Hi sisters, the shitty author is here! So for this au its just a simple they hate each other u know cuz why not

Yang Xiao Long absolutely despised Blake Belladonna.

She made it pretty obvious, from hateful looks to distraught teasing. One would think that they were just a couple, playfully fighting with each other.

Obviously Blake and Yang had tried to strangle whoever even mentioned the idea of them being a couple. It was absolutely preposterous in their heads. They were just opposites. Yin and Yang. There was literally nothing in common they had with each other, opposites attract just seemed to be a saying that just ticked them both off at times.

Of course Blake had been reading her novels, where some of the main pairings would hate each other at the beginning, but end up loving each other more than they could've imagined. But of course, that would never happen between her and Yang, it was just too… weird.

They had already grown on the idea of hating each other, what was the point of switching now?

Of course Ruby and Weiss were usually upset by their distasteful behaviour, always aiming to insult and hurt the other. Everytime they tried reuniting the 2, one would always snap at either one.. So obviously Weiss and Ruby began to ship the 2 together, they had a love hate relationship that was too cute to miss. Sure, on the outside they seemed like they'd rather kill one another more than anything else, but Ruby and Weiss knew that they did care about each other, deep in their hearts.

It was actually more infuriating to watch the raw sexual tension in the air when the 2 got into an argument. Only Weiss could feel the annoyance whenever the 2 "denied their love towards one another".

The heiress' team had really grown onto her, or perhaps just released her true, fangirl self.

"Zwei!" Blake's cool voice rang out through the dorm, snapping Weiss out of her thoughts. Weiss looked towards the distressed cat faunus, narrowing her eyebrows at the sight.

Zwei had littered all over her bed, the bed sheets covered in the corgi's waste. Yang sat on her bed below, snickering.

Blake gave her a deadly glare, not even bothering to get Zwei off the bed. "You're dead Xiao Long." Yang giggled even more, breaking out in laughter.

Weiss sighed, standing up. "Come on Zwei, we have to get you all washed up", she cooed, trying to lure the dog to her. The corgi answered, sticking out its tongue excited that Weiss was giving it attention. It jumped down into her arms not so gracefully, squirming around in her grasp.

"Come on Zwei.." She muttered, scratching the dog behind its ears for good measure. She left the room to go to the washroom, annoyed that she was the one that had to wash Zwei because of their stupid pranks.

The corgi whined a bit as the ivory haired girl realized she was rubbing him a bit too hard, her anger getting the better of her. She mumbled out an apology, cleaning Zwei with a controlled amount of force.

She came back into the dorm with an angry expression, her face literally fuming. Blake and Yang were in an argument, Blake making exasperated hand motions at Yang to amplify her anger. Weiss put down Zwei on the floor, watching him run around happily before burying himself in her bunk. She took a deep breath, ready to let her inner mum out.

"Yang. Blake." They ignored her, continuing to argue. She inhaled once more, bringing her hand up to her forehead. "Both of you shut up!" They both stopped talking, looking at the heiress with a shocked expression. She sighed again, bringing her hand down to look both of them in the eye.

"Both of you apologize." She said firmly, placing her hands on her hips.

Blake's eyes widened, pointing at the blonde in anger. "But I didn't even do anything! She's the one that idiotically-"

Weiss looked at her firmly, standing her ground. "Both of you. Apologize right now."

They both gulped simultaneously, Blake clenching her fists. "Sorry.." They both said at the same time, looking taken back that they said it together.

"Jinx!" Again, they had mirrored each others words, now wide eyed at each other. "You owe me a kiss on the lips."

They looked at each other weirdly, both of them repeating the words from a famous vine. Weiss almost burst out laughing at the irony, struggling to keep her resting bitch face. "And as a punishment", Weiss started, grabbing Blake's bed sheets and whipping them off the bed.

"You 2 will be sleeping together." She casually folded the sheet while they both broke out in outbursts, screaming at Weiss. The heiress picked up the folded bed sheet, looking at them both sternly. "You will both sleep in Yang's bed. No questions. If I see you've disobeyed me there will be consequences."

She opened the door and left with the sheet, letting it close with a soft thud. "Blake you can always just sleep on Ruby's bed you know she's busy sleeping over at Jaune's anyways-"

Blake looked at her distastefully, sitting down on Yang's bed, her arms folded in her lap. "Yang. Do you listen to anything Weiss says?' She asked with a resting bitch face.

"Shut up", she snarled at the raven haired girl, grabbing her PJs. "I'm only doing this so we don't get in trouble." She slammed the bathroom door harshly, leaving an exasperated Blake grabbing Ruby's pillows off her bunk.

She had an idea to keep them both separated throughout sleeping, no way in hell was she going to end up cuddling with that oaf. She crawled to the inside of the bed warily, tucking the blanket out of the mattress. Yang stepped out of the washroom with her normal tank top and boy shorts on, walking towards Blake with a "I'm judging you extra hard right now" look. "What is this?" She asked, her tone resembling a typical mean girl.

"I think it'd be better if we put pillows in between us so we don't have to make contact throughout the night at all. Yang nodded curtly before lying down on the bed, pulling harshly on the blanket. Blake sighed, trying her hardest to not get pissed off.

"Good night Yang."

"Fuck off Blake."

The burning shine of the sun glared into the room, making it uncomfortably bright. Yang opened an eye tiredly, finding a certain cat faunus all wrapped up with her. She closed her eyes, too tired to even process it.

Wait.. what?! Her eyes snapped open as she saw her and Blake all cuddled together in her bed, her face turning red for no reason. Blake shifted closer into Yang's embrace, her cheek touching Yang's cleavage, Yang blushed even more, trying not to have a cardiac arrest.

Her soft breathing noises were actually really cute, a sound that was coming out.. Like she was purring.

Yang resisted the urge to hug her tighter, observing the way her ears twitched. She subconsciously leaned forward, nuzzling Blake's soft cat ears with the tip of her nose. She tried to back away without waking Blake up, for some reason feeling the need to keep watching Blake sleep.

Only then had Yang realized they were holding hands when Blake gripped it tighter, her face scrunched up in pain. Yang felt genuinely worried for her partner, observing her facial expressions. "No.. Please don't-" Blake let a painful cry, gritting her teeth. Her heavy breathing was enough to make Yang react

Yang hugged her tighter, giving her hand a small squeeze. "Shhh, it'll be okay." Suddenly the heavy breathing stopped, signalling that Blake was awake.

No one said anything, falling into a silence. "Y.. Yang?" Yang subconsciously smelled her hair, the scent of fresh cinnamon filling her nose. "Y-yeah?"

The cat faunus paused for a second, trying to process what was going on. "Do you want me to leave?" Yang broke the silence, murmuring softly to Blake. She shook her head without thinking, not wanting to leave Yang's warmth.

Yang pulled her in closer to her chest, sighing contently. "But when we wake up this never happened."

Blake cuddled in closer to the blonde. "Never."

"And Blake?" She hummed in acknowledgment, not bothering to answer her formally.

"I still hate you."

"Same."

WE HAVE SUPER MUM WEISS COMIN OUT TO PLAY anyways i think i might make a part 2 but school started and shit so i might not have time to write a lot sorry but no one even reads this anyways lol rip