AN.

I really really really wanted to add more to this chapter but I am in a literal deadline since parents expect me to be asleep since we are going to go on a trip tomorrow early in the morning so I am so sorry for any...mistakes you find.

I'll probably edit this when I get back because refuses to be edited in mobile :)

Usual warnings.

EDIT: literally just changed a number and detailed AN below (11/12/17)

Genjutsu was the answer to most of my problems and might be the start of it as well.

Being a support-nin had its perks. I don't go to the front line often because of my –and I'm not bragging about this–high chunin level chakra control. That is really what I only had going for me. Genjutsu was a poor man's ninjutsu so I had to get better, which improved chakra control. Jyūken required precision chakra control so training on it didn't only increase my taijutsu skills but my chakra control skills which also increases my genjutsu and proficiency in medical-ninjutsu.

If I only had Tsunade as a teacher,

Imagine the ease of power punching and her seal.

All I had going for me were snakes. Snakes are fine, some species are borderline cute. But if I summoned one, I will instantly be associated with Orochimaru which will give the friendly village a reason to distrust me.

But other than that, I was loving genjutsu.

It was the whole reason why I didn't slit anybodies throats. I mean, think about it. Jyūken, which means Gentle Fist shocks the chakra coils into submission, not doing anything outside the body other than a small red dot. Medical-Ninjutsu heals people. Senbons are meant to be thrown. Genjutsu affects the inner chakra system.

Basically, I was trained and bred for dealing things that involved the internal structure of the body.

Not slitting throats.

Which was my only problem as a kunoichi.

I relied on my genjutsu of all things to kill someone. It isn't supposed to kill someone. Which was kind of stupid in my opinion, maybe because the Naruto world didn't understand the concept of jump scares and heart attacks?

An enemy-nin approaching?

Step one: Byakugan to locate them and to make sure I don't get stabbed in the back in the process.

Step two: Summon Akinosuke to help with chakra control and genjutsu.

Step three: Make a genjutsu that makes things really, really tense.

Step four: another genjutsu that involves a nightmare face or anything generally surprising.

If you do all these steps correctly, the nin will either get a heart attack and maybe die or be really shaken up for the others to pick-off.

Which leads me to the problem part,

Most people think I am the ideal teammate. I'm not bragging, the Hokage told me this when I was looking for a D-Rank to do. Apparently, I was second to a certain Hatake Kakashi with his no-bullshit attitude and professionalism as well as taking incentive when missions go wrong and when I mean go wrong I really mean go wrong. What I lack apparently is that I do not work well under pressure which is bad for someone who needs to focus. Genjutsu specialist, overall pleasant and professional personality and knows Medical-Ninjutsu and can defend herself with taijutsu. Oh, and the Byakugan. Don't forget the Byakugan.

If they knew I put them in genjutsu when a fight breaks out so I wouldn't slit throats, they could literally sue me for attacking them.

Only occasionally, like putting someone who was watching me fight. Byakugan told me they were waiting for me to deliver the blow. Genjutsu their ass so they wouldn't force me, show an illusion of me slitting a throat when in reality it was hundreds and hundreds of butterflies or maybe poison senbons doing the work for me.

Konoha likes their blades bloody.

I do not slit throats. I inflict heart attacks from the distance; I throw needles at vital points from a distance. If I needed to defend myself, I mess up their chakra but not inflict any wounds.

I know, I need to get over that squeamish personality eventually, heck it's been a year in the business but I was still adamant over the fact that I studied to be a Musical Conductor in my past life, not a killer. I'm flipping six you guys. I should be playing with dollies or studying basic math. I didn't want the ninja life. Hell, I bet the ninja life is pushing itself from me with all the support missions I keep going to.

But no, war is war.

So I continued training myself solo-style in hopes that I have the power to not slit throats.

Because heart attacks, chakra sealing, manipulating their emotions and needles to the heart and throat is way better than a few deep cuts.

Hey, at least it was clean.

