This is a BOYS-LOVE STORY and also contains BOY CROSS-DRESSING AS GIRL! So, please for everyone who don't like this kind of story, don't bother to read and review if it's only for bashing me. Thank you very much for understanding, people! I love you all!
/ CHAPTER 3 – Test /
"Juvia." Mirajane called the blue haired girl.
"Yes, Mira?" Juvia approached her manager. "Is something matter? I'm in a hurry to greet Master Gray. He's coming already with his friends."
"Sorry, I know, but can you help me with something in the storage room? It won't take too long." Mirajane pleaded.
"Oh, sure! Hurry, hurry then!" Juvia eagerly answered.
The two girls went to the storage room. And just when they took a step inside, a sudden ambush came.
"Lisanna! Levy! Now!"
"Wha- Kyaaaaahh! What are you doing to Juvia!" Juvia cried out.
"Sorry, Juvia! But Natsu has to be the one serving those four. You know the rule." Mirajane and the other two tied Juvia with rope and covered her mouth with a piece of cloth.
/ WELCOME TO FAIRY TAIL CAFÉ /
Fairy Tail © Hiro Mashima
Info(s): AU human world, no magic
Pairing(s): Gray x Natsu, (oneside)Sting x Natsu
Warning(s): !BOYS LOVE!, cross-dressing, cursing, OOC, bad writing and English
I don't make any profit from this story. It's purely just for fun.
'Whoah... Such a radiating aura from those four. No wonder it's making all the girls guests' eyes turned into heart shape.' Natsu thought as he saw the four charming males came into the café. 'Erm... But nope. Too much pheromones.'
"Natsu, go greet them!" Mirajane said behind him.
"What? Why me?" Natsu frowned his eyebrows.
"Because everyone is busy."
"Well..." It's true. Lucy, Lisanna, and Levy were (pretending or not) serving another guests. Then he realized something. "Where is Juvia? Why not asking her?"
"Juvia... She's... um... having a stomachache!" Mira shouted.
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Meanwhile, in the storage room...
"Mhmmmph!" (Master Graaaaaaayy!)
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"Really? Maybe I should check on her then." Natsu still tried hard to avoid serving those four. There was something inside him screaming not to get involved with them.
"No! I mean, I will do the checking! Don't worry about Juvia. Come on, Natsu! We're making them wait long enough! Now go!" Mirajane pushed Natsu to serve the boys. 'Sorry, Juviaa... I didn't mean to. It's only for the test.'
"Ah. S-sorry for the inconvenient, Master. Welcome to Fairy Tail Café." Natsu bowed down while fixing his wrinkled skirt after being pushed by Mira. "I'm Natsu, I'll be your maid for today. Natsu is at your service."
'Right. What was I thinking? Maybe I'm just over thinking. Let's do this.'
One of the boys, the orange haired boy, took off his dark sunglasses. "We're very lucky to have a very pretty maid today to serve us." He winked playfully and took Natsu's hand to be kissed. "My name is Loke. And I'm on your care, Natsu."
'... Oh, wow... A stupid pampered blind man...'
Another man, soft hair falling onto his shoulders with mild gold color approached Natsu. "An angel. An angel has just appeared in front of me." He took some of Natsu's hair (wig) and kissed it gently. "Such gorgeous pink hair of yours, I can't get enough. Please bring this Hibiki to your heaven, my dear Natsu."
'... And this one is... A brainless hair-obsessed freak...'
And then there's a wolf whistle. "Fheew... New maid? Nice to meet you, beautiful." The spiky yellow haired boy pulled Natsu's waist and lifted his chin to face him fully. "Not bad, not bad. Look at her fiery eyes. She's my type for sure. The name's Sting, by the way."
'... Damn it... A pompous playboy porcupine...'
Just when Natsu was about to smack the bastard Sting...
"Oy, oy. Enough with the teasings, guys." The last boy, the raven haired, pulled Sting away from Natsu.
