Chat Spots
Chapter 8 ½: Mini Period: Daring
A/N: This. Is my best idea ever.
Hello everyone! Aqua here with a mini chapter (which explains the ½). The reason behind it is just to do some short shenanigans in between actual chapters (and it ki-nda serves as a stall until I finish Ch. 9 hahaha please don't kill me) and it's (kinda) not related to the rest of the story (like half related). Let me know if you enjoy this type of thing and who knows? It could come completely randomly! Enjoy!~Aqua
Summary: Out of boredom, Tikki, Wayzz and Plagg decide to take Dares from Aqua's Twitter and things get crazy.
To Do
Never give the kwamis coffee
Never allow Tikki to binge on Oreos.
Disclaimer: I don't own Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Chat Noir, the songs used or the comic "Gangsta TIKKI" (which is by Valory Pierce). Rights to their respective owners.
Chapter 8 ½
Tikki and Plagg were bored.
Their holders were off doing something at school (mind that their holders had no idea of the other being a Miraculous holder), they didn't feel like turning into humans (another thing they didn't know about) and the narrator was busy. All of a sudden Wayzz flew in through the open window.
"What up fellow potatoes." He said and flopped onto the bed where they were. Tikki sighed.
"Boredom fellow bum. Fu let you leave?" She asked lazily.
"Yuppers."
"Who the hell says that?" Plagg asked sarcastically.
"I do. Now, I doubt that were going to fix this problem by sitting here." He said with a frown. Plagg looked up at the ceiling.
"Aaaagh if Nooroo was here he'd be bouncing off the walls or something."
"That's a lie. Nooroo is the most quiet of the four of us, and the only reason he ever did that was because you overdosed his drink with sugar once, idiot." Tikki said rolling her eyes. Plagg rolled around to where she was and grinned.
"Tiiiiiki, why're you lying? You know you love me." He said with a smirk. She rolled her eyes.
"Keep dreaming. You know I hate you." She said with a sweet smirk. He went a bit closer to her.
"Really? Because I know-"
"As sickeningly adorable as this is to watch you two flirt shamelessly, I'm still bored." Wayzz said with a knowing smirk as the two blushed in embarrassment.
"SHUT THE HELL UP WAYZZ! I DON'T LIKE HER/HIM!" They shouted in anger and embarrassment as Wayzz rolled around in complete hysteria.
"OH MY GOD THIS-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-THIS IS TOO GOOD! YOU TWO ARE IN SUCH DENIAL IT'S HONESTLY CUTE." He shouted in between laughs. Plagg rolled his eyes.
"I, am not in denial of anything. Tikki might be though." He said, shooting Tikki a grin. She rolled her eyes.
"No, I'm not. Wayzz are you done being shipping trash because in case you haven't noticed, we haven't solved our case of boredom." She said sarcastically. Plagg and Wayzz went bug-eyed.
"DAMN TIKKI. BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE FIERY SARCASM."
"And I am not "shipping trash" you savage!"
You can guess who said what.
"Teehee. Whatever floats your boat, Wayzz." She said smiling at him. He groaned.
"I can't believe I ever thought you were quiet."
"And I can't believe I ever thought you were a serious person!" She retorted with a giggle, making him break out a smile.*
"But I am! I'm more serious than you'll ever be!" He said with a laugh. Neither one of them noticed the steam coming out of Plagg's ears. He cleared his throat, not admitting just how pissed he was.
"Hey, let's ask Aqua if-"He was interrupted by a phone falling on the bed with a baby blue post-it on the screen.
"What the hell?" Plagg said in wonder. Wayzz picked up the phone and read the post-it note.
"'Yo tiny ones. To cure your boredom, go change into your human forms and when you're done, there should be clothes waiting for you. Meet up in the living room and look for a second post-it note.' "He read. They looked at each other with a questioning look, but shrugged.
"I call Mari's room!" Tikki said as she shoved them out.
"I call the bathroom!" Wayzz said and flew to said bathroom.
"Dammit! I gotta change in the living room?!" Plagg shouted and flew downstairs to a little table and rather than sitting on the table, he moved away from the table and closed his eyes, the other two doing the same where they were. A red glow enveloped Tikki, a green one enveloped Wayzz and a light green enveloped Plagg before the tiny kwamis were replaced with 3 10 year olds, and would remain that way until 9:00 PM. Then, a few garments of clothes were suddenly piled on them, and a pair of shoes landed next to them.
"H-HEY?!"
"WHAT GIVES?!"
"THAT WASN'T NECESSARY!"