I sat alone in Training Ground 6 once more, experimenting on the things I could do with my intangibility with a fully summoned Akinosuke. I've been practicing my Jyūken but without a sparring partner, I knew I wouldn't go so far. Ninjutsu is border line irritating me now, so I fully gave up on it aside from Summoning Jutsu and I'm too lazy to do any sort of physical conditioning except just running around Konoha. I brought my right hand up as I focused chakra to literally make it turn into butterflies. Not vanish into butterflies, turn invisible by genjutsu and seemingly manifest back into it. No. The hostage situation taught me that I can't keep using faux intangibility. Akinosuke was doing something with my summoning seal to make my body kind of like his.

Intangible,

If I could achieve partial intangibility, I'd be satisfied with that. He said my body has to be totally destroyed or have an accident that would be deemed irreparable to become fully intangible. My body would then become reminiscent of an Abumare, having aspects of a human with butterflies inside to act as coils.

But like, I don't want to destroy my body for that so...

Pouring a lot of chakra into my seal, I saw how my fingertips shudder when I didn't order them to. I narrowed my eyes at it. That feels really weird.

"Uh, what now?" I asked my mentor/personal summon. He was Monsieur Intangible. I was only trying to recreate his technique without actually killing myself.

Tried it,

Didn't like it,

"You must not feel your fingers but the butterflies you have made from your own body in a physical level. You must detach yourself from your physical body as the world's sky and abundant nature is open to you. Don't let physical confines cage your potential! "He explained like some weird ass hippie in a TV commercial advertising weed as he lifted his hand up and I watched how the butterflies that made up his fingers flutter around him. Seriously, if he says the "be at peace with the world and your life" type of shit then I disowning him. "They must be easy to control, like moving your fingers."

Bitch, I haven't even managed to make butterflies out of nowhere from chakra, much less make it out from my body.

I huffed at his calm and reassuring face as butterflies fluttered like they cheered me on. I pursed my lips as I focused.

My body is a cage.

I can do so much more.

I poured chakra into my butterfly seal silently and concentrated.

Staying silent...

Being one with the Earth...

I stayed like that for one hour before this tiny blue monarch erupted from my index. I blanched at it as the butterfly fluttered its wings dejectedly at me.

"I guess its progress?" I watched as the butterfly fluttered slowly around me before merging back to my finger. To become a pure embodiment of chakra, the ultimate form of the Mangyekō Illusion: Butterfly Body.

The not so illusion, illusion.

Akinosuke smirked at me before turning into butterflies himself. He fluttered to the sky and dismissed himself when he got too far. I couldn't help but fear what tomorrow may hold of a fake-prodigious student of the Sannin who can't even do a simple elemental transformation. I'm sure no doctor could help me because they probably would have by now. Maybe Tsunade could help me? The doctors even confessed that they didn't know what to do with me. Aside from the high Yin chakra I had (which helped my genjutsu a lot so I wasn't complaining) they said that my chakra coils looked normal. I had no idea what to do for ninjutsu aside from Camouflage Jutsu and Summoning Jutsu which aren't elemental transformations.

Maybe I should get a tantō or something. I pursed my lips in thought before deciding against it. Nah, I wouldn't have the discipline for it. Same goes for fūinjutsu. I wouldn't have the patience to deal with seals. I inherited dad's chicken scratch-like-hand writing. Mom and Orochimaru already supplied me with a life time supply of poison. What the hell can I do besides genjutsu and taijutsu? I had my birthright also known as the Byakugan but that's just it. A Byakugan. A Sharingan can turn into a three-tomoe Sharingan that can turn into a Mangyekō Sharingan which can turn into an Eternal Mangyekō Sharingan which can also turn into the damned Rinnegan if they met the requirements for it.

I activated my Byakugan. My vision enhanced as I gained the power of X-Ray vision and near perfect 360 degrees. Now what? All I can do is hit people where it hurts. What the hell makes the Byakugan the strongest dōjutsu amongst the three other dōjutsu which has the potential to slash mountains and control the planets itself? Self proclaimed, maybe.

