This is the Finale! I'm actually pretty happy with this ending and I hope you enjoy it!
P.S. Comment if this story made you laugh!
Goldfur awakes after sharing dreams with Starclan. She has no idea what to do. Keep her perfectness and abandon her loved ones, or choose to mend relationships by becoming normal.
Normal. Goldfur hates that word. She was never normal, how could she be? She was given the majestic gift of being perfect. She couldn't ruin that. Not ever. She knows what she must do.
Suddenly Lionpelt begins to stir. Goldfur completely forgot he was here.
"Oh you're up? Can you please not pick me up like a kit. It's really embarrassing." Lionpelt says.
"Sure thing." Goldfur lies before doing what he didn't want her to do.
"Hey! I thought we agreed to not do this!"
"Well I can do whatever I want so too bad. And you're really slow so I had to."
"It's called not being as young as I used to be."
"Yeah no that's called being old, and to be honest you look like, really ugly old."
"Did anyone ever teach you to respect your elders?"
"They probably did but I didn't listen."
Lionpelt huffs and rolls his eyes as Sunclan camp comes into view. She then drops Lionpelt next to Darkpaw who's probably her favorite cat other than herself.
"Darkpaw omg hi best friend."
"Hey Goldfur." Darkpaw knows better than to question the she cat and her oddities because she always snapped at people who did which was every other cat she has ever met. He just goes with the flow and she's nice to him.
"So do you want to go to the waterfall?"
"Sure. I want to grab a water lily there and give it to Ivyk-"
"Give it to me not my- my nice... nec..."
"Niece?"
"Yeah her she's a butt."
"She literally just came into the world last night how can you think she's annoying already?"
"Because my sister was so selfish enough not to take my name suggestions for the kits!"
"Which were?"
"Twinklekit, Beautykit, Majestickit, Shinykit, Dandelionkit, PrincessGlitterSparklekit, and Goldfur the second!"
"Wow. Those names are..."
"Great right? I think so too. But my snobby sister decided she wanted to name her own kits. Can you believe how selfish she is? She was always jealous of me because I was better than her at everything and then she just decides to ignore my name choices! She thinks she's so much better but she's not and someone needs to let her know."
Yeah. She's the jealous one. Darkpaw thinks.
Suddenly the two cats are surrounded by seventeen dogs. Darkpaw screams.
"Oh my Starclan where did these dogs come from?"
"They appeared out of nowhere, duh. Darkpaw you act like you've never seen anything appear out of thin air before."
"That's because I haven't! What should we do?"
"You run while I hold them off with my super fighting skills."
"Sounds good." Darkpaw says while running faster than any cat could, even Goldfur and her perfectness. He goes to get help, but no one wants to help Goldfur so she is left battling the dogs by herself.
She runs away from the dogs to who knows where and then fights them with her advanced ninja moves. The scene would be a pretty cool action movie but unfortunately Goldfur doesn't want me to film because she says I'm not getting her good side.
Once the last dog's defeated Goldfur lays down to rest. What? Did you think she could fight seventeen dogs without breaking a sweat?
Okay maybe she didn't break a sweat but she just feels like lying down right now.
Unfortunately for Goldfur she decided to lie down in the middle of the Gulf of bad grammar. She never learned how to swim, so she falls into the room temperature water saying things that are too hard to understand until she heads to Starclan.
The ginger tom from before is there to greet her.
"Hello Goldfur. I see you've made your decision."
"That I have. And guess what?"
"What?"
"I don't regret a thing."