Mystery Science Theatre 3000 with Ethan!
Deleted Scene! This take place when Ethan is still in space.
Dr Forrester stared at Ethan. "I still don't buy that you're Scottish."
Ethan frowned. "I am from Scotland. Why's that so hard to believe?"
"I can just about buy that you have no kilt or red hair…ALMOST. But you don't look like a buff hard as nails bastard. You look like the typical nerd who was bullied in school."
Ethan face palmed. "I keep telling you those are stereotypes. And yeh….thanks for opening up wounds. Would you like to hear something that will blow your mind?"
"I doubt you could blow my mind….I'm fearless…..like a Scotsman!" Ethan smiled.
Ethan almost facepalmed again. "I tell you, it'll blow your mind."
"Go on then."
"I'm perfectly normal. Even in Scotland, many people avoid and dislike wearing kilts because they can get strange looks and stared at from people and get made fun of. The same thing can happen with ginger hair."
Dr Forrester and Dr Erhardt's heads both exploded.
"Told ya!" Ethan grinned.
Dr Forrester and Dr Erhardt's heads both miraculously reappeared like a cheesy cartoon gag.
"Don't do that!" Erhardt yelled.
"What other lies has television told me?" Ethan frowned.
"Oh…I Know…see Bugs Bunny? He's been called both a rabbit and a hare. Technically speaking he can't be both. Even though they look alike they're two different animals and they are actual differences between them."
Dr Forrester and Dr Erhardt's heads both exploded again.
END