So RIP the amount of people leaving reviews. Keep in mind that everybody gets a shout-out when you leave a review! For the record, my otp (one true pairing) is Whiterose or Ruby x Wiess so IT BECOMES REALLY HARD TO NOT MAKE THIS INTO A WHITEROSE STORY. Now with that out of the way, here's chapter 7! Any and all criticism is appreciated!
RWBY, JNPR, the Reds and the Blues sat in the cafeteria. The Reds and Blues were asked questions such as "Where did you come from?" or "What's Atlas doing here?". Wash or Carolina answered each question to their the best of their ability.
RWBY sat with the Reds and JNPR sat with the Blues. They all got to know a bit about each other. Sarge learned that Wiess' sister is part of the Atlesian military, Griff learned that the cafeteria had Oreos, Blake learned that Simmons was part robot, Donut learned that Ruby and Yang were sisters, JNPR learned about Project Freelancer and Caboose was still being Caboose. The only thing that was missing was a certain girl with silver eyes.
"Oye, ¿dónde está Ruby? (Hey, where's Ruby?)" Lopez asked.
"She said she needed to get something from the room," Blake explained.
"How did you know what Lopez was saying?" Simmons asked.
"Deductive reasoning," Blake explained as she went back to her book.
"Whatcha doing?" Yang asked.
"Nothing. Just going over notes from last semester."
A berry flew past Sarge's head and landed in Yang's mouth. "Lame!" She said while chewing on said berry.
"Huh. I bet Griff could learn a thing or two," Sarge said. "Best not to teach him."
Just then, a binder was slammed onto the table that was labeled, "BEST DAY EVER ACTIVITIES" written in big red ink. Everybody looked up to find Ruby behind the binder that was slammed onto the table.
"Sisters! Friends! Wiess..." Ruby started.
"Hey!" Wiess exclaimed.
"Four score and seven minutes ago, I had a dream," Ruby continued.
"This ought to be good," Yang said catching another berry in her mouth.
"As good as ripping off Martin Luther King Jr?" Griff asked momentarily before stuffing his face.
Ruby continued, ignoring Griff. "A dream that one day, we would all come together, as a team, and have the most fun anyone has ever had, ever!"
"Did you steal my binder?" Wiess asked noticing the original title crossed out in red ink.
"I am not a crook."
"What are you talking about?" Simmons asked.
"I'm talking about kicking off the semester off with a bang!" Ruby responded.
"I always kick my semesters off with a Yang!" Yang punned. "Ehh!? Guys? Am I right?"
Nora threw an apple at Yang while saying "Boooooooooooooooooo" while Caboose was saying "Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha."
"Look guys, its been a good two weeks, and between more exchange students arriving, the tournament at the end of the year, and with the Reds and Blues, our second semester is going to be great!" Ruby explained. "But classes start back up tomorrow. Which is why I've taken the time to schedule a series of wonderful events for us today."
Simmons started looking through the binder to see what was exactly planned.
"I don't know proud of scared of what you have in store," Wiess said a little uneasy. Yang threw an apple away as she said this.
"Looking though this, I'd say scared," Simmons responded.
"Huh, lemme see," Sarge demanded. "I don't see anything that's bad in this. It can all be used to kill Griff."
"What is your problem with me living?" Griff asked before returning to stuffing his face. Again.
"Tal vez sea porque no tiene nada mejor que hacer y probablemente los mate a todos ustedes también. Pedazos de mierda.(Maybe it's because he has nothing else better to do and I'd probably kill all of you as well. Pieces of shit.)" Lopez explained, but ignored. Like always.
"I don't know," Blake stated. "I think I might sit this one out."
"Sit out or not, I think however we spend this last day we should do it as a team." Wiess stated.
"I got it!" Nora yelled as the Blues saw something fly out of her hand.
"I for one think that-" Wiess was interrupted by a pie hitting her square in the face.
Griff looked up and saw the pie. "You gonna finish that?" he asked.
RWBY looked at the table JNPR and the Blues were sitting at. Jaune and Pyrrha had a look that said "We're doomed", Ren and the Blues were face/helmet palming, and Nora just tried to shift the blame on Ren.