Again, you can maybe figure out who said what.
They got dressed, Tikki taking longer. Wayzz finished first and went to the living room and met Plagg there putting his shoes on.
In this form, Wayzz, or Sora (his human name), was a pretty tall 10 year old with light skin, light green-yellow eyes (but they looked more green), and light brown hair that ended at his neck, parts of it covering his left eye partially. He wore a white tank top underneath a lime green and black plaid button up shirt that was open, dark denim jeans and green Converse. He also wore black glasses (not that he needed them, but they made his eyes look green).
Plagg, or Kuroto, is just an inch shorter than Wayzz, slightly paler skin than Wayzz, electric lime green eyes, and black hair that ended at the top of his shoulders and bangs with green tips swept to the right. He wore a green shirt under an open black button up shirt with the sleeves ending at the second half of his arm, black jeans and black and green paint splattered high-top Converse.
"Why in the world do you wear glasses anyway?" Plagg asked. Wayzz looked at him.
"Because I can." He stated simply.
"Sure. Anyways, we need to find this post it. But Tikki's still getting ready." He turned to the stairs. "YO TIKKI! We gotta go! Hurry the hell up!"
"ALRIGHT CALM THE HELL DOWN! I'm almost done!"
"Tikki, I hate to be that guy, but we do need to find that note and we are wasting time." Wayzz said calmly.
"Alright! I'm on my way down!" They looked around the room until a quiet voice spoke up.
"I look ridiculous don't I?"
They turned to the stairs and immediately their eyes bugged out of their sockets and their jaws dropped at the sight.
Tikki looked angelic.
Tikki, or Hibiya, was about 2-3 inches shorter than Plagg, and 3 inches shorter than Wayzz, bright blood red eyes, and brown hair that faded to red at the ends that reached about an inch below her midback, with curled bangs swept to the left of her face. She wore a red off the shoulder top, black Brazil style skinny jeans with red paint splatters and black high-top Converse with a breeze to midnight blue paint splatter on each shoe. She also had black glasses with a few red spots (they made her eyes look midnight blue) in her bag that she left upstairs.
She blushed at their reactions.
"U-Uhm, do I look that bad?" She asked shyly. Wayzz smiled and took her hand and twirled her around.
"You look gorgeous. Right Plagg?" He asked. He snapped out of his daze and nodded. She smiled.
"Thanks you guys. Now let's find this note." They started looking around until Plagg spotted it.
"Found it!" They gathered around the note as Tikki read.
" 'So, if you're reading this, that means you found my second note. So, you're going to take my phone, and Twitter is already open (everything else is locked so don't even try). On Twitter, people wrote dares for you guys to do. Pick some and do them. The catch though: every time you do a dare there should be a location on the bottom. Go to that location and find your next note, do whatever dare, and repeat. Lastly, and I will not repeat this: No skipping/backing out of a dare. I'll start you off. Check the first dare on Twitter. The location is on the bottom of this note. Good luck!' " She finished. They looked at each other nervously.
"I'm regretting being bored now." They said simultaneously. Tikki turned on the phone and Twitter popped up once the phone was unlocked (by swiping it) and they saw the first dare.
I dare all three of you to dance the Macarena.
"Uhm, should we be nervous?" Wayzz asked. Plagg shrugged.
"Eh, it's not that bad. And we're in the privacy of the living room. Let's just do it!" They found the song and they started.
"Ai-i! Haha, Plagg what was that?!" Tikki laughed, smiling as Plagg exaggerated the dance.
"Let me be, Cupcake! I do what I want!" He said with a grin.
"You two both look ridiculous. Ai-i!" Wayzz said with a smile. Soon the song was over and a location appeared on the bottom of the post it note.
Collège Françoise Dupont
"Ehhh? Our schoolmates may be there!*" Tikki cried out.
"And our holders are there!" Plagg cried. Wayzz shook his head, pinching the bridge of his nose (since he also goes to school with them).
"Well this is great. Go-"He was stopped by Tikki rushing back down with her glasses on, making her once red eyes look like a midnight blue.
"Well okay. So, clearly we need to do this next dare quickly and wisely. We don't need your holders figuring out your abilities or who the other is just yet. And we need to have as minimal contact with our classmates as possible." The other two nodded.
"Very much so. Let's go!"
The three kids jumped off the roof and landed in front of their next location. Wayzz looked to the other two.
"Alright, let's get this over with. I see a post it on that lamppost!" He said and the three ran over and practically ripped it off. Plagg then opened Twitter and saw the next dare.
