"Luffy?!" she exclaimed surprised as she opened the door quickly. "You're here!" There at the door was Luffy, Nami, Usopp, and Zoro in their typical clothes.

"Hey! We were searching for you guys everywhere. Ooooo I smell food!" Exclaimed a cheerful Luffy. He sat down at the kitchen table and admired the food while drool fell from his mouth and his eyes glittered with interest. In a flash, most of it was in his mouth and his hands were still reaching out and stuffing more into it. "Hey! Sanji! Where's the meat!? Sure missed your cooking!" he said with his mouthful. "Oi oi! Don't finish it all!" shouted Sanji as he scolded his captain and hit him in the back of the head. Luffy simply conveniently ignored him and continued gobbling down the food. "I made that for Robin chwan!" yelled Sanji

"Peh, trust the dumb love cook to get lost." Muttered Zoro as entered the building and coolly leaned against the wall. "We had to go out of our way to find you." he gloated "What an idiot, to get lost."

"You're the one always getting lost!" yelled Usopp and Sanji in unison since Zoro was well known for his lack of direction and more than often got lost. In fact, it wasn't unusual for Zoro to arrive late to battles because of his lack of sense of direction but since he usually always came through, no one said much.

"It's not because I want to!" shouted Zoro back as he muttered a peh and returned to his position.

"But we were really worried about you Robin," said Nami as she accepted a cup of tea from Sanji. "Nami-swaaaaaaaan! You're always welcome here!" swooned Sanji as he blew kisses in her direction and pranced around her. "I sure missed you! I'll have lots of food ready for you in an instant. These idiots must have not fed you well so I'll get to it!" he cried out as he quickly twirled while emitting hearts towards the kitchen.

"You sure gave us a scare when you fell overboard. It only happened because that idiot had unloaded a crate that it got free!" she barked while pointing at Luffy, choosing to ignore Sanji's comments. Robin smiled, extremely annoyed at Sanji's behavior. -A total womanizer.- she internally sighed as she gently berated herself for letting her heart swoon for him. She couldn't be angry at Nami because Nami was important to her. Sanji was responsible for his own actions but she thought he'd be a bit more reserved since they had spent so much time together. She calmly sipped her own tea in an attempt to restore her original feelings of not caring for Sanji at all.

"I said I was sorry, there was food in there," Luffy whined as he cheerfully waited for Sanji to place more food on the table. "Besides I would have jumped to rescue Robin too, a captain always cares for his crew." Robin smiled at Luffy's childishness, she just couldn't be angry at him either. After all, he was a caring captain and even made the government his enemy to protect her; it was thanks to Luffy that she had a place to belong to. "I accept your apology." she conceded "But if there's a next time, then I'll throw all your meat overboard," she said menacingly with a cold smile. The atmosphere turned cold as she was clearly very serious about this threat. Immediately, Luffy stopped what he was doing since what she had said caught his attention.

"Nooooooo! Noooooo! I'm sorrrrrry! I'm soooooorry! It won't happen again!" he wailed as he kneeled and bowed towards her repeatedly.

"There, there. It's fine." smiled Robin as she continued sipping her tea

At the next moment, Sanji appeared from the kitchen holding several plates of food; he had soup, pasta, omelets, and baked goods. The crew's attention was immediately captured by the smell of the good food.

"Namiiiiiiii swaaaaaaaan! Here's your favorite!" he swooned as he skipped towards her and handed her her plate with hearts in his eyes. "I made it especially for youuuuuuuu."

Nami smiled, content to finally have good food. "Wow, thanks. Your food is always the best," she said cheerfully as she began eating. "Anything for you Nami swan! I'm glad you need me!" he gushed

"Oh, and here are yours," said Sanji in a colder tone as he placed the rest of the crew's food on the table.

"What's with that difference in service!?" yelled Usopp outraged.

"Ooooo more breakfast!" Luffy exclaimed, not caring about the service as long as there was food, as he reached for another plate of food. "Sanji's food is always so yummy." He gushed as he extended his hand to reach for a pile of cookies. Then all of a sudden a tiny voice shouted "No!" and a fork blocked Luffy's hand's way. "?" Luffy looked up and saw the kid. The kid was glaring at him as he grabbed the cookies and held them close. "Mine!" he shouted as he ran to hide behind Robin.

"Who's the brat?" Luffy asked as he kept grabbing other food that was unavailable, unfazed at being denied the cookies.

