Chapter 4

Notes:

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Voldemort had a stack of books opened. He was sick of Harry Potter getting away. Crowley was friends with the blast brat. Severus and Crowley were actually having how to torment the students contests, he wondered if they were-no, bad thought, bad thought. Now, back to his books.

He hoped this worked. He read the description again.

The Cave of Caerbannog is guarded by a creature so foul and cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. Death awaits you with nasty pointy teeth. The creature is the foulest cruel and bad-tempered thing you ever set eyes on. No one lives after confronting the creature.

The author of the book issued a warning...do not go and get the creature. Do not summon the creature...do not summon the creature.

Voldemort looked at the calendar. Hogwarts was still in session and he needed a yearly event to terrorize Harry Potter. He knew the location of Hogwarts and Potter's dorm. Yes, he would send it there.

"Harry, why are you carrying a bunny around?" Dumbledore looked closely at the rabbit.

"She got lost, she was at home in her cave, suddenly, she was on my bed. She said her home is the Cave of Caerbannog and that her husband was going to be so upset to realize she was gone."

The Death Eaters laughed as a little white rabbit appeared in the room. "Rabbit stew for dinner." Voldemort heard, followed by fighting. He headed toward his throne room. The Death Eaters came screaming out of the room. "Run away, run away."

The doors to his throne room were slammed shut by Lucius and Bellatrix. They suddenly heard a thud against the door. "My Lord, there is a demented rabbit screaming about his missing wife and wanting to know where she is."

"I have to do everything myself." Voldemort hoped the creature from the Cave of Caerbannog wasn't a fluffy little rabbit as sending a rabbit to Potter wouldn't send the correct message.

Crowley, Snape, and Harry were standing near the Cave of Caerbannog. "He's not here." Crowley, using his superior powers, felt around for a magical signature. He started laughing. "He's with Moldyshorts."

Harry put down the rabbit. She hopped towards the cave. "Severus, Moldie, will be calling you, if he is still alive."

Severus sighed. "Why can't you just kill him now?" He looked at Crowley and Harry.

"I think the rabbit did." Harry pointed to a blood-soaked rabbit at the entrance to the cave.

"He really does have really big teeth." Crowley cleaned the rabbit with a wink to Mrs. Rabbit.

Severus pulled back his robe sleeve. His arm was blank. "Death by rabbit is not what Dumbledore is going to expect."

"No, but you know he is going to find a way to work for him." Harry grinned. "So Crowley, where to next?"

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