Wow I can't believe people are actually enjoying it. Cool.

I don't own Warriors by the way.

I guess this is less of a trollfic and more of a funnyfic.

I don't know if funnyfic is a word but who cares.

"I'm so upset." Goldfur wails to no one in particular. "Sunclan kicked me out and now I have no clan."

Goldfur begins to cry.

"N-no one is listening to me! How could they just kick me out of the clan like a basketball?"

Grayfur, while on a patrol, hears the wailing she cat. I'm not sure there is anyone in the clans who can't hear her.

"You don't kick a basketball you idiot." Grayfur says.

"Eww get out of my face."

"Get off Sunclan territory why don't ya?"

"Why are you such a meanie?"

"You're a jerk that's why."

"You should really respect your superiors."

"There's a reason why I'm deputy and you're not. You expect everyone to do whatever you want."

"Well that's what they should do. I should be leader because I'm the best."

"And how exactly are you going to do that without a clan?"

"I'm not telling you! I'm leaving."

"Great. I'll alert Froststar."

Goldfur walks away sadly. She could easily take over Sunclan because she's better than everyone, but she doesn't want to kill her "friends."

Suddenly a better idea comes into her mind.

"I know! I'll make my own clan and we can take revenge! I can be Goldstar and I can go to Brightstone to get my nine lives and stuff."

Goldfur tries to form a clan but no one joins. I bet everyone knows why.

"Bleh." Goldfur says. She decides to go climb a try for some reason.

"I must become leader! I must steal Froststar and Grayfur."

What a great idea Goldfur. You should win a trophy. *I'm very sarcastic*

"Thank you mysterious voice! You're the only one who's not a meanie!"

Uh Thanks.

"Come here. You can help me take over Sunclan!"

I can't.

"Why not?"

I'm a voice for one thing and for another that's not how the story goes. Grayfur becomes leader and then your niece Ivykit is leader and then Robinclaw.

"No! We are changing your story!"

Okay fine.

"That's better. Now to conquer Sunclan!"

Goldfur goes back to Sunclan. Her old clanmates are confused and annoyed.

"Guess what everyone! I'm taking over Sunclan! I'm stealing Grayfur and Froststar because they are meanies."

"No. No you're not." Froststar says.

"Why? I'd be the best leader since Sunstar. Maybe even better than him."

"Do not compare yourself to Sunstar. He's the best leader this clan has ever seen!"

"Yeah you keep telling yourself that."

Froststar's pale face turns red with anger.

"Get your sorry little behind out of my clan."

Goldfur doesn't move an inch.

"You can't tell me what to do I'm not in your clan anymore."

"Maybe you aren't in my clan anymore, but you are tresspassing on Sunclan territory so get off."

"Ugh! So rude!" Goldfur scoffs.

Suddenly Froststar is very annoyed at Goldfur. (When is she not though?) She orders the Sunclan warriors to drive Goldfur out of the clan but not to harm her. Even the tiniest scratch makes her pretend like she's bleeding out.

"Ahh! This is no way to treat the best cat who ever lived. Ow! Why did you rip off my leg Grayfur?"

"I didn't. You stopped short and I ran into you."

"Well it really hurts. Now you have to kiss it to make it feel better."

"I'm not kissing your leg!"

"Do it!"

"No. Move."

"Never!"

Grayfur shoves Goldfur forward until she is out of Sunclan territory.

"There. Now Marshclan can have fun with you."

"Yay! I'm getting the deluxe clan upgrade!"

Goldfur gets up and struts down into Marshclan territory.