OOH! I dare Hibiya and Kuroto to try coffee for the first time! With milk and sugar!
"You two have never had coffee?" Wayzz/Sora asked perplexed. The two powerful humans shook their heads sheepishly.
"We're not allowed to, remember? Kwamis can't have things like that." Tikki/Hibiya said.
"Yeah we can. Just in very small doses. I, personally, don't drink coffee very often, but every once in a while. So I think you're good." He said. The two nodded and hesitantly tried to think of where to get coffee. Suddenly, they saw the sign to a store and ran for it. Once they got inside, they tried to decide exactly what they wanted. Sora asked first.
"May I have a small coffee with sugar?" He asked politely. The person at the counter smiled and put it in the register. Kuroto finally spoke up.
"C-Can I have what he's having? Except with milk on the side also?" He asked. She added that to the register. Hibiya finally decided on something.
"Can I have a medium iced coffee with extra sugar and milk?" She asked. She added that as well and then looked at them.
"Anything else?" They shook their heads. "Alright, that's $6.75." Sora pulled out a 5 and two one dollar bills. The girls put the money in the register and gave Sora a quarter back. She handed them their receipts, and they waited by the counter where they received their coffee quickly and they left. The three sat on the steps as Sora and Kuroto sipped their coffee after letting it cool. (Kuroto a bit more hesitantly). Kuroto smiled.
"Wow! What exactly is this type of coffee called?" He asked curiously, intrigued by the bittersweet taste since he put 2 and a half spoons of sugar and he hadn't put milk in the coffee yet. Sora smiled jokingly.
"You, my friend, are drinking what's known as black, or plain, coffee. You can put sugar and it's still considered black coffee. Once you put milk or cream however, it's not black coffee anymore." He said. He nodded, both oblivious to Hibiya pouring tons of sugar (after she put a good amount of milk) into her coffee. She took a sip as they looked at her.
"How is it?" Sora asked. She sat there for about two minutes before chugging the whole thing down.
"COFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I WANT MORE COFFEEEEEEE!" She screeched, running around as Kuroto looked at her scared and Sora pinched the bridge of his nose.
"WHAT THE HAIRBONES?! What's wrong with Hibiya?!" Kuroto shouted. Sora shook his head and pushed a hidden button on the side of his glasses causing his yellow green eyes to be revealed as his glasses pixelized into a loaded mini tranquilizer gun. Kuroto immediately tensed.
"U-Um, what's that? And shouldn't we look for the next location?" He said in a worried tone. Sora shook his head.
"We look while I try to tranquilize Hibiya. We have to be discreet and lay low. But first-"
"OOH ANOTHER LOCATION!" She grabbed the post-it and looked at the location.
Same location you are currently in
Hibiya smiled wider and snatched the phone and saw the next dare.
HAHA SO since Hibiya is high on sugar, I dare her to be a gangsta! See how this works out.
"Oh no. OH NO! We have to neutralize her somehow-"
"OH YEAH!" Suddenly Hibiya had a red oversized jacket, and her glasses turned into sunglasses and she began to scream what one calls…
Total. NONSENSE.
(A/N: Most of this is from the Gangsta Tikki comic dub but I switched and added a couple things around.)
"YO YO YO YEAH BABY YOU WANNA MESS WITH MY GIRL MARI?! GANGSTA TIKKI IN THE HOUSE, IMMA WRECK YOU! GIMME DEM DOUBLE STUFFED OREOS YOU FOO! KWAMI GOD IN DA HOUSE! DON'T YOU MESS WITH ME-"
"Hibiya-" She turned to him and she grabbed some Oreos from a stand and paid for them, and binged on the whole pack before screaming again.
"DO YOU WANT SOME OF THIS, YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?! COME ON LET'S GO! LET'S GO!" Kuroto grabbed Hibiya.
"TIKKI! Please lower your voice-"
"SHUT UP FOOL! COME ON LET'S GO! 1 V 1 ME FOOL! LEMME GO!" Sora sighed.
"Hibiya please-"
"AIN'T NO ONE TELLING ME WHAT TO DO! GET ME MY OREOS FOO!" Kuroto pinched his nose.
"Can you please figure out a way to shut her up?! People are gonna take notice!" He rage whispered as Hibiya struggled. Sora took his tranquilizer gun and as soon as they were on a rooftop with no one noticing, Sora shot a dart at her neck, causing her to faint, but not injuring her. The two boys sighed in relief.
"Now what?" Kuroto said. Sora fixed his glasses.
"Give her five minutes."
"Okay, time to wake her up. HIBIYA!" She stirred a little bit.
