Gosh i am hella excited for volume 6 "You probably don't remember but you saved me from some bullies once in middle school and god damn it every year you just get hotter" AU -dailyAU tumblr "I came to the Halloween party as Frankenstein and you came as Frankenstein's Bride, now everyone thinks we're dates" AU -dailyAU tumblr and lots of gay profanity yw and this is for not updating for some times i literally updated 3 times

How does one even become so fucking attractive?

Yes I was always straight to the point, it really made no sense to me. How could some people be so fucking attractive it made no sense.

One of those people are Yang Xiao Long. Looks like a typical stuck up popular hot girl, but nope, she's gotta have a great personality too. She was way too perfect for anyone in all honesty, she was out of everyone's leagues by 10.

She was like the sun, everyone crowding around her, gushing about her, because she was so amazing to be with. And she was hot. Did I say that already? But she's really really really hot. In my 6th grade I thought I was straight.

She made me realize that I'm gay as hell. It makes me laugh to think back to the times when I was a confused homosexual, trying to convince myself I was straight for Adam. JUst thinking about it makes me barf in my mouth. Boys are gross girls are nice was all my hormonal brain could process.

Especially when a cute blonde chick came to the rescue in 6th year. I was getting bullied for being a "nerd", who even does that?! Well anyways, Yang the cutie came over and stood up for me, threatening the bullies. From then on I got a huge crush on her, even though she didn't even talk to me at all. I started looking for her in the hallways, trying to find out what her schedule was. Yes it sounds like I'm stalking her, but to an extent- I'm willing to admit that I am.

But then puberty hit her like a bus. She turned from cute, to extremely fucking hot please notice me. Of course she didn't really notice or care about her hotness, obvious to the fact that every single person in the school would love to date her. Sometimes I even imagined myself with the blonde, but nope, sadly it would never happen.

I brushed away a non existent tear at the thought, knowing damn well that the chances of us happening were more non existent than Jojo Siwa's hairline.

BANG

I got hit square in the face with a locker door, literally knocking me to my feet. I fell on my ass, my hand clutching my nose. Blood. What a great start to the day. I got up, not bothering to even look at the person that did it. I'm too fucking tired for this shit.

I trudged away only to find someone grab my wrist, effectively turning me around. And there she was, perfect and all, my biggest crush ever, Yang Xiao Long.

I froze in my tracks, my face turning red. She gave me a worried look, making my heart skip a beat. I repeated 'don't be gay' over and over in my head, staring into her pretty Lilac eyes. "Are you okay?" Her melodic voice rang out, it was so nice I didn't even pay attention to what she was saying. All I could think was hot girl. Brain shutting down.

She gave me a small smile, scratching the back of her head sheepishly. "Sorry I did that.." I snapped out of my haze, still holding my blood gushing nose.

'No it's fine." She let go of my wrist, giving me a toothy grin that made me want to drown in rainbows.

"Uh.. Can I walk you to the nurse's? I'd feel guilty if I didn't". I reluctantly nodded without thinking, every inch of me now screaming at my dumb decision.

You useless gay I swear to god get it together- "Come on then." She went ahead towards the nurse's office, leaving me to scurry after her. I quickly caught up beside her, taking the chance to stare at her face. "Blake right?" I nodded, trying not to blush. My heart stopped as I processed what she said. She fucking remembers my name! Score.

"I'm Yang-" she started, until I stupidly cut her off. "I know." She looked at me with an amused expression, a cute smile on her face. I coughed, looking away from her.

"B-Because everyone knows you. You're like the popular girl." Yang furrowed her eyes cutely at that. "I am?"

I screeched on the inside, trying to keep my composure. "Y-Yeah, well you've got boys lined up to take you out for the dance." A thoughtful look came onto her face, brushing some loose strands of blonde behind her ear. "Are you going?" She asked me curiously.

I shrugged my shoulders, "Well no one wants to go with me anyways and all my friends have dates so.." I trailed off, embarrassed that I had revealed this to my crush.

"You don't have a date?" She inclined with a shocked voice. I looked back at her, giving her a small smile. "Have you seen me?'

She raised her eyebrows, "Well, yeah!" I tried to laugh it off and pretend that I wasn't having a heart attack on the inside. "Well at least you probably have a hot date huh?"

I didn't even want to hear her response, cutting off her answer with a pathetic "We're here."

She looked ahead to see the nurse's office on the side, the door already open. "Well uh.. I'll see you around Blake." I nodded, smiling. "And I don't have a date either Blake."

She took off, leaving me pondering outside the door. Someone like her would surely have a moviestar looking date, then they would both be nominated for best couple.

She idly let the nurse take care of her, thinking about the specks of grey in Yang's eyes.

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"Come on Blake you have to come to the dance!" I groaned as Pyrrha kept nagging me to go with friends. "I don't want to be the 50th wheel, I'm going to be so fricking awkward!"

She heard Pyrrha softly giggle from the other side, the red haired girl trying to calm herself. "But you already got a costume already so what's the point of backing down now?" Her voice came through. I pondered on it for a moment, I did get a costume this year for the dance..

"And we'll just have fun! It's not prom night you know, where everyone is just making out." I thought about it for a minute before responding. "Fine. But you shall not leave me and if I see you making out with Jaune even once Pyrrha Nikos." I stopped for a moment, trying to put on a Taken voice. "I will find you. And I will kill you."

She bust out in laughter on the line, scuffling around. "Well I'm gonna get changed okay? I'll see you there." She hung up, leaving me alone.

