Hope you all enjoyed chapter 2! Here's chapter three! This is the start of the RWBY portion which starts sometime in between Vol 1 and Vol 2 (to avoid Vol 3 trauma [;~;])! Any and all criticism is appreciation. RWBY and RVB belong to Rooster Teeth and it's creators.
Sometime before the crash...
The four girls of team RWBY were going about their daily lives. Ruby was reading a comic behind her textbook on her bed, Wiess was studying at a desk, Blake was reading on her bed and Yang was watching something on her scroll (Probably something from Achieve men).
"Hey." Ruby asked suddenly out of the blue.
"Yeah?" Wiess asked not looking up from her papers.
"You ever wonder why we're here?"
"I'd say it's one of life's great mysteries you know? 'Why are we here?' Are we the product of some cosmic coincidence or is there actually a God with a plan for us and stuff?" Blake inquired. "I dunno Ruby, but it keeps me up at night."
Everybody has looked up from what they were doing and now looking at Blake. All wondering what in Remnant she was talking about.
"What?" Blake asked.
"Um. What are you talking about? I'm just wondering why we're not doing something exciting instead of just sitting around and doing nothing."
"Oh," was Blake's only reaction.
"What was all that stuff about God?" Wiess asked?
"Hm? Nothing."
"Do you want to talk about it?"
"Um not particularly."
As if a writer said so, a loud noise was heard. The four girls looked out the window and saw a trail of smoke from what looked like a crash site.
"What is that?" Yang asked.
"I don't know. It could be a plane crash or something." Wiess reassured.
And as if on cue, Ruby got a text from Professor Ozpin saying he would like to talk to her and her team.
"Oh, Professor Ozpin wants to talk to us," Ruby announced.
"Did he say about what?" Blake asked.
"No he didn't say anything."
All the while, Wiess was pinching the bridge of her nose while asking, 'Yang, what did you do this time?'.
"Why do you always assume I did something?"
"Because the last time you did something, you sent Cardin to the medical bay."
"I told you, he had it coming!"
"Okay now. Let's go catch up with your sister before she get's back here while we're only half way," Blake reasoned as she pointed to the open door.
Wiess let out an audible sigh as they all walked out to catch up with Ruby, who was waiting at the elevator for them.
"C'mon guys! Let's go!" Ruby hurried them into the elevator and takes it to Ozpin's office.
As Ozpin was sitting at his desk, he heard the girls of team RWBY debating on what the loud noise could've been.
"It could've been a weapons test," Yang reasoned.
"I doubt they would test weapons so close to the school," Wiess claimed. "It's likely a plane crash or something."
"Well that seems to be the case Ms. Schnee," Ozpin said as they entered his office.
"Good afternoon Professor Ozpin!" Ruby greeted cheerfully.
"Good morning Team RWBY," Ozpin greeted back. "I take it you all heard that loud noise coming from some direction?"
"Yes we did," Blake confirmed.
"Very good. I am sending you four on a mission to find out what happened and if there are any survivors from the crash," Ozpin briefed them as he showed an enlarged scroll with 10 red dots on it.
"We won't let you down!" Yang said with enthusiasm.
"Alright then. Why don't you retrieve your weapons and head out to search this crash," Ozpin suggested. "It landed not far from your initiation spot."
"Thank you Professor Ozpin," Wiess thanked.
"You are most welcome," Ozpin said as team RWBY exited his office and went to grab their weapons.
With the Reds and Blues...
"WHY IS EVERYTHING ON FIRE? AND WHY AM I SHOUTING?"
A collective chorus of, "Shut up Caboose" could be heard.
"Does anybody need medical attention?" Doc asked.
"Nobody needs medical attention Doc," Wash said. "Everybody but the pilot and Donut is alive."
A moment of silence passes before they all burst out laughing.
"Like Donut could ever die." Griff reasoned.
"Yea. So what can we salvage from the ship?" Simmons asked.
"We don't know. Wash and I were going to search the planet for native life forms. Lopez, you and Simmons search for anything salvageable. Sarge, you, Tucker and Doc go hunting and find us some food in case we need to stay here for shelter." Carolina ordered.
"¿Te refieres a formas de vida nativas como esas?(You mean native lifeforms like those?)" Lopez asks but is ignored.