What can the Byakugan do? Peep. Fucking. Peep.

I deactivated my dōjutsu as I failed to think of a way to make us of it besides driving companies that make glasses out of business. I began training my chakra control absentmindedly as I thought of ways to survive in this world. Okay, how to survive in the Naruto World as a ninja?

How to Survive in the Naruto Wolrd as a Ninja : Number one.

Become a sage.

I sighed dejectedly. I'm pretty sure Akinosuke isn't some sort of Butterfly Sage in disguise. Besides, the risk of turning into fucking stone like some idiotic dude peeping on Medusa while she was naked was not appealing to me.

How to Survive in the Naruto World as a Ninja: Number two.

Become a Jinchūriki.

Out of the question.

I already had voices inside my head that made me doubt my sanity and the recesses of depression was still there with the random bouts of apathy coming from nowhere so I would be easily manipulated by my Tailed Beast, whomever that be. There are many problems with that because, first of all, I would also be hunted down as an immediate S-Rank threat in all countries. I would instantly be shunned and treated as a monster by my own village all for the sake of hosting one of the anti-social nine who could give me their power if I made friends with them or fought them in a battle of wills. I'm no Naruto; I can't Talk-no-Jutsu my way out of every fight I didn't want to do. Which leads us to the third one.

How to Survive the Naruto World as a Ninja: Number three.

Become the Main Character.

The world is literally called Naruto. I'm sure I don't have Kishimoto's gracious plot-armor.

How to Survive the Naruto World as a Ninja: Number four.

Be born in a prestigious clan with a Kekkai Genkai. AKA the following, preference and suggestion in descending order.

Uchiha for the Sharingan Hacks.

Uzumaki for the fūinjutsu skills, chakra chains, bigass chakra reserves. Killer red hair is optional.

Senju for the potential of Wood Release, the best Kekkai Genkai there is.

Sadly, I am a Hyūga with the Byakugan, which I do not know how to use other than for taijutsu and making sure I don't get stabbed in the back by casting my genjutsu. I could sign that snake summoning scroll. Akinosuke was all nonchalant about it but I still having second thoughts.

He was going to defect and I do not want to be associated with him.

I'll do it if I'm desperate.

And for now, I don't think I need to cross that line.

I stared at the afternoon sky, lost in thought and consumed by fear. I sighed deeply and tried to bury my inner musings. Just thinking about it wouldn't help. Maybe there was something I could improve besides my Shurikenjutsu because, no, I still do not approve of fidget spinners as weapons, no matter how cool looking fūma shurikens are. I began my handseals, doing the final clap and summoned butterflies again.

Mangyekō Illusion: World of Butterflies.

Or you know, some asshole could fucking interrupt me when I was about to see if I could at least try to live before taking my chances and killing myself again with crossed fingers to at least be in a 1st world country when I'm reborn. Death doesn't terrify me as much as pain does.

And Konoha is very picky to whom they sell their sleeping pills to.

The guy sent me to the Hokage tower. What would the Hokage do with a lowly genin like me? I thought of that as I opened the door to the Hokage's office. Hiruzen greeted me with a smile with a scroll that screamed C-Rank and more temporary teams and 'friendships.'

What friendships aren't temporary anyway?

"Tokina-chan." I bowed, the two medium locks that escaped my bun going to my shoulder. He handed me the scroll and began briefing as always. Saying I was most capable and all that shit, don't disappoint. Same old same old. With a huff and a shrug, I opened the scroll. The band said 'for the village's interests' but the scroll said 'we are too low on human resources so you, a genin, should do it.'

B-Rank

Woah. Never mind. Hold the fucking phone.

Go to Sora-ku, negotiate with Nekobaa to use their supplies for the war.