I sighed, biting my lip. Time to get to work. I put on my costume, it was quite plain actually. Pyrrha would always say I'm cheap as a joke but we all knew it was true. But then again who isn't, everyone i high school is literally struggling to get any form of money.

I eventually arrived at the dance, walking into the dimly lit room with my homemade costume. I spotted Pyrrha in her horse costume, horse mask, tail clip on and all. I went up to her and stuck my hand into the mask's large mouth, onto her face. She let out some muffled sounds, grabbing my arm. I laughed as she push me away, fixing her mask. "Fuck off Blake."

I saw Jaune next to her, wearing a dress and a wig. "Bet you would be happy if that was Jaune huh." I only wished her horse mask was off so Jaune could see how red her face was. Jaune turned towards us, letting out a confused 'huh?' I snickered as she kicked me in the shin, leaving me in pain.

"Blake?" Nora came up to me in her wonder woman costume, her gold bracelets reflecting the light into my eyes from the disco. "Oh my god you and Princess Bubblegum look so cute! You should take a picture with her you know."

I looked at her weirdly. I had dressed up as Marceline, the vampire from Adventure Time. I knew that Bubbline was cannon, my gay heart had exploded when they finally kissed in the finale. "Princess.. Bubblegum?" I questioned, looking around the dance floor.

"Yeah! Didn't you two come together?" I shook my head, straightening out my jacket. I had wore the clothing that Marceline wore in the episode Varmints. My mum had helped me fashion a custom M varsity jacket earlier. I wore shorts with it, along with matching red high tops converse.

It somehow made me look even more gay.

"Take me to this.. Princess Bubblegum." Nora nodded dutifully, leading the way to the princess. I eventually spotted pink hair amidst the crowd. It was tied up, a golden tiara also perched on her head. Nora tapped her on the shoulder, pointing at me.

And somehow. The gay gods have either cursed or blessed me. Because PB was Yang.

I gulped, inspecting her costume. It seemed that she also went for the classic bubbline episode Varmints, shades of pink clothes all over her. Her face and hands were also painted pink, matching her pink cardigan and dress. I gulped and walked over timidly, trying not to be too awkward.

"Adventure time huh?" She laughed, grinning at me. "You make an attractive Marceline." I blushed, suddenly thankful that she couldn't see my face get read in the dark. "You make a hot princess", I blurted out without thinking.

She laughed it off easily, grabbing my hand unexpectedly. "Come on Blake, let's dance." She dragged me to the middle of the dance floor, bringing her hands up and moving to the beat. Oh fuck it.

I went along with it, dancing alongside with her. The DJ eventually went to some more.. Sexual songs, which ended up with her being very very close with me and making me self conscious and anxious. "Slow dance for the Adventure Time couple!" The EDM music stopped to replace a song from Adventure Time.

"Slow dance with me.." The song Slow Dance sang by Marceline blared out from the speakers, the crowds dispersing to the sides. It only left me and Yang in the middle.

She grabbed my hand, putting her other one on my waist. "Care to slow dance with me Marcie?" I nodded, putting my hand on her shoulder. We swayed along to the song, ignoring all the murmurs and stares from the people on the side.

Pyrrha took off her horse mask on the side, looking at me with a proud look. "They grow up so fast", she mouthed to me, wiping a non existent tear from her face. We continued dancing until the song stopped, where everyone got back to dancing to the loud pop music.

The night eventually came to an end, when the DJ rounded up his last few songs and everyone was finally tired of dancing. I had tons of fun with Yang, messing around mostly in the dark where no one could see us doing stupid things. She was actually such a fun person to be around, it made me wonder if I even deserve to be around her presence.

The principle and another teacher came onto the stage, clearing their throats into the mic. "We will now be announcing the winners of the costume contest." He announced a bunch of winners, Pyrrha winning most funniest costume, Ren winning with the most realistic costume with his jedi costume.

"And now, for couple costumes.." He stopped for a moment, peering down onto the sheet of paper. "We have Yang Xiao Long and Blake Belladonna."

I was shocked, I never even thought people would vote for us. Cheers broke out, most of them being Pyrrha's enthusiastic neighs. We came onto the stage, accepting a small plastic trophy each. "Kiss, kiss, kiss." The crowd cheered, seeing us both on the stage. Yang gave me a lazy grin, looking at me expectantly.

"I uh.." She looked almost disappointed at my reaction. "It's okay Blake, I'm not gonna force you to do anything." Instead, she grabbed me and leaning me back. She leaned down as well, her back facing the crowd. She fake kissed me, making the crowd erupt in cheers,

I blushed hard, trying to avoid eye contact with Yang.

When the dance was over I stumbled out with Yang, still laughing from before. We fell into a comfortable silence, sitting down onto a bench. "Blake?" I nodded, feeling her lay her head on my shoulder just like in the original Adventure Time episode.

"Do you like me?" I almost choked to death right there, very shocked by her question. "I uh, yeah. I do." She looked up to stare at me. She let out a bitter laugh.

"I don't think you even know what like I'm talking about", she muttered under her breath. I caught it, sighing slightly. "Yang.. I.. I like you like that." I mumbled quietly. She turned to stare at me, her eyes widened. "You.. you what?!"

I gulped, there was no turning back now. "I've had a crush on you.. Since year 6." She took her head off my shoulder, staring into my eyes. I closed my eyes, expecting to be slapped or pushed off the chair.

Instead a pair of lips were on mine, my fingers tangling in Yang's hair.

We broke apart gasping for breath. "I like you too Blake."

I leaned in again, capturing her lips. She was my princess after all.

AHH THE ADVENTURE TIME BUBBLINE MAKES ME HAPPY