Outside the cafeteria...
Two boys were walking alongside the cafeteria. One of them had an unbuttoned shirt and red gloves of some type, while the other had a vest of the same color and blue hair. Let's be real though, we know who they are.
"Man that's harsh," Neptune said.
"So then we were fighting side by side and she was super fast and I threw a banana at a guy," Sun explained. "Which sounds gross, but is was awesome!"
"Nice!" was all Neptune had to say, which lets be honest, who wouldn't.
"Right?"
"And the best part is, she's a Faunus!" Sun then had a face that said, "Oh shit, I wasn't supposed to tell anyone that."
"But that's a secret okay!"
"Got it."
"And not a I'm-gonna-go-tell-Scarlet-the-second-Sun-turns-his-back secret! I'm talking secret secret," Sun explained thoroughly.
"Woah, chill out man okay? I got it," Neptune confirmed. "I got it."
"You better," Sun said as Neptune just kinda shrugged it off. "I just don't wanna screw this up, ya know? The people here are the coolest, no offense to you guys."
"None taken," Neptune said. Both boys were oblivious to what was going on inside the cafeteria.
"Okay, they're just in here," Sun stated. "I'm really excited for you to meet them, so be cool okay? You're gonna be cool right?"
"Dude," Neptune said and put on a cool face that said "Do you even know who you're talking to?"
"Good point."
They both walked into the cafeteria to find out that 8 teenagers and 10 soldiers that looked like they were from Atlas had initiated a food fight?
"FOOD FIGHT!" Some random students yelled while they ran for their lives.
Sun walked in with a smile on his face while Neptune had one that screamed "What the fuck is going on..."
Back with RWBY, JNPR, the Reds and Blues...
Nora was standing on a mountain of tables while shouting, "I'm queen of the castle!" repeatedly. JPR and the Blues were standing randomly on the tables.
"Why do we have to do this?" Carolina asked clearly not in the mood for this.
"They're kids. Let them have a little fun," Tucker explained.
"Admit it Carolina, you're just as excited for this as we are," Wash tried to pry open.
Carolina sighed. "Alright fine. Let's do this."
On the other side of the cafeteria, Ruby slammed her foot down on a random table that wasn't part of the mountain.
"Justice will be swift! Justice will be painful! It will be delicious!" She shouted.
WBY and the Reds minus Lopez, because he thought that this was stupid, gave out some kind of war cry and prepared for "battle".
"Off with their heads!" Nora commanded.
Everyone on the Blue side of things grabbed a watermelon or melons and threw/kicked them towards the Red side.
"Yang! Turkey!" Ruby commanded.
"Captain Griff! Operation Meat Shield!" Sarge said as he pulled Griff in front of him.
Yang started punching a few of the watermelons flying at them while Sarge started running with Griff in front of him taking the hits.
"Owwwww. Why meeeee?" Griff whined.
Blake leaped over Yang and grabbed two french bread sticks while Yang followed behind. The both of them started hacking away at the melons while Donut started throwing anything throw-able at the Blues side. Yang then shot her turkey gauntlets at Jaune who fell down from the impact of the hits.
Blake and Pyrrha started sparring with their french bread. They stared each other with a look that said, "We're still friends right? Yes, we're still friends." Blake was however defeated. Pyrrha started to attack Yang as she threw a loaf of bread at Yang who did surprisingly well without a piece of food.
On the side with the Reds and Blues, it was just like Blood Gulch.
"I would just like to let everyone know, that I suck," Simmons started the surrender speech.
"And?" Carolina urged him to continue while trying to keep it together.
"And that I'm a girl."
"What else?" Now starting to show signs of breaking down.
"And I like ribbons in my hair. And I want to kiss all the boys."
In short, Carolina lost it. The rest of the Reds and Blues looked at her thinking, "The fuck? Is Carolina actually laughing?" Once she settled down, they continued to watch RWBY and JNPR escalate their fight.
Speaking of which, Ruby was charging at JNPR with a food tray as a skate board.
"Ten bucks she falls off," Wash asked.
"I'll take those odds," Griff said.