Hyūga Tokina- Genin (6)

Uchiha Soma- Chunin (19) (Captain)

Yamanaka Taizo- Chunin (11)

Three major members of reputable clans going out to ask some old lady? A little bit of overkill? I'm sure an Uchiha and a Yamanaka could easily finish this mission. Yamanaka's are renowned for their mental play and strategies, be it Jutsu related or not. Uchihas have way better genjutsu then me (not up for debate) and could break out of genjutsu as easily as the Byakugan. What the hell did the need me for? Overkill for B-Rank? I get that we're losing a war but geez, how desperate would you be to ask for a cat hermit for their help? Besides, the Uchiha owns the place. They could just demand that they would wage an all out war on a bunch of cats if they didn't comply.

…Ninja cats.

Well to be fair, we didn't have the resources for this shit so…eh?

"Hokage-sama, are you sure I am needed in this mission?" I raised my eyebrow at the old man with brown hair, wrinkles prevalent under that hat. "With all respect, a Yamanaka and an Uchiha is enough to convince Nekomata and an old hermit." He chuckled.

"You'll see." He smiled at me ominously, "Now go, don't you have a mission to complete? Failure is not an option." He said the last part with the sternness of a man who has seen too much. I flinched at it but remained silent, slowly accepting my faith.

With a tired sigh, I made a beeline to buy a face mask. I'm not risking tuberculosis. That is a massive pain, suicidal or not.

When people said that Uchiha's were hotter than their fire jutsu, they really weren't joking. I swear I could fan myself and it wouldn't be enough. I knew what Obito would look like and it wasn't all impressive. Sasuke wasn't beautiful as everyone says and Itachi was a big cinnamon roll that could kill.

This guy in front of me? Jesus Christ, if looks could kill then I'd be dead right now. I blinked at the boy and man in the sunrise of the village when we were preparing to leave. I shifted my pack in my right and looked away to stop ogling in front of the tall, lean Uchiha who tied his hair in a short pony tail and made that chunin vest work for him. And don't get me started in what he does to those standard shinobi black pants. The Yamanaka (who was probably all too used to this reaction by the kunoichi teammates he probably got.) chuckled good-naturedly.

"Hyūga Tokina, right?" His husky (no, Taichou, I'm too young damnit!) voice made my name his.

Okay. Stop with the Uchiha fan girling. You're better than this, Tokina.

Stop looking at his pants, dammit! Look up to his face, girl. Your parents didn't raise you like this! Chastity and purity! DON'T USE THE BYAKUGAN FOR THIS!

"Y-yes, Taichou." He raised a bushy eyebrow before shrugging at my red-faced, higher than normal voice. "Apprentice of the Sannin, eh? Let's see if you impress." Soma smiled at me which sent my heart to my throat. Taizo snorted before ushering his other two teammates to get a move on.

Sora-ku was literally four hours away from Konoha in one of the rare cases of our deserts. What, you thought only the Land of Wind had deserts? Well, meet Sora-ku, where the legends said that the 2nd Hokage literally wiped out the Uchiha in it by summoning a fucking ocean with intense pressure that made the valley into sand. It was probably a hyperbole but whatever. We were thirty minutes away when the Yamanaka next to me engaged in casual conversation.

"So, Tokina-san was it?" My head turned with a pleasant smile. He continued. "Were you briefed into what we were supposed to do?" He questioned, his brown hair in a long ponytail fluttered in the wind while his dark brown eyes hone with confusion.

I raised an eyebrow. That was strange. They weren't briefed as well? "Other than the objective, Hokage-sama didn't say anything special other than the usual 'Failure is not an option." I snorted inwardly. Sine when failure WAS an option, anyway? We were in a dammed war. Everything needs to he perfect.

He pursed his lips but let the conversation die there. We stopped when we were a foot near the abandoned building, cat hair and cat nip filled our senses. Speaking of senses, I felt their eyes on me as I 'smugly' put on my face mask. Heh, enjoy cat hair and cat shit, fellows.