Moments earlier...
"Brings ya back huh?" Yang asked no one in particular.
"It really does," Blake responded. She suddenly hears a large collective laugh and tells everyone to be quiet and follow her.
"Who are they?" Yang asked who was shushed by Ruby.
"They look like Atlas military," Wiess responded who was also shushed by Ruby.
"What are we talking about?" someone in blue armor asked them very quietly.
A collective group of yelps and surprised screams erupted from the four girls.
The Reds and Blues pointed their weapons at Team RWBY who drew their weapons in turn.
Wash did a double take when he saw Ruby's weapon. "Please tell me that's standard manufacturing."
"Nope." Ruby responded.
"Oh-kay then. Why don't we just put down our weapons and introduce ourselves," Simmons reasoned not wanting to be the murderer of 4 teenage girls.
The Reds and Blues put their weapons down first, then Team RWBY followed suit.
"Ok. Yes. So that is Griff with one "f". Yes. And that is Simon, and that is red Sargent, and that is muffin man, and that is spanish bot, and that is Tucker and that is O'Malley and that is Washingtub and that is Carolena and this is Freckles." Caboose "summarized".
Team RWBY, especially Wiess, stared at the Reds and Blues with a look that said, 'How can someone have that kind of grammar and can we get the translation please?'
"Freckles! Say 'Hi!'" Caboose asked.
Wiess internally thought that Caboose was just as childish as Ruby when Freckles suddenly spoke.
"Greetings." Caboose's Assault Rifle spoke.
"Uh-oh. Um. Blue guy, you might wanna watch-" Yang started to warn Caboose but was too late as...
"OHMYGOSHWHEREDIDYOUGETTHATISTHATANAIINAGUNSOAWESOMEIWANTONEINCRESENTROSETHATISSUCHANAWESOMEWEAPON!" Ruby asked/yelled/shoving Caboose into the ground.
"Out," Yang finished slightly deadpanning.
"I swear, she is such a child." Wiess claimed for the millionth time.
All Tucker heard was "Awesome" and "Weapon".
"If you're looking for awesome weapons," He said as he took activated his energy sword. "Then take a look."
Ruby's eyes lit up as if she was in a weapon shop and tackled Tucker into the ground, all the while saying...
"OHMYGODISTHATANENERGYSWORDTHATLOOKSAWESOMEARETHOSEPLASMABLADESITLOOKSLIKEITSSUPPOSEDTOTRAPOTHEROPPONENTSBLADESAMIALIVEWIESSBECAUSEIFTHISISADREAMDONTWAKEMEUPIWANNASEEALLTHENEWWEAPONSTHESENEWCOMERSHAVEBROUGHT!"
"Please don't encourage her to act like the child she already is." Wiess deadpanned.
"Aaaaaaaaaaanyway, strange personalities aside, I'm Wash, the orange one is Griff, the maroon one is Simmons, the red one is Sarge, the pink one-"
"Light-ish red!" Donut corrected him. "I've told you guys a million times."
"Is Donut," Wash continued. "The brown one is Lopez, the aqua marine one is Tucker, the blue one is Caboose, the purple one is Doc, and the other aqua marine one is Carolina."
"Hi everyone!" Ruby greeted cheerfully. "My name's Ruby!"
"Wiess Schnee."
"Blake."
"Are you sure the blue one knows how to speak properly?" Yang asked. She received a smack in her side from Blake. "Oh I'm Yang."
"Wait a minute. Why does Ruby sound like Kimbal and Yang sound like Jensen?" Carolina asked.
"Uh, who?" Ruby asked.
"Wait, why do you sound like Professor Ozpin and Professor Oobleck?" Wiess asked/gestured to Wash and Caboose respectively.
The group was in total shock and silence.
"Anyway, shocking reunions aside, is there anyone in charge we could speak to?" Wash asked.
"Yes. Follow us and you all can meet Professor Ozpin." Blake requested.
Team RWBY started walking out of the forest with the Reds and Blues not too far behind. The entire time, everyone was wondering why they all sounded like somebody else they knew.
A/N: So that's chapter three. Hope you enjoy it! I'll be seeing you in the next chapter. Any and all criticism is welcome!