AN: Some crucial details will be hidden in the text. Try to find them for future foreshadowing, if that you like to look for those things. If not, ignore this AN.
I do NOT own any part of either the GRAVITY FALLS and PLANTS VS. ZOMBIES, whether it be characters, ideas, defenses, etc. Gravity Falls belongs to DISNEY and ALEX HIRSCH, while Plants vs Zombies was originally developed by POPCAP (I believe they sold the right away to another company. If one of you could tell me, that would be great).
The sound of its neighbor screaming in agony woke up the tired figure. This has been the tenth time one of its neighbors had their brains eaten by the roaming undead. It pains the figure to know that the zombie apocalypse is a never-ending cycle of pain and misery for those who manage to survive each day, for they have to fear the next day due to the ever-advancing knowledge of a secret mastermind responsible for the carnage brought upon them.
Although the zombie apocalypse lasted about forty-eight non-consecutive days over a thirty two year period (the zombies had to expand their power through scientific approaches instead of brain-eating approaches due to them losing almost every battle with extreme casualty rates), the figure lost many of its friends to the zombies. Sure, the defenses the figure put around its house were great, almost to the point of perfection, but the figure's neighbors had different fates instead of survival. It pained the figure to even realize that, despite sharing its defenses to its neighbors (which were not common weapons associated with a zombie apocalypse), and despite the figure's offers for protection from the zombies each day, every neighbor refused, even though they knew of the fate of their other neighbors due to carelessness. All the infection and pain caused by the zombies brought upon its neighbors caused the figure to act crazier and crazier each and every day. In fact, the figure became so crazy that an out-of-state traveler gave it a nickname before they left the neighborhood (not only to escape the source of the zombie apocalypse, but to also discover more anomalies in the United States). That nickname? Crazy Dave.
Crazy Dave is the last neighbor left standing (besides the traveler who fled to a different location in the US), so Crazy Dave assumes that the zombies will become more relentless towards him and his house unless he were to move out. In response, Crazy Dave plans to flee his now almost-deserted neighborhood with his trusted defenses and save the world from the ever-pressing force known as the undead.
The traveler who fled the neighborhood is the only survivor Crazy Dave knows is still alive (through his gut instincts). The traveler shared the location of where he lived to Crazy Dave before he escaped, the location Crazy Dave will set off towards. After grabbing his defenses, as well as essential materials and supplies such as food and water, Crazy Dave looked back at his house. Memories of selling improved defenses to his neighbors came rushing back to Crazy Dave. Crazy Dave sheds a few tears, and commemorates all his fallen neighbors with a untranslatable "Bwabby-Bwaabo," followed by an uninterrupted silence for three minutes. After doing so, Crazy Dave heads off to the home of the traveler: Gravity Falls, Oregon.
AN: So! The second prologue is here! There is going to be a few more prologues before I officially start the story. Stay tuned for more!