Tails POV
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP. That stupid alarm clock is killing me! I need to change it for something with a nicer sounding alarm. Argh, who am I kidding. I wouldn't wake up to any other sound. It has been two days since Shadow confronted me. The days following I have conducted research on homosexuality. As it turns out, homosexuality is actually completely normal on Earth. It is completely normal to love a male, a female, both, or neither. But it's the minority of the population. Must be because they have to have a male and a female in order to reproduce.
But on Mobius, it is different. Although any animal can mate with any other animal, regardless of species, gender, age... interspecies mating makes really weird results and underage mating usually ends up hurting the animals. Same sex mating however is really, really weird. Allow me to explain. Same sex mating on Mobius does not, well work. If a male and a male mate, the "bottom" could get pregnant. A fetus could actually grow inside of the large intestine of the "bottom" because very rarely, a male can create an egg inside the gall bladder. And the large intestine is flexible enough that it can shape into a womb. But the genes don't mix. A Y chromosome and a Y chromosome can't make a child. Although most of the odds are against the child being YY, it could happen. And the kid would be a deformity, something that for some reason the government can't tolerate. I'm still researching that.
On the other hand, if a female animal and a female animal mate, things are a little less weird. Females have a small chance of producing sperm during orgasms. But it's really hard to get the sperm into the other female's "hole". Not to mention, there is an extremely low change that sperm will come out of the womb and instead maybe an egg. Then the egg will attempt to grow, wherever it ends up, and most likely ultimately die. Furthermore, the two females can't constantly try to mate, because the female animals of Mobius have vagina durabilities. Vaginas can actually break if abused to much. This means mostly the opening since the womb is very flexible. The opening could... er... bleed out if rubbed too much, which can result in a vagina that will never open. Oh and by the way, there aren't "menstruation cycles" in female animals.
This is what my research has been about. But I have also been researching my body. Sort of. I've been trying to find ways to stimulate my body, maybe convert me back to normal. I tried running simulations of the hottest girl models I could create, even going on to try to have one sit on me by force. But none of it has made my heart race, or my palms sweat, or even have my "manhood"...um... y'know... "grow". But I summon I handsome muscular man, and my "manhood grows" in seconds. I guess I cannot change what sexual orientation I am. Well, bummer.
Today, though, I think instead of running simulations, I'm going to go help somebody. Maybe it will get my mind off of all this sexuality stuff. Maybe I can experiment. I don't know. But that's my plan for today anyway.