"H-Huh…?" Sora stretched and grinned as he helped her up.
"Welcome back from slumber, sunshine! We've got a bunch more dares to do so it's time for you two to get off your asses because I'm leaving to find the next note!" He flew down and the two of them flew down screaming after him.
"HEY! COME BACK HERE!"
"Our last dare of the day. Well damn." Kuroto said, as they found their (supposed) last note location on a bench. Sora grabbed the note and all three paled, even through the dark night.
Collège Françoise Dupont: Junior Division
"WHAT?! Why?!" Hibiya rage-screeched.
"Our schoolmates are there because there's the autumn fair today! And some people may be singing! WHAT THE HELL DO WE DO?!"
"We go and try to draw the least amount of attention possible." They got there, went inside, and Hibiya brought up the last dare on Aqua's phone.
I completely 110% DARE Hibiya to sing "Kindan no Resistance (Forbidden Resistance)" by Nana Mizuki in front of the whole fair!
And Hibiya's face lost all color.
"Well, there goes our plan of not drawing attention to ourselves." Kuroto said sarcastically. Hibiya was frozen. Sora and Kuroto quickly made a circle around her.
"Hibi, what's the matter?"
"I-I-I can't do this. I can't, I can't, I can't!" She said fearfully. Sora shook his head.
"Why do you say that? You're an amazing singer!"
"I HAVE STAGE FRIGHT ALRIGHT!" She pushed her (now regular) glasses up. "I don't want to make a fool of myself. I'm not doing this." She was about to walk right out, until Kuroto risked everything.
'Screw it, I'm not letting you doubt yourself!'
He pulled her arm to him, held her by the shoulders, and kissed her.
He, Kuroto/Plagg who didn't really involve himself in love, KISSED Hibiya/Tikki.
She, needless to say, was shocked as she closed her once widened eyes. He pulled away almost as soon as he started. She was red, dazed, and most especially…
"Wh-What the hell just happened?"
"Stop it." She was completely confused.
"S-Stop what?"
"Stop doubting yourself. It's not every day you end up like this." He sighed and scratched his cheek. "I know it seems scary, but you're a 4000+ year old god-like creature, and you're afraid of this?" He chuckled. She blushed in embarrassment.
"You make me sound stupid when you say it like that." She mumbled. Sora smiled.
"I don't think that was his intention. I think what he's trying to say is he believes in you and you have nothing to be afraid of because we BOTH believe in you." He said with a grin. Kuroto punched Sora's arm.
"Damn it Sora, how the hell do you know me so well?" He grinned.
"Oh, I'm sorry if I stole your moment in cheering up your girlfriend, Kuro." He blushed.
"DAMN YOU! SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND, DORA!" Sora growled at the nickname.
"Please don't call me that." Sora started to walk to the fair, which was in the auditorium.
"Let's go, potatoes! We got a fair to crash!" The two ran after him.
"Sora!"
"Slow down!"
"Are you sure I can do this?" Hibiya asked as Sora was talking to the DJ to put the song. Kuroto looked at her and lowered his eyes.
"Again with this?" She smiled sheepishly.
"Sorry. Nerves."
"Trust me you have, and I mean this, NOTHING to worry about, alright?" She sighed and nodded with a grateful smile as Sora came back.
"Thanks."
"No problem, and as for the kiss earlier, don't read too much into that."
"Mhm." She smiled a bit. Sora came back.
"You're on in two." She nodded. Soon enough they began to announce the next song but not the singer, confusing everyone, and Hibiya walked onstage, but not after giving both boys a kiss on the cheek, saying "Don't read into that either, kay!" The two boys blushed as she walked onto the dark stage, but shook their heads. Hibiya grabbed the microphone and the DJ started the song.
Forbidden Resistance by Nana Mizuki
[Instrumental]
Red and white lights flickered as people tried to get a clear look of Hibiya. Then a sole red light landed on her as she began to sing.
Hibiya(Tikki): [1st] The beginning is unbelievably precious
Will it test my resisting figure to the end...?
For what reason are we born and alive
Just by struggling, nothing will be achieved
She started to glow very faintly, and was truly trying to control it. 'Not now.'
Fate's logic, which dances in the paradise of hollow dreams-
is there any meaning to it?
Her voice began to project in volume and the lights flashed from red to white and everyone was screaming and completely hyped, some even hoping they'd discover who the mystery artist was.
[Chorus] In this world, in which even despair is beautiful
My shattered hope searches for a destination
With crimson-dyed memories, forget even your tears-
Lift a song towards eternity up on high
I wanna fly! (high!) Fly! (High!)
