I Don't Have Time To Explahhhhhhhh You Know The Rest

by OboeNotClarinet

More stupid prompts from my brother. Now with chickens. Categorized under Destiny but I may have some other things sprinkled in there. Rated T for Too Late, It's Already Dumb. You know what else is dumb? The fact that the Speaker is not in the list of characters I can say are in here. So PSA: he's in here. You're welcome.

5. CHOO CHOO GUARDIAN

This was written at... ehhhhhh midnight or so when I had no ideas and was tired beyond exhaustion. Please don't take this one seriously - and definitely take it less seriously than the other stories here. This "chapter" in particular was written (if you can call it that) while my brother was playing Monster Hunter World so... Well just read it. It's only 28 words. I counted.

Cayde is hunting monsters in the New World.

CHOO CHOO GUARDIAN!

Cayde is obliterated by an Anjanath with a grudge against any hunter of any type.

The End.

What, you were expecting more? I told you it was short. Anyway, I'll have an actual chapter up soon. Hopefully.