"Is this the right building?" The brunette asked his superior. He shrugged and pocketed the scroll he was examining. He took of his bandana with the Konoha sigil and wrapped it around his face. That was intelligent. "Only one way to find out." Before he stepped forward, I activated my Byakugan which could see through things with ease in a 60 meter view.

There were small chakra signatures everywhere. I locked on a medium sized one with three other small chakra signatures. I nodded to them. "We're on the right building." I confirmed while deactivating my Byakugan as Soma briskly opened the door.

My eyes widened and I felt a grin coming in.

Did I die and go to heaven?

Oh wait, that doesnt happen now. You get reborn.

...fuck.

Any who, cute cats. Cute cars everywhere. Some giant, some walking on two legs and everything in between as they crawled on the gray concrete with multiple levels and boxes all around them. We huddled together (me basically abusing my height to stick to Soma's thicc thigh) and found the Nekobaa's hut with my Byakugan, only with tue occasional cat glancing and going back on it's merry way.

We entered the small (yet luxurious hut) with Soma needing to slouch a bit with his 6ft self, much to his inconvenience. "Oh? And are these rabble rousers?" The old lady with a crazy do said through slit eyes. She looked so weird with her gray her, black nose and cat ears. The cats around her purred and meowed and she seemed to understand what it's all about.

Soma was all business though, while Taizo admired and tried hard not to pet the cats. I wasn't faring any better. Thank god for my face mask, or I would probably be coughing when we get back. It's a little bit itchy and constricting, though. How the hell does Kakashi where this 24/7?

"Nekobaa, we have come to negotiate with you for Konoha's intrest-"

"Oh no, no, no." She interrupted my temporary captain. He pursed his lips and his eye twitched at the interjection but kept a cool head and face despite that. "I don't decide who to sell these to. I'm just the person who sells the supplies. Nekomata in the tallest tower is what you want. If you gain his trust, you'll gain mine." She got three weird ass cat headbands from SOMEWHERE and gave it to us. "These will help you understand Nekomata. Who knows? He might agree. Could never tell with that old cat."

Soma snatched the black ones (petty, that's hot. No, Tokina, he's like fifteen years your senior. Don't be perverted.) While we, the real (?) children settled for the white ones. We put it on, my head ached for a fraction before the noise of meowing and purring was replaced with human language. It sounded like a village bustling instead of some old fort now. Wow, that was actually pretty impressive. How does this thingy even work?

He took our leave and walked around the city of concrete, cats and wooden and sometimes cardboard boxes, stalls all around with cats walking on two legs selling their goods, frying fish and overall just being normal. Taizo fidgeted nervously when a cat brushed his leg.

"Scared of cats?" The innocent question made himturned a cute shade of pink before shaking his head. "N-no!" The brunette denied weakly. "The fur just feels weird, that's all. We grow cat nip so I'm used to the appearance of cats in our flower shop." Despite the bravado, he was still shift eyes, watching each cat like it might pounce and gouge his eyes out. I couldn't help but laugh. They were so cute and furry, though. Such soft fur.

I'm the original civilian born, boy. If anything, I'm the one that's supposed to be freaked out. Taizo looked unimpressed at my obvious amusement, the mask not working in...masking it. I demand a refund. Aninosuke fluttered near me, cats trying to claw him out of the air. He rested on my shoulder and relayed the whole map of the place, even though the Nekomata's hide out was super obvious with that white cat tower smack dabbed in the middle of the city, with it's annoying smirk.

"So, what's the plan in case Nekomata disagrees?" Soma smiled at the incentive to finish this mission as fast as possible with Taizo nodding in agreement. My captain's answer as simply activating his three tomoe Sharingan. "He won't. We'll make him." He answered cheekily.

Well. That works.