She didn't fall off as they saw her deflect a bread missile from Pyrrha and kept on skating. When Ruby reached Pyrrha, she was able to knock Pyrrha down.
"Son of a bitch," Wash grumbled as he handed Griff, who had a huge smug grin, 10 dollars.
Ren and Nora charged at Ruby with Wiess behind her. Ruby moved out of the way for Wiess to spread ketchup on the floor, sending Ren sliding and crashing into a mess of tables.
"Woah, that's quite a slippery mess. Better if it's sticky!" Donut exclaimed.
Everyone groaned at Donut's usual antics. Nobody was paying attention to Doc because he was cheering his usual cheers.
"YES! VIOLENCE! Damn kids should be using real weapons and not food." He would say occasionally.
Nora was now hopping along the flying tables created by Ren. She grabbed a metal pole, swung off it, stabbed the pole into a watermelon, and knocked Ruby away who was protecting Wiess from the blow. Wiess picked up a swordfish and poked Nora back.
"YES! NOW STAB OUT HER EYES AND REPLACE THEM WITH PING PONG BALLS! MUWAHAHAHA!"
"O'Malley, that's not very nice," Doc complained.
"Shut up, it's the appropriate amount of nice. Mwuaha."
Nora knocked Wiess into a pillar at what seemed like supersonic speeds, destroying the pillar. Ruby, now getting up, notices this and moves Wiess out of the way.
"Wiess. Wiess! Don't leave me!" She said dramatically. "Nooooooooooooooooooo!"
Yang started rushing JNPR, but Ren stopped her with celery sticks? They had a small stare down before Ren got annihilated into the ground.
"YES! MORE VIOLENCE!"
"O'malley, he could be hurt!"
"And you're saying the girl before isn't?"
"Well she had a friend to help her!"
"Shut up."
Nora started going after Yang (For hurting her Renny) with her Water-hammer. Both girls went for the hit, Nora being successful and launching Yang out of the roof.
"Holy shit/Son of a bitch," the Reds and Blues said.
"Explain to me how this world works again," Simmons said rhetorically.
Debris from the hole in the roof fell near where Blake was standing. She dodged it and grabbed a sausage link. She smacked Nora into a soda machine, sending soda cans flying out of the machine and out of Nora's hands like grenades. Griff sneaked away from the group to grab a soda can for himself and popped it open and chugged the whole thing.
"Tastes like grape," he claimed.
Nora and Pyrrha continued the soda barrage on Blake who was ultimately defeated, leaving Ruby the last one standing.
"Simmons! Would you care to deliver our rebuttal?" Sarge asked.
Simmons cleared his throat. "Suck it blue!"
Ruby used her semblance right as Simmons said "Suck" and reached JNPR as he said "blue".
Speaking of JNPR, all four members were stuck on the wall, bombarded by a variety of food items. Ruby stuck a super hero landing watch Deadpool) in front of the JNPR painting, while JNPR themselves fell off the wall covered food.
"I love these guys," Sun pointed out.
Neptune just had a scowl, probably grumpy he had to clean his vest.
Glynda Goodwitch slammed open the doors, past Sun and Neptune, with an angry face. Caboose noticed this and hid behind Wash.
"That lady looks scary."
In a matter of 15 seconds, she fixed the cafeteria in it's proper order like nothing had happened.
"Children, please," She started. "Do not play with your food."
RWBY and JNPR looked a bit bummed their fun had come to a stop.
"Hey, where's Yang?" Tucker asked.
Said blonde came crashing through the roof nearly missing RWB.
Glynda looked like she was gonna kill someone, until Ozpin came up from behind and talked to her.
"That was the best day ever. Of all time." Wash concluded.
A/N: Wow that was a bitch to write. Took me about 6 hours, start to finish. Anyways, reviews!
ItsMek: Well, I took your suggestion to mind and hopefully this makes up for it. I'll be honest, I rush the chapters so I can get them out by the end of the day. Plus, if I do take longer, I'm gonna end up like those authors that have incomplete stories and haven't updated a really good story. XD I'll take your consideration into mind however. I'll try to make each chapter at least 1k words for everyone.
Guest: Um. I dunno. I guess Grif with two F's.
Hope to see you all in chapter 7!
