Parents: Happy Birthday, Darius!
{I Open It Up To See Michael R. J. A. Broadway}
Me: Wow, It's Bobby Jim Broadway! {In My Mind, Bob Jim Runs Around, But In Reality, Bob Jim's Just In My Head}
Parents: Uh, Yeah. {Cut To Me With Bob Jim In My Mind}
Me: Drawception Is One Of Reed's Games, I Play With All Of Them All The Time, I Even Avoid Derails.
Bob Jim: Well, Derails Never Even Got Here On This Game, There's Been Some Derailers That I've Seen Like Charles J. McGregory And Frank Marston.
{Cut To My Parents, Seeing Me Outside Remembering Bob Jim Broadway}
Parents: I Think Something's Wrong With Our Son.
{Cut To Me And Bob Jim At Some Kind Of Interviewing Office}
Me: This Is Just A Piece Of [CENSORED]!
Bob Jim: Yeah!
Real Office Worker: Who Are You Talking To?
{Back In My Mind}
Me: I'm Talking To Bob Jim, The Guy Who's Sitting Next To Me.
{Reality}
Office Worker: You Do Know He's In Your Head, Right?
Me: No, He's Not, He's Real. Get Him, Bob!
{Bob Starts Eating Him, And You Can Only See Me, Not Bob.}
{Reality}
Me: Bob Jim Is Everywhere! He Derails Every Drawception Game He Can Find!
Office Worker: Yeah, We've Got No Idea What You Said. We'll Have You Stop Thinking About Things For 2 Days From Now.
{Cut To Me Getting Electrified In The Electrifying Room}
{My Parents Get Sad, Shocked, & Scared}
Doctor: His Mind Has Been Going Around In Circles, And He's Not Allowed Think Of Things For Only 1 Day.
{Cut To Me, All Alone}
Me: I'm Sorry, Bob. Bob? Bob!
{Bob Jim Appears}
Bob Jim: Darius, Your Parents Only Know You Exist. That's Why I Don't Exist Anymore.
{Bob Jim Disappears}
Policeman: Who Was That I Saw?
Me: It Was Bob Jim, I Saw Him Right There At My House.
Policeman: All Right, Young Man, You're Coming With Us.
{I Ran Away With Bob Jim}
Me: Pack Up Your Stuff, Bob, We're Going To The Spoon Show!
{Here We Are At The Spoon Show}
Me: The Spoon Show Is The Best!
{Back To The Soft Room, Where I Get Stuck Here, With Bob Jim & The Spoon Show On My Mind, I Seem To Be A Straitjacket, & I'm Losing My Mind Here}
Me: ...The Spoon Show Is The Best...The Spoon Show Is The Best...