Us shorter ninjas followed suit into the dark and dreary tower, with blue torches lit up. Our sandals, despite our best efforts into hiding it, made a 'clack' sound against the wood. It seemed to go on endlessly before we reached a flight of stairs. We walked up, and couldnt help but gape (except Soma since he probably saw worse things) at the absolutely GIANT scarred white cat with its tail that seemed to diverge into two flailed around in curiosity. It's big yellow eyes gleamed in the blue eery lighting.

'Be careful. Bakenekos are a species that have special Fire Release jutsu, strong taijutsu and almost unbreakable genjutsu, requiring another person to break it or a dōjutsu.' Akinosuke reported to me. I nodded absentmindedly as we walked forward.

"And what are you three doing here in my tower?" The androgynous (it sounded like an old grandmother despite the deep voice) demon cat purred as it rose with its hind legs, revealing its real and already impressive height. Fucking giant. This isn't a job for shinobi, we need a fucking Eren Jeager up in this ass. The children (me and Taizo) tensed, his eye visibly twitched.

"You have got to be kidding me." The brunette muttered.

It wasn't a surprise that I shared his sentiments. This bitch (?) was fuking huge. How the hell did it fit in this room? Nekomata raised an eyebrow but said nothing at the rude language. Soma gave a sideways look of scolding to Taizo before returning on the matters on hand.

"We come in the name of Konoha to ask to use the supplies in this establishment to further her cause." He recited like a text book answer. The monster cat snorted, twisting and turning it's abnormally large whiskers. "And why should I do that?" The loud voice boomed, eliciting a wince from me. Ouch, I rubbed my ear. That hurt.

Soma came prepared, though. "Not only are you using an abandoned Uchiha supply cache as your building establishment, there have also been multiple reports of you selling black market goods to other countries." He activated his glowing red dōjutsu with a smile. "I, an Uchiha and a shinobi of Konoha, have every right to demand what is due for us."

"Then let me give you what's due for you!" The cat hissed before slamming its paw on where Soma was. I activated my Byakugan while blocking the rubble and steadying myself from the impact. I watched in admiration as Soma began toying with the gigantic beast of a cat. Body Flickering on top of its head before a giant paw swiped thin air. Regaining my senses (giant cat and captain currently in combat. Provide support you, dumb bimbo) I began doing the long process of the Mangyekō Illusions: World of Butterflies, unhindered by the giant monster since the Uchiha captain was busy distracting it. Wait, does it even work with animals?

"As long as they are sentient and have a mind and memories to tamper and desecrate, it will work."

That was dark, but okay.

I clapped my hands at the last seal, butterflies fluttering all around out of nowhere, the two other boys stopped (Soma flickering back to me while Taizo stopped his Mind Transfer Jutsu) and watched as the world melted into an array of lush green. The giant cat looked alert.

"A genjutsu user, eh?" It purred before doing a hand seal that looks so foreign on claws that big.

"Kai!"

I clenched my teeth, enduring the shaking sensation throughout my body, focusing on drawing out a memory to convince the damn cat to help us so I can go home and sleep or something. The world turned into an array of green, with a sparkling stream next to it. There was a giant looking toad in front of the equally giant cat. Nekomata's eyes widened.

"G-Gamamaru?" The feline bit out in surprise.

"Nekomata." The toad in his mddle ages blew a pipe, much to the cat's dismay. "Your looking well." He nodded and continued his smoking.

The cat looked uncertain. It probably knew it was a genjutsu but the beauty of the Mangyekō Illusuion is not actually concealing it was a genjutsu but making them forget it was a genjutsu all together with tantalizing thoughts, much like the Infinite Tsukiyomi but on a lower (and definitely harder to use) scale. The monster cat nodded.

"You too, Gamamaru."

"So, got any apprentices lately?" The old and wise toad rasped out while the monster cat shifted guiltily. "You did say you were going to...what was that?" The giant red toad scratched his head absentmindedly. "'Show you that the power of the cats are stronger than the sage mode?'" He toad quoted a little bit cheekily.