"Aaw, Graaayy... We're just introducing ourselves." Loke pretended to be upset.
Natsu raised his eyebrows while looking at Gray. 'Oh? So this cold-like person is 'Master Gray'? At least one of them still has a normal brain inside his head.'
"Aren't you interested in her too, Gray? Just look at her! She's one of the most beautiful girl I've ever met!" Hibiki whined.
'I wonder what would happen if these idiots knew I'm a boy. Maybe they would die instantly because of sudden heart attack.' Natsu thought darkly.
And there was Gray, staring at Natsu for a while.
"..."
"..."
"... Odd pink hair. Stupid face." Suddenly, the raven shamelessly put his hand on Natsu's breasts- chest. "... Flat chest. No sex appeal at all."
'... What the heck?! He's the worst! A pervert asshole ice-block!'
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"Dear, Master. Please kindly order only something that's written in the menu." Natsu was forcing himself to smile while gritting his teeth. But inside, he was cursing so deeply. 'Seriously! What's wrong with these idiots?! Can't they even read?!'
"Why can't I order you love, Natsu? Am I not good enough for you?" Hibiki asked with puppy eyes.
"If Hibiki orders your love, then I'll just order your kindness and affection." Loke winked playfully.
"I don't want anything to order. I just want you to go out with me." Sting said out of the blue.
'Calm down, Natsu... Calm down...'
"Black coffee, no cream, no sugar." Gray suddenly said. "Anyone order anything? Hurry up, I'm thirsty."
"Really, Gray. You're no fun at all." Loke pouted.
Thanks to Gray, Natsu finally finished asking their orders and went to the kitchen to pass the orders to Cana. With additional 'good luck' from Cana, the pink haired boy brought the foods and beverages back to the table.
"Thank you for your patient, Master. Here are your orders. Enjoy." Natsu said as he put the meals on the table.
"Why don't you sit here with us, Natsu?" Loke grabbed the pinkette's hand. "Because there's no more chair around this table, you can sit on my lap."
'Calm down, Natsu... It's gonna be over soon...'
Hibiki then pulled Natsu's other hand. "Or my lap. Of course it's already reserved just for you."
'... Calm down, Nats-
"No, she's sitting here," Sting snatched the maid by his waist and directly sat him down on his own lap, "on my lap," with their faces so close to each other. "And here's a kiss as a present for the cute obedient maid for accompanying us here."
'C-calm...'
With the screamings, shoutings, yellings from all over directions (especially from girls), the sound of Gray sipping his coffee calmly, and Sting's face that was getting closer...
'Calm... Ah... Fuck it.'
SNAP. THUD. STOMP. STOMP. SNATCH. STAB!
Loke and Hibiki were whimpering while holding their precious stomped feet. While our cute pink haired maid was putting his left foot on the chair between Sting's thighs, standing tall and proudly. A fork was stabbed on the table between the spiky yellow haired's fingers. Guess whose deed was that.
Natsu then pulled Sting's tie and leaned forward. "Sorry, Master. But I'm not an obedient maid. In fact, I am actually a... very naughty maid. So I don't deserve your present, thank you very much."
Natsu finally pulled away from Sting and he smirked at the latter. "Oh. And by the way, your lap is not that comfortable enough to sit on. Sorry, Master."
Why hello, punishment.
When Natsu stood up, he stumbled by the table and fell backward.
'... Soft and warm and... wet?'
"Thank you so much for ruining my precious coffee time, Natsu."
The pink haired maid was speechless. He fell on the Gray's lap and accidentally spilled all the coffee the raven's drinking, wetting his handsome face and white shirt all over.
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The pinkette was about to apologize to the raven when...
"Looks like my lap is the most comfortable one, right Natsu? Seeing you don't want to get up so quickly." Gray smirked proudly.
"..."
THWACK!
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"Hahahahahahaha!"