Cleaving away lukewarm time,
You feel the beat! (down!) Beat! (Down!) Resounding,
It's not bad even if our chatter dances in the sky
She danced around the stage as everyone jumped right along with her, and Kuroto and Sora could not stop staring, their smiles never leaving their faces.
[2nd] Like an endless, deeply-spreading sea
and the stars which release brilliance even if they're broken
Even in the steadily advancing darkness of your solitude,
I want to calmly continue embracing you.
[Bridge] Whose happiness is it which is reflected in my eyes...?
Now, surpass reality...
She started to get rid of her nerves, and slowly opened up her voice to her full range.
[Chorus 2] Gazing at the rotted future, I let out a shuddering cry
More than coming to a halt, or grieving over the indelible past
In my shock, I want to let out an unsightly laugh at this belief
Take flight, gallantly- tomorrow is waiting
[Bridge] The same morning won't come again
A miracle rises from my irregular thoughts
If there's a wish you can't let go of,
Lay it all bare- we'll go anywhere
And now...
She sang the note and everyone shouted and cheered and her voice boomed in a really cool way. She started having a lot of fun, and her red glowing aura started to glow a bit stronger. She began to panic a bit. 'Not now. For the love of God, not now. At least let me go through the song.'
[Chorus] In a world, in which even despair is beautiful
My shattered hope goes towards a new resolution
With crimson-dyed memories, forget even your tears-
Lift a song towards eternity up on high
I wanna fly! (high!) Fly! (High!)
Cleaving away lukewarm time,
You feel the beat! (down!) Beat! (Down!) Resounding,
It's not bad even if our chatter dances in the sky
[Instrumental]
The crowd was bouncing off the walls as she waved and walked off stage, everyone whispering as to who she could be. She walked right into Sora's arms.
"So, what happened to your nerves, Hibi?" He asked teasingly. She laughed as she embraced him.
"I don't know, I do know that I wasn't nervous up there!" She said excitedly. She turned to Kuroto, and she walked up to him with a gentle smile.
"What did you think?" She said in what could have been a whisper. He grinned a bit, but she could see the nervousness in his face.
"You were amazing out there. I don't know why you were nervous, making a big deal out of it." He teased. She smacked his arm.
"Shut up, I was nervous! I act stupid at times."
"At times?"
"Oh, you DIE tonight." As she was about to strike, Sora stepped in.
"As hilariously adorable as this is, we need to leave-" He was interrupted by the 'ping' of a cellphone. He took Aqua's phone out.
"Another dare?" He read it. It was from Aqua.
I dare you to get home before your holders see you.
"Well, you heard her." They exited the school building. "Time to get you retar-tars home." The two powerful humans looked at Sora as if he'd just spoke German.
"Retar-tar?"
"You do realize that isn't a word, right Dora?" Sora refrained from punching Kuro in the nose.
"Shut up." They flew onto a roof with no one noticing. Sora then began to roof hop, with the only warning being:
"Let's go, you renegade retards!"
"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME SORA?!"
"YOU BETTER RUN, DORA!"
"SHUT THE HELL UP WITH THE "DORA" THING ALREADY!"
The kids arrived on Marinette's roof with ten minutes to spare. As the clock struck nine, the superhumans reverted back to kwamis. Wayzz looked at the two.
"Alright, Plagg, you have about 10 minutes before Adrien gets home, and Master should be home soon as well." He smiled. "But today was fun, no?" The other two smiled.
"Yeah. Although, we are never letting Tikki be alone with sugar within a 50-foot radius." Wayzz shook his head.
"100 percent agreed."
"Oh, shut up. Go home!" She pushed them playfully. Plagg blew a mock kiss to her.
"I'll see you another day, mon amour." Tikki laughed.
"Ah, whatever. I'll see you on Monday, chaton." Wayzz laughed.
"Let's go Plagg, later Tikki!"
"Bye Wayzz!" She waved the two of them off as she zipped in, Aqua's phone returned, and just in time as Marinette stepped in.
"Sorry I came back so late! Were you okay? Anything interesting happen today?" Tikki smiled at her holder, recalling the crazy shenanigans they'd been through today.
"Nope. Just a regular day for me!"
A/N: OMG OMG I'M SO SORRY A FILLER CHAPTER ISNT SUPPOSED TO TAKE THIS LONG.
Translations: Mon amour-My love, Chaton-Kitten
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You know, when I finish it.
Bye bye!~Aqua Bailarina 15