hjHere's chapter 4! I hope you're enjoying things so far! If not... then oh well! It's my first fan fic so I'm not gonna get everything correct right off the bat! Any and all criticism is appreciated. RWBY and Red Vs Blue belong to their creators at Rooster Teeth!

Quiet. It was too quiet. Almost diabolical. Team RWBY and the Blues were riding the elevator to Ozpin's office because not everybody would fit. Sarge ordered Red team would take the stairs and specifically to, "Torture Griff with one of his worst nightmares."

"So uh. Where did you guys come from?" Ruby asked trying to break the silence.

"Before or after season 5?" Caboose asked.

"What?" Wiess asked in a very confused manner.

"It's... a long story," Wash explained. "We'll explain it when we meet this Ozpin."

As if on cue, they arrived at Ozpin's office. Team RWBY exited and greeted Ozpin. Carolina did a double take when she heard Ozpin's voice but kept it to herself. Just then, the Reds ran into the room with Griff quite a ways away. They all waited two minutes for Griff who was exhausted.

"Sarge, why the hell did we have to take the stairs?" he asked between breaths.

"Because Red Army never takes the easy way out," Sarge explained. "Besides, I need to scratch something off my bucket list. One of those things is your death. So far, it's not going so well."

"Sargento, ¿no deberíamos volver al problema que tenemos entre manos? ¿O estás demasiado ocupado tratando de matar a Griff? (Sarge, shouldn't we be getting back to the problem at hand? Or are you too busy trying to kill Griff?)" Lopez asked.

"You're right Lopez! I could just shoot him in the face, but that's not nearly as enjoyable as running him over with the warthog."

Ozpin cleared his throat to gather everyone's attention. Everyone's attention was brought towards the man at the desk.

"Thank you for coming along without much fuss," Ozpin started.

"Hey! He sounds like Washingtub!" Caboose yelled.

"Now there are a few questions I would like to ask if that is ok with you."

"What would you like to know?" Carolina asked.

"Who are you are you all and where did you come from?"

The Reds and Blues introduced themselves with their respective names.

"Most of us came from a place called Blood Gulch," Tucker explained.

"A box canyon in the middle of nowhere. Originally, it was meant to keep an AI safe and out of harm," Wash continued.

"And he got blown up by our on tank by the hands of Caboose."

"Yes. Those were fun times," Caboose remembered.

"Anyway, another freelancer named Tex showed up and beat the shit out of us. That's when Donut somehow blew her up with a sticky grenade," Griff continued.

And so went 22 hours of explaining what happened from Project Freelancer, to the Meta, to the war on Chorus to Ozpin.

"So yeah. That's our story," Wash summarized.

"Well it sounds like you've all been through a lot. Much more than what most experienced hunters and huntresses in their life time." Ozpin reflected.

"Yes. Now I would like to hear your story because I like stories," Caboose asked in his usual manner.

And so went less than 22 hours of explaining what happened from initiation, to the incident at the docs that didn't happen that long ago, along with how their world works from Dust to Grimm. Of course, the Reds and Blues had many questions in between but were later explained.

"Aaaand that's out story!" Ruby summarized.

"Along with how the world works." Wiess added.

The Reds and Blues were still trying to process some of the information until Caboose just said...

"Neat."

A/N: So that's Chapter 4. Hope you enjoy it and I'm hoping I can get chapter 5 early tomorrow (or late depending on yer time zone). Cya then!