Peebee gives Jaal a makeup tutorial.
This one's a bit short, but it's an idea that I had that was making me laugh and couldn't be passed up.
"Okay, now you add a little bit of blush."
"Like this?"
"Exactly like that, but more. And maybe a little green eye shadow."
"Does the green eye shadow really match with anything else?"
"Nope. And neither does this highlighter yellow eye liner, so we'll just be sure to add a little of that to bring out the pop in the hot pink lipstick."
"Think we should add a little more of this stuff with the glitter?"
"Ooh, I like how you think!" Peebee capped a mascara wand and started gathering up the makeup spread out on the table. "And that concludes your first makeup tutorial, Jaal!"
"You're right. He doesn't nap so much as die for a few hours," Jaal replied.
"Told ya. Sometimes I come in here and borrow a few credits from him at night. He still hasn't noticed." They both snuck off, leaving Scott still fast asleep on his couch.
A few hours later he woke up just as Vetra came in to get him. "We're at Kadara port, whenever you're ready," she said. "Let me just..." She jumped in shock and put her hand over her pounding heart at the sight of her boyfriend's face looking back at her. "So what colony did you come from exactly?" she asked.
Scott looked at her with confusion, which was highlighted perfectly by the sparkly silver flecks reflecting the light above him. "What?" he asked.
The door opened again and Drack entered. "Hey, while we're at Kadara can we maybe get some...HOLY..."
"What? What's wrong?" Scott asked.
Drack and Vetra both looked at each other. "Oh, nothing's wrong. I just remembered that I uh...left the tap running. Remind me to get that on the way out."
"Oh. So we headed out to Kadara? Reyes wanted to see me about something."
"Yes. Kadara. In public," Drack nodded. "Where everyone can see us."
"I think there's a party going on right now. We should stop in for a bit," Vetra suggested.
"Sounds fine to me," Scott shrugged.
Drack and Vetra had a hard time not laughing. "Pathfind us on the way to victory, my wayward son," Drack motioned him out.
"Hey, you guys think Jaal is still upset with me for not telling him he was drinking alcohol?" Scott asked on the way out.
I want a T-shirt with the most horrifying Ryder that the character creator can produce on it and the quote "Pathfind us on the way to victory, my wayward son" now. Get on that, BioWare!