"Cana! Stop laughing!" Mirajane scolded the brown haired girl.
"Ahaha! I've never seen – hahaha – those four got beaten up like – ahaha! – like that!" Cana wiped away her laughing tears. "That brat really is amazing! Today I witnessed something very exciting!"
"Thank you for the compliment, Cana. Finally! It's closing time!" Natsu 'yaay-ed' in mocking tone. "But seriously, those four are the worst! I hope they will never come again!"
"Well, actually..." Mirajane tried to explain something.
"By the way, where's Juvia? I thought she was resting because of stomachache? Did she already go home?" Natsu asked.
"..."
"..."
"Waaaaaaaahhh! Master Graaaaaaaayy! Juvia didn't get to see you todaaaaaayy!"
While Juvia was crying a river with Lucy, Levy, and Lisanna who tried to comfort her in the locker room, Natsu was with the other two employees sitting on one of the empty guest table. Mirajane told him about the test and of course, Juvia's false stomachache.
"A test?" Natsu asked.
"Yes. Because we need some proofs that you are able and suited to work here." Mirajane explained. "The owners of this café always do it for every new employees. They disguised themselves as some guests today and would evaluate your work."
"We reported about you, the new maid, to them yesterday night. But of course, without revealing your true gender. There's no need for them to know, right?" Cana smirked. "We aren't allowed to tell you about this test. Our job is only to guide you to give your best work."
"Oh my god. I hope they weren't there when the pervert old man came!" Natsu grabbed his head in frustation. "And especially not there when the incident with the four idiots happened! Beside those incidents, today I feel like I did a very good job myself."
"Yes, well, um... Natsu... The thing is..." Mirajane tried to choose her words carefully.
"Okay, let me continue. Listen, brat." Cana said after gulping her beer. "The owners of this café, are the four idiots you had incident with."
"... What?"
"You beat them up, insulted them, and humiliated them to the fullest in front of all guests."
'What?'
"Well, personally I think they did deserve those kind of treatments sometimes. Hahaha! I don't know about other people, but it was truly an amazing show for me."
'What?!'
"So congrats, brat! Indeed you really did a very good job today! I'm so proud of you! Hahaha!"
"Cana, Cana... I think Natsu's soul is not here anymore." Mirajane said while shaking Natsu's lifeless body.
'... Shit... I'm so screwed...'
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Author's Note: Ta-daaaaaah! Finally Gray and the boys showed up. By the way, I feel sorry for Juvia to be locked up in the storage room. And Natsu is not death, don't worry. It's just his soul flying for a while before going back to his body.
/REPLIES/
darkhuntressxir: Yes, of course he is good. Maybe it just runs in his blood? Hahaha. Love at first sight or love triangle, find out in next chapters. Hehe.
0.o Natsu o.0: Thank you very much for reading and reviewing! I'm very happy you like this story!
cattleya0467: Yes! They're finally coming! As for your answer, it's so close, but it's not Gajeel, it's Hibiki. Random much? Hahaha.
NightBlitz: Thanks! I'll keep on updating, don't worry! I just need the time to figure out the stories for the next chapters. I haven't even finished with the whole story yet. Hahaha. And I agree, Gray and Natsu are such sexy duo. Love the nickname!
evelyn: Sorry, but I just love cliffhanger. It makes you craving for moar. Hahaha. And it's Hibiki and Loke, not Gajeel and Rogue. Hehehe.
Mintleaf64: Thank you! And here's your waiting update.
Lateforbreakfast: O my gosh, please be careful next time. Sorry for making you skipped your breakfast. But I'm so happy you took some times to reply! And yes, Natsu fell in hate for the first sight for Gray. Hahaha.
Thank you for everyone who read, fave, and review on my story. I accept every critiques and inputs for this story progress. I'll try to keep every characters to their own personality.
Sorry for the typos, wrong grammars, bad spellings, etc.; English is not my mother language.