SNKLife: Ow! Fine! Truce (for now...)

Awesomewriter177: Haha! Sure... but I still won!

SNKLife: ONLY BECAUSE YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME BY PULLING A KNIFE OUT OF YOUR SCHOOL BAG! SERIOUSLY! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU CARRY A KNIFE AROUND?!

Awesomewriter177: Because I have two older sisters... Duh!

SNKLife: Well I personally think that not owning Ereri, attack on titan ANNND BTS is worse than having siblings.

Awesomewriter177 and Whirlpool833: Well...

SNKLife: -death stare- You guys are so dead...

Whirlpool833: We can tell... RUN 177!

SNKLife: DASHI RUN RUN RUN! (bts4life!)

Levi's PoV

I woke up and found myself sprawled out over the club dance floor.

'ah crap... what happened? Hanji?

I called shitty glasses' name but I didn't hear a reply, but I did hear her voice. I sat up and looked around the room. There she was, still drunk, and still talking to that guy who looked like a horse.

'Soo00o000oo, how old are you hotty?' She flirted.

-sigh-

'Uh-um I-I'm 17?' The boy answered her inappropriate question. I mean just look at him. IT'S OBVIOUS THAT HE'S STILL A TEENAGER!

'Fuck' Hehe, yeah she may have found a hot guy but that doesn't mean that he's in your age range...

'HANJI ZOE! What happened last night? And where's Mike? Don't tell me he ACTUALLY got a girl!? The prick.' I swear to god if he got a partner before I did than I'm going to loose that bet we made. FUCK...

I stood up and walked feebly over to them. I tried to intimidate the horse face but with my small size of 5"2 all that did was make him laugh him ass off.

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I then gave him a punch to the stomach making him hunch over, kicked him from behind the shins and then spat on him.

'Levi Ackerman! That's not very nice! Apologize right now! It was so obvious that she was hiding in the giggles because she had a smile on her face and she had puffed out her cheeks to make her entire face go red. You can't hide anything from me...

'No, now answer my questions now Shitty Glasses!' I demanded.

'Fine Mr.I'mTooCoolToCareAboutOthers!' She grabbed one of those spiny seats from the abandoned bar and plonked her annoying butt on it.

'So, When we first entered the club at ten we went over there to that little table in the far corner, can you see it? Good. We ordered Drinks and a side dish of fried chips, which I may or may not have eaten all of them before you or Mike could get anywhere near them, MWHAHAHA, ehem... sorry. Anyway so then you supposedly heard the crying of an 'angel' who just turned out to be a teen yelling at a friend for trying to drag him over to the dance floor, NOW THAT WAS QUALITY ENTERTAINMENT! Ehem... by then Mike had ditched us for some girl, but you couldn't take your eyes off of the kid, or to quote you: "That brat looks sexy" and yes I caught it on camera and posted it on YouTube... sorry not sorry' Her story was hard to believe but when you're drunk, you do the weirdest things...

'I hate you...' Okay, No I didn't hate her but she can be annoying at times..

'Ha! No you don't. Anyway, then, as we watched the teenagers in the other corner muck about, we kept ordering drinks. It was hilarious! That horsed faced idiot picked up the 'sexy brat' and carried him to the center of the dance floor, dumped him there and whispered something into the ear of a black haired girl who was wearing a long, red scarf... WHO WEARS A SCARF INSIDE?! She then went skipping off like a bunny towards the DJ. The boy looked very annoyed, but as soon as the dark haired girl was back, a new song came on. The boy yelled something at them and then started dancing beautifully to the melody. Oh yeah, it was your favorite song: Fake Love By BTS! I was so shocked that you didn't join him because of the tune but you just sat there watching him like he had just taken off all his clothes, HONESTLY! Your eyes nearly popped out of their sockets! Well.. maybe I am over exaggerating a tiny bit but still, you couldn't take your eyes off of him! It was really creepy and awkward...' She looked at me with an expression that said, 'You're really cringy, you know that right?' and to be honest, I nearly hit her in between those irritating, mud colored oval balls on her round face... but I didn't because I wanted to hear the rest of the story.

'STOP GOING OF TRACK! TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED!' She burst into laughter which made me think that she might still be drunk...

Hick

Yup... definitely still drunk, god dammit Hanji.

'FINE! Fine! just don't kill me... please? Good. Okay so, about half way through the song the kid started to do a bit of dirty dancing to Namjoon's second part, you know, Why you sad? I don't know, Nan molla. Us-eobwa salanghae malhaebwa (A/N: these are the lyrics). Yeah, and you literally DID NOT take your eyes off his butt as he stuck it out... so... yeah. But the funniest part was when the song finished, you and the boy made eye-contact and as soon as that happened he screamed in pain and collapsed to the floor. His friends yelled out his name but the blond one who's hair looked like a coconut, ran off back to their table in fear and this horse-faced guy grabbed the dark-haired girl and ran away. So you put down your drink, got up and started walking over to him. His face showed that he was in great pain, and yes, it was kinda obvious that you were an Alpha and he was an Omega. The thing is as you neared, he started to back away in fear, I thought he'd be all over you. I couldn't hear what you were talking about to him, but I could tell that you had said something about going home with me because that kid sprinted off, it was the funniest thing in the entire world!'...

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'where is is the brat now?' I growled in my deepest voice...

'Calm down dude, seriously. I mean I didn't see what happened after he sprinted out but you did follow him, aaaaaaaaaannnnd then you came back pissed off and upset. Yet again, another one of your princess' had escaped your grasp' She ended her dramatic story in a Shakespearean voice.

I immediately chucked my seat aside and ran out to the door... I needed to find him...

I'm not letting anyone else get away...

SideNote:

I HAD NO HOMEWORK SO I DID THIS FOR YA GUYS!

It's my first story over 1,000 words yay!

Total word count: 1,200

HAPPYTIME!

Baiii