"Ugh! You lied to me mysterious voice!"

It's my story. I can change anything I want to.

"Meh. I'm going into Marshclan now. Eww! It's all damp and gross in here. It also smells funny. Who's honestly so stupid to live in such a disgusting cesspool!"

A Marshclan patrol spots Goldfur coming down towards their camp so they question her.

"Where do you think you're going?" Asks a Marshclan warrior.

"I'm moving to your clan. Froststar kicked me out."

"Come with us."

Goldfur is led into the camp to see Hawkstar, the clan's leader.

"So you're the famous Hawkstar?" She asks.

"Yes. Who are you?"

"I'm Goldfur, aka the best cat in the clans."

"Oh really now?"

"Yeah. I'm so glad I got the deluxe clan upgrade that doesn't include Grayfur or Froststar. Yay. But you guys could really work on cleaning up your territory. I almost stepped in some goop on the way here."

"Deluxe clan upgrade? What do you think this is an airplane? And what's so disgusting about my clan?"

"I have no idea what an airplane is and your clan is full of weird smells and sounds. I almost got attacked by a gigantic snake. Ugh can I be leader now? I'm bored with being a stupid warrior."

"You seriously think I'm going to let you waltz into my clan and become leader within a matter of minutes?"

"Yeah."

"You. Are. An. Idiot."

Goldfur sticks her tongue out at Hawkstar and leaves his den.

"Why is everyone so mean to me? What did I ever do to them? All I wanted was to be leader. I'm the best so it just makes sense!" She says to herself.

Suddenly she is being chased by a few cats. Again.

"Talk about déjà vu! This happened to me earlier!"

"Shut up or we'll destroy you." Says a warrior from behind her.

"No way! No one tells me what to do since I'm better than everyone. I could destroy you in an instant."

"Maybe one of us, but how about five?"

"When I'm leader then I can destroy all five of you."

"You do realize you're overestimating yourself? If you can defeat all five of us then why don't you try?"

"I'm not leader yet stupid. I have to find a clan that will make me leader and then I can take on all five of you."

"Oh please."

"Why won't Hawkstar make me leader?"

"Wow he's right. You are an idiot."

"Answer the question!"

"If you can't find the answer yourself then you'd have to be the most unobservant cat that ever lived!"

Due to the very stupid conversation the cats were having, they barely noticed that they ran all the way into another clan which is by a gulf.

"Oh no! Not the sea of bad grammah!" Goldfur recoils when she finds her paw is dipped in the water.

To normal cats this sea or gulf to be more accurate is just a normal gulf that you can swim and hunt in. But it ruins the perfectness of Mary Sues and Gary Stus. Many characters like Goldfur have tragically swam in there without knowing and then couldn't speak correctly again. It's not so bad if you get just your paws wet but if you get fully wet then you won't ever talk normal again and you will end up just like every perfect character before you.

"Why don't you take a swim? I hear the water's nice." An unnamed Marshclan cat says.

Suddenly Goldfur runs as fast as she can in the other direction for she wishes to keep her perfectness.

"I hate all these stupid people who try to ruin my perfectness! I'm going to go convince Froststar to let me back into the clan. If she doesn't I'm going to scream in her face. Bye."

I think Goldfur's delusional. She keeps talking to herself.

"Bleh."

Should I do more of these? I don't have very many ideas left though.