SNKLife and Awesomewriter177: We can't sleep because we are yaoi fans!

xAkumaux: How can I sleep then?

SnkLife: I don't know! -passes out-

Ryuk: Is she okay?

Awesomewriter177: Probably not. -passes out as well-

Whirlpool833: Is it safe to come out now? Have all the monsters gone away?

Ryuk: Hi!

Whirlpool833: HOLY MOTHER OF FANFICTION WHAT ARE YOU?!

Ryuk: I am a Shinigami. A death god who can give you the power to kill anyone.

Whirlpool833: Anyone?

Ryuk: Pretty much!

Whirlpool833: SIGN ME UP!

Ryuk: Here's the death note. Write the persons name in the book and imagine there face and they will die. Oh dont forget to give a reason.

Whirlpool833: -writes Snklife- reason: complains to much about not owning Attack on Titan, ERERI and BTS. Done!

SnkLife: WAAAAAAAAAAA! Whyy?! Give me death!

Whirlpool833: I just did!

SnkLife: Oh yeah! FUCK! -dies-

Eren's PoV

"Um... Hanji? Who is this guy?" I said with a cautious tone.

"That's -hic- my roommate -hic- Levi fucking Ackerman -hic-!" She has had too much to drink.

Levi? Huh, weird name.

Inner Gay: Like you can talk.

Fuck off inner gayness! 'Eren' is a beautiful and INDIVIDUAL name, not a weird one!

Inner gay: Whatever you say!

"H-hi! My name's Eren a-and I'm a friend of Annie's" I was obviously nervous about introducing myself to the raven haired angel.

NO! NOT AN ANGEL! GO AWAY GAY THOUGHTS!

-sigh- I give up.

"Tch. Yeah yeah. I'm Levi and as shitty glasses said, I'm here roommate alone with Mike. Oh yeah, and I'm also leaving." He started walking towards the kitchen when Sasha grabbed his leg and yelled for Hanji to help drag him back. And, as predicted, she came to her rescue.

I watched them drag the raven haired Alpha to the big comfy chair. It was actually really funny to see two female betas practically wrestle an alpha to a chair.

"Now your gonna stay here and *hick* play truth or *hick* dare with us!" Hanji was barely thinking straight but I knew she had some idea of what she was doing.

"Fine, Only for a few rounds. Then I'm going back to my room." He had given up on trying to get out of the odd situation.

"YIPPEE!" Sasha took another swig of her drink and glanced at Jean to carry on with the game.

He sent a smirk in my direction.

Crap.

"So, Truth or Dare?" I heard him say something under his breath but I couldn't tell what.

"fuck it, dare." I silently regretted saying dare but quoting myself, 'fuck it'

"YES! I DARE YOU TO CHOSE SOMEONE AND GIVE THEM A LAP DANCE! OH YEAH TODAY IS MY KIND OF DAY!"

"Really? Including the fact that you hurt Mikasa's feelings and that you are definitely going to regret doing so?" Armin is evidently getting better at talking back to people these days.

"shut up coconut"

"yes horse-face"

My turn to talk!

"I choose... hm... let's see here..." I was taking my time to see how Levi would react. He was trying to make himself look uninterested by looking around but his eyes told me otherwise...

"Levi"

INNER GAY: I fucking knew it!

"What" His face looked like a ghost had passed through him.

Jean and Hanji burst into tears laughing their heads off.

"You must be kidding me! No one has done that to Levi since High school when we lived together in Japan!"

"I'm not kidding, when I get given a challenge by horse-face over here, I NEVER refuse it! That goes for any challenge in fact!" Jean's face was now growing red like a cherry. I wish my phone had battery! That photo would have been on Instagram faster than Yuri Katsuki kissing Victor Nikiforov.

I stood up and slowing walked over to my victim with a confident strut. He was blushing his arse off.

"Um Eren? Are you for real?" His words sounded against me doing this but he didn't move from his seat whatsoever.

"Yes. I mean sure we barely know each other but who cares"

He was speechless, his lips moved but nothing came out of them. Those beautiful lips...

I sat myself sown on his lap and started to move them. For some reason, the only song that came to mind was 'I like it loud' which happened to be the most inappropriate song I knew.

Forward

Backward

Forward

Backward

I felt something in his trousers get bigger, Holy Shit I was actually turning him on! And honestly, I was turning myself on as well. I moved my hands up and down my body and every now and then I put them on his chest.

He moaned slightly as I lifted off of him, the desperation in his eyes shocked me.

I then turned back to see everyone's expressions,

- Hanji was ecstatic

- Sasha was happy

- Jean was pissed

- Marco was trying to calm down Jean

- Armin was blushing so hard

- Annie and Mike were laughing

- and Mikasa had been watching from the bottom of the stairs, stunned.

"What?" I attempted to act all innocent but I knew I was failing drastically.

"NEXT!" Mikasa yelled and came over to sit next to me.

"Okay. Marco?"

"Truth"

"Why do you have so many freckles?"

"I don't know! My parents barely had any!" He looked distressed, he had probably gotten this question so many times today that he was sick and tired of it.

"oh okay..."

"Anyone want anymore alcohol?" Hanji squeaked from her corner.

"I think we've had enough of that stuff for one night!" Mikasa was acting like an adult now. She was trying to get away from embarrassing situations, she was keeping Hanji away from alcohol and she practically killed me after the lap dance.

"Who's next?" I tried to keep the spirit high between everyone but this game had just become boring.

"Okay, how about we have one more round and then we are done for the night and we can all go home?"

Everyone agreed with my statement which made me very pleased with myself.

"Oki doki! Levi! Truth or Dare?" Marco seemed eager to get the party done and dusted!

"uh, truth?" He was evidently still fazed from my performance.

"What did you think of Eren's lap dance?" That caught everyone's attention.

"MARCO ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME KILLED?! MIKASA IS RIGHT NEXT TO ME!" Her face looked like a deadly bomb that could explode at any time.

"I'm just trying to make it interesting." 'Interesting' my ass.

All eyes were on Levi. No one blinked. No sound was made.

"I-I..."

Everyone shuffled forward in their seats, eager to know the answer. I was the only person that tried to get further away from the situation.

He then made direct eye contact with me.

"I loved it"

!Author-Chan!

HI! I'm on holidays, yes that is the only reason why I haven't uploaded ANYTHING on

hehe sorry!

Bai!