Another dream. I need to write this fast before I forget all the details.
Kaiba was talking directly to me! And I responded however I wanted, and he answered me!
I sound really stupid writing it like this, because I know this is my brain fabricating desired conversation between us, but I woke up feeling extremely fulfilled.
Back to the dream.
I was standing…in a beautiful room with tall ceilings and colored glass windows.
I was dressed in Yugi's clothes, and was carrying a duel disk. The technology had changed a bit, but I think that's just my brain filling in the gaps of what I don't know about Kaiba's toys.
ANYWAY. I had cards in my hand! I could play them, which I did, and after I ended my turn, Kaiba just stared at me like I was insane.
The following interaction went like this:
Me: why are you just standing there staring at me? Are you dumb and deaf? (It's your turn)
Him: why did you just do that? You weren't supposed to set those facedown until three turns from now.
Me: what the fucking hell? So, you can see my cards as well as predict the future? Cheating bastard.
Him: no…no! wait…what the fuck is wrong with you?
Me: nothing! What is wrong with you?! (and I'm getting angry here, because I expected to be treated nicely, maybe even smiled at, but no, all he did was glare at me)
Him: (silence)
Me: (getting extremely impatient) What am I doing here if you're just going to stand there and gape? How about a kiss then?
Him: (shocked expression)
He turned very pale, and his lips were moving so quickly I couldn't catch what he was saying, but I think it was something like "this is being recorded," so I said, "Great! Tell me where the fucking portal is going to be, you asshole. It's been two seasons since we've spoken."
He kept standing there staring at me, swaying slightly before shouting, "Error! Reset!"
And I woke up.
Hey, here's another theory. Is my consciousness somehow being transmitted into his devices?
Well, if that is the case, then maybe I can visit his realm in my sleep, and live in my own while I'm awake. I like this idea. It's going to keep me cheerful for the rest of the busy day ahead.
I'll be nicer to him next time, but what he said implied that he could see my cards, and that's a little dishonorable.