he took a long sip from the bottle as she was telling him her idea.
"Yup. You're gonna remember me that way." She says. "Anyway, now I'm ready for a nipple piercing, a tattoo and a sexy one way ticket to .com." She says through her laughter. "Isn't that funny, Jackman?"
"Jackson." He corrects. "But wait. Don't needles scare you?"
"It's stupid cute how you ask that question, Jackman."
"Jackson."
"Whatever hot stuff. I'mma nickname you Jackman because it fits you in my tipsy state." She says poking him in the chest.
"No. Not on purpose. Just, you know... I just wanted a reason to talk to somebody since that party was OOC."
"You listen to Mariah Carey too?!"
"Sometimes. I'll be back. I gotta go to the bathroom." Jackson says as he makes his way to the bathroom.
'Damn, this guy is so...he drives me wild.' April thinks to herself as she checks her messages.
Magz: APES! I met a hot guy
Magz: Italian!
Magz: I'll tell you more about him later
April puts her phone away and lays down on the bed.
We go deep
And we don't get no sleep
Cause we be up all night
Until the early light
"Why are these world ringing through my head?" April asks herself as Jackson walks back into room.
"Is something wrong, Apes?"
"No."
"Are you sure? Because-"
"I was thinking about something."
"Got it."
"Is the party still going on?"
"Oh yeah!" Jackson says. "There pizza boxes all over the place, popcorn overflowing form the kitchen to the living room, an act of lesbian poetry, a black man strip dancing on a table, an old lady streaking in the living room a castle in the pool-"
"Castle?"
"Yup. There's a large toy castle in the pool, while people are underwater, fucking the shit out of each other. Oh! There's a car on the lawn, the house it TP'ed and someone is doing a bad rendition of I will survive as people are navigating through the house."
"Oh, that was Lexie. That bitch can't sing for shit. I wish we can be somewhere quiet."
"What about the basement?"
"There's a basement?"
"Yup, that's where the foam is coming from."
"Let's go!" She says. "Lead the way."
"Besides the foam all over the place, this place is pretty quiet."
"It sure is." April says as she sits on the dryer.
"We really should've come here earlier."
"I agree, Jackman."
"You know, I actually like that you call me Jackman for some reason."
"Really?"
"Yup." He says as he leans in for a kiss.
With no space left between them, April's mind went blank. It took her nearly thirty seconds to realize Jackson was brushing their lips together for no reason. The bad thing was they were strangers, and strangers who just met, were not supposed to do this with each other. The worst part would properly be the fact that April enjoying this lip lock, or should it be called kiss?
This was no good at all. Jackson was kissing April and the latter liked it.
April pulls away from the kiss.
"Drop your pants." She demands as she pulls her shirt over her head.
He drops his pants and she pumps his member.
"April." He moans as she's getting him hard.
"Fuck me." April says once he's completely hard.
"Oh April!" He says as he pulls her to her feet. He turns her around and he enters her from behind.
Ooh I'm gettin' freaked from behind
I don't even mind
Cuz he's lookin damn fine
I'll make him mine in time
Gotta take him home
When I get him all alone
I'll make him scream and moan
He won't wanna stop
Those were the words that kept flowing through her head as he is rocking into her.
"Harder, Jackson. Harder!"
He complies as the foam continues to rise.
Man, that man was so...I really loved every moment with Jackson. He felt like Prince Charming. The part that was the second highlight of the night?
I shall enlighten you.
"Oh, God." Izzie says as George spots her with Denny.
"You dirty little liar."
"I'm sorry. I can explain."
"Explain how you forgot to mention that you still want to be with me, after you've been with Denny?!"
"Alex, do not stop this car. This is a good angle from this phone as we are filming, right Mer?"
"Right, Cristina."
"What's going on?" Maggie asks as she pops up next to her friend.
"Just watch." April tells her.
"You know I couldn't tell you right away. It's still...I'm still pretending to be in love with him." Izzie says.
"Hey, buddy, you're not pretending anymore. You're like those bitches from Mean Girls. You're Plastic. Cold, shiny, hard Plastic."
"This is too good." Alex says through his chuckles.
"Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters and listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each other's awesomeness?" George demands.
"You're the one who made me like this so you could use me for your eighth-grade revenge to get Callie."
"God." George scoffs at her. "See, at least me and Callie know we're mean. You try to act like you're so innocent. Like, "Oh, I used to be a teen mom" with all you stupid little problems."
"You know what? It's not my fault you and your gang are in love with me or something!"
"What?!" The twisted sisters say as Alex violently steps on the brake.
"Oh, no she did not!" Cristina says.
"See? That is the thing with you Plastics. You think that everybody is in love with you, when actually, everybody hates you. Like Andrew DeLuca, for example. He broke up with Reed and guess what. He still doesn't want you. So why are you still messing with him, Izzie? I'll tell you why. Because you are a mean girl! You're a bitch!"
All the bystanders and the partygoers from Arizona's party are saying "Oooh, burn!"
And with that Alex starts driving away from Izzie, who's still standing on the sidewalk looking dumbfounded.
"That was shocking." Jackson says.
"It sure was." April says. "So round two?"
"You sure?" He asks.
She pulls him into the house and makes her way to the basement.
"Harder, Jackson. Harder!" I cannot believe that in a dream, I said those words twice in one night at my best friend's house. Dream or not, that was the best party ever. I never expected to have sex with a random stranger. The crazy party is, I still have those words floating around in my head. Maybe I should have a sex tape where he takes me from behind, if I ever meet him.
Is it sad that I wish I had gotten his phone number, even though it is a dream?
And I don't even know what happened between Callie and Mark at all.
FUCK!
Oh well. At least Jackson went deep in my dream.