I couldn't help but appreciate how quiet the two boys are. They must have been well versed in the ways of treating a person channeling a genjutsu. Showing them was probably the right choice. Most of the newbie teams I get rostered into resulted in a smack head with a 'what the hell are you doing?'. Dicks. I spent 1 damn year in the academy and I knew that you don't interrupt someone whole their casting.

"So, who's this mighty champion?" The toad grumbled a low laugh as the cat began to fluster.

"Don't rush me! I just haven't found anyone worthy of teaching yet!" The now red faced (how was that even possible?) cat exclaimed, embarrassed at it's ineptitude to convince someone to become an apprentice to them. Something in Soma's eyes shone and he eyed me thoughtfully before watching the scene unfold. I paid him no mind and focused on the genjutsu.

"Oh really? That lady you took in seemed nice."

"She's a civilian! I need a ninja!"

"Thank you, Tokina but that will be all."

I blinked as Soma lowered my hand with his, my distraction causing me to break the genjutsu. Taizo steadied my wavering posture because DAMN does that genjutsu take a lot out of me. I smiled at him in which he returned with a silent boy. Nekomata widened it's eyes before baring it's fangs again, not liking the fact that the mighty leader of the Ninneko lost a battle of genjutsu. Before it could weave hand seals again, Soma walked in front of it with no visible weapon.

"Is an apprentice what you seek?" The Uchiha asked suddenly. What was he planning? Was he going to offer someone as sacrifice? I don't think we have enough time to go arrange the paperwork or someone moving here. The cat hissed at the man who oh-so confidently (yes, daddy) stood there unfazed. "I-I don't need help from lowly fleabags like you!" The cat said, obvious flustered, crossed it's arms and looked away.

You know, like a tsundere.

A demon tsundere with whiskers.

A demon tsundere with whiskers, fur, genjutsu and a damned attitude.

"Konoha has many able shinobi. They could all use someone strong like you to help them grow." The proud cat huffed and gave us a scathing look.

Before giving a cheshire grin.

"Fine then." I tensed as his giant claw pointed at the Yamanaka beside me. Poor sap. He was scared of cats too. He tensed and looked absolutely crest fallen. "N-now wait just a minute." Taizo stuttered. Soma have him a once over and gave him a pitying look.

"Give me that kid. You're a Yamanaka? I can see it in your eyes. You'll do nicely." The now sadistic cat smiled, sitting down on its hind legs. Soma gave him an apologetic sideways glance. Taizo, the poor sap, sniffled at me. I shrugged giving him a 'I don't know what the fuck to do man. Don't look at me.'

"He is, Nekomata-san. A Yamanaka."

"Oh my god, who is this ugly shit standing in front of me? Oh right. His name was Uchiha Soma." I froze at the venom of his grumbling. Woah, suddenly I liked this Taizo more and more. I snickered beside him. He smiled at the appreciation.

And then he returned to 'Fuck cats' mode.

"This isn't in mission parameters!" He piped up. This also wasn't fair but that sounded childish for a five year old kunoichi so I left that out. Taizo's, a boy I have bonded with over the past eight hours or so, hand brushed mine as I mouthed the words 'I'm so sorry.'

Oh gurl. Gud luck.

"But if I have to stay here, Tokina-san has to as well!"

Wait. What?

AN.

I know there is more page breaks out there uuuuuuuugh. This chapter is special to me because this arc rather is where shit goes down and I love it. Anyway, Enjoy life :)

NEW AN.

I was literally just thinking "I knew there's going to be something wrong with the new chapter, I shouldn't have posted it yet. It's probably the age" so when I opened the note in my Notes(iPhone 4 is where I write) to check I was correct. Isn't life nice?

Also, I haven't forgotten about the contract (did she sign it already or did she not? huehue) about the bunnies. If this chapter is Naruto then the bunnies are literally Shipudden. The art of foreshadowing is...fun. All I ask for yall is to be patient and ride this crazy ass ride with me. Anyway, Enjoy life :)^2