A series of one-shots inspired by the song 50 ways to leave your lover. A variety of characters reject a proposal. Warning - sense of humour required. Severely OOC

Enter the dark and twisted world of Netherfield estate, where malevolent forces are at play. Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy must unravel the sinister secrets and fight for their love against a powerful entity that threatens to consume them all.

A distorted mind without basic knowledge of Jane Austen's masterpiece, the customs of the Regency Era, and Jane Austen's characters, created new characters: Mr. William Collins Darcy (or Mr. Idiot Darcy), Miss Jane Intruder Nurse without Training Bennet, Charlotte Unsensible Collins and Lady Poor Without Servants De Bourgh. Let's try to correct such a story using common sense.

Mrs Bennet dies while pregnant with Lydia. Mr. Bennet remarries a respectable, but poor widow that he had hired as governess to his four daughters. Jane and Mary are married, as their stepmother doesn't scare away suitors. It is with these circumstances that the Bennets meet the Netherfield party. TW: Miscarriage and death in first chapter. Kinda OOC due to circumstances

Elizabeth Bennet and Charlotte Lucas have a grand secret, but how do they stay together while surviving in the world? Mature themes.

In honor of everyone whose mother is not with them any longer on this Mother's Day, I give you this little one-shot story I wrote to distance myself from the grief I still feel.

Mr. Darcy seems to have it all but he is at his wit's end with his sister. His friends believe he needs a wide-hipped, firm-bosomed woman to help guide his sister. Darcy would rather shepherd a flock of sheep to the market than attend a ball. When he meets the unassuming Elizabeth Bennet at the market, will he change his mind?

In which Mrs Bennet is an accomplished maker of love potions. (come on, did you really think Mrs Bennet was boastfully blathering on for no reason?) One shot.

Elizabeth lives in an abandoned scientific Center, alone, with 84 000 zombies. Well, that's kind of an exaggeration. First, the zombies do not live with her, they are outside the Center—mostly. And second, Elizabeth is not exactly alone. There is another living human in the building, an obnoxious, haughty, unpleasant man who is going to make her existence so much more difficult...

What would happen if one of the Bennet sisters overheard some of the nastier conversations at Netherfield? Let's find out.

After his return from his confrontation with Elizabeth at Hunsford, Darcy confesses to Bingley. It all spirals out of control from there. Another OOC* squared story. (*Out of Character or Out of Canon, your choice)

Mr. Darcy and Elizabeth attend a masquerade ball at Netherfield where their identities are concealed. Unaware of each other's true identity, an irresistible attraction is sparked that transcends their prejudices.

Low Angst - Darcy does not insult Elizabeth, Caroline is revealed as a shrew much earlier and sent away, Mr. Bennet takes a more active role after listening to Lydia spew nonsense and Mrs. Bennet is censured earlier as well. ** The entire story has been updated to correct grammar and spelling issues

Before she died, Lady Anne wrote a series of letters to her children. She entrusted them to her sister, but as their contents were counter to Lady Catherine's purposes, she never gave the letters over to the Darcy children. Sixteen years later, Anne de Bourgh finds the letters and gives them to Darcy. Their contents alter Darcy's perspective on life, love, and his family's legacy.

On the Tuesday when Darcy first encounters Wickham in Meryton, his guardian angel informs him that Wickham will become his brother-in-law if things continue on and gives him the opportunity to mend that future via repeating Tuesdays. Believing that means Wickham will marry Georgiana, Darcy is desperate to change the future. Rated T for safety. D&E HEA. WIP. Updates Tues-Sat

Sparks fly when the paths of Elizabeth Bennet and Will Darcy collide during a garden tour gone awry! Life has taught Elizabeth to steer clear of relationships, but Will seems determined to break through her defenses. As for Will, well, his life is about to get complicated, thanks to the girl who just fell into it. Both learn the road to a happily ever after is seldom easy. HEA

"In the character of Mary Bennet there existed a profound irony which was as follows: the only quality that saved her from being wholly ordinary was the extraordinary degree of ordinariness which she possessed." A Mary Bennet romance.

Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy meet a few months before he travels to Hertfordshire. However, they still cannot understand each other because of his pride and her prejudice. (E&D HEA) (Available until Monday, May 15th)

Mr. Darcy's valet is missing! It is the morning after the Netherfield ball. After escaping from the house and Mr. Collins' proposal, Elizabeth and Jane find Mr. Darcy searching for his valet, Mr. Witting. As they search for the valet, ODC begin to make out each other's character. But can they work together to return Mr. Witting safely?

Lizzy did not think it was very fair to bring two innocent people into the fray by forcing them to endure a Bennet family dinner. But the sweet temptation of her mother's future silence was too much to pass upon. Modern P&P AU, Lizzy & William try to avoid the complication of fake dating when she is thrust into his workplace. M for post slow burn chapters.

Modern Inspired Retelling of P&P. A chance meeting between Lizzie and Darcy's dogs leads to an unconventional courtship. But can Lizzie overcome her insecurities to pursue a relationship with the arrogant Darcy?

After the Netherfield Ball, Darcy never meets Elizabeth again. In the years that follow, he is forced to evaluate the reasons he left Netherfield and if his advice to Bingley was sound. The marriages of those closest to him and coincidental meetings with another Bennet sister make him question what he truly values in a wife. Mr. Darcy/Jane Bennet pairing. Darcy POV

Elizabeth makes a choice to work as a governess in Derbyshire. Why does she make that choice? She hides a secret about her past. Darcy falls in love with her. His pride does not allow him to declare his love for her, but when he does, will she accept him? What will happen when she discovers who she really is? HEA. Story is WIP. Many new characters. Rated T for safety.

Elizabeth decides to give Mr. Darcy a taste of his own medicine by conspiring to help Lady Catherine achieve her objective after confirming his officious interference with her sister through Colonel Fitzwilliam. This story picks up in chapter 33 of Pride and Prejudice while Colonel Fitzwilliam and Lizzy are walking. HEA - Couples stay the same.

Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy miss each other at Pemberley. Calamities befall the Bennet family after Lydia's elopement and Mr. Bennet's death. The Bennet ladies are forced to leave Longbourn. This is the story of self-discovery of the Bennet ladies and Mr. Darcy, with lots of twists and turns, angst and laughter along the road that leads to the HEA of Lizzy and Darcy via Windsor.