Nami gasped as she looked back and forth from Robin to Sanji. "He isn't! But you guys didn't know each other…! No way!"

"Is this kid yours!?" asked Usopp straightforwardly. "Did you guys know each other before you joined the crew and pretended not to!?" Sanji quickly whopped Usopp on the head. "Ouch!" whined Usopp as he massaged his wounded head. It was known for pirates to leave their kids on land as they searched for the onepiece.

Robin merely chuckled and glanced at Sanji and the kid.

"Is that what it looks like?" she asked, amused at the question.

Usopp and Nami nodded earnestly.

"It does It does!" they exclaimed. Sanji hugged Robin from behind and looked at them annoyed.

"Well, it's exactly what it looks like!" Robin chwan and I are married and happy here together. We've started a family and Robin chwan is pregnant with my other child." He said as he put his hands over her tummy.

Robin froze in disbelief, there was no way that was true especially after how he still swooned after Nami.

"Heh." Laughed Zoro in the background. "If that were true then why is she still acting like you're an acquaintance instead of a husband? Didn't you also flirt with Nami as soon as we arrived? Peh, some loyal husband."

Sanji tried to kick Zoro in the head but Zoro blocked it with a sheathed sword.

"Shut up stupid swordsman! You don't know anything about love! Robin chwan and I have already gotten close and personal! Besides the thing with Nami was ummm uuuuh she's just so beautiful! It's impossible to not fall in love with a beautiful goddess! I was just admiring her!" He shouted as they were sparring. The kiss did technically count as close and personal by most standards. The swordsman blocked Sanji's kicks with his sword. "Idiot ero cook." he sneered in a low tone.

Sanji's eyes shone with determination.

-I love all woman but Robin is special!- The temperature in the room grew colder as Robins feelings froze as she heard his comments.

Nami was holding the little boy, they were all ignoring Zoro and Sanji's fight since they always fought. "Awwww he's such a cutie but he kind of looks like Zoro." she cooed as she handed him a cookie and glanced accusingly at Zoro. At first, the little boy seemed a bit wary of her but eventually decided she was nice so he let her hold him. Nami sat him on her lap and wrapped her arms around his waist since children were rare to come upon in seas.

"No way! Are you saying Zoro and Robin are the kid's real parents but Sanji is just so in love with Robin that he decided to take over!?" exclaimed Usopp with an exaggerated surprised expression, clearly jumping the gun.

"NO WAY!" shouted a bashful samurai and a furious cook in unison.

"There's no way you'd be with her!" growled the cook as he continued sparring with the samurai.

"Oh yeah? You're a stupid ero cook so no one would want to be with you! You flirt with anyone!" shot back the samurai.

The rest of the crew chose to continue ignoring them. Robin explained to the crew how they found him and the circumstances that now surrounded them. As soon as they were up to date, they started sharing thoughts on where the kid's parents were.

"Do you think he washed up here as you guys did?" theorized Usopp.

Robin and Nami looked at Usopp surprised. That theory was crazy, it would be hard for a kid to survive a shipwreck.

"B but is that really possible?" asked Robin as she glanced at the kid who was still happily playing with Nami.

"Well maybe or maybe he's the son of some really busy parents," Usopp said.

"Well, this is honeymoon island." replied Robin. "so they would be busy doing something," she mumbled. "After all, even I had things I wanted to do here." she sighed

Sanji's heart leaped with hope as he froze in his sparring match and quickly stepped closer in order to hear her leaving the samurai confused and annoyed. -Things she wanted to do? L-lllllllllllll like a couple?! Together?- he hoped. -She hoped to do things together but couldn't because of the brat.-

"I haven't found the library or a bookstore," she concluded. Immediately, Sanji collapsed on the floor, destroyed by the fact it wasn't something romantic that she wanted to do much less was it something with him. "I've also already finished the book Sanji bought me."

"Honeymoon Island!?" repeated Usopp in disbelief. He had never imagined an island just for Honeymooners. "B-but this is too soon and I haven't married yet-" he bashfully said as he fidgeted "And I've set foot on this island" he fretted.

"No wonder they weren't so welcoming." Said Nami as she remembered how there were people who tried to stop them from entering.

"Don't ignore me!" shouted Usopp as the crew chose to ignore him

"A lame island," muttered Zoro, he had no interest in such an island.

"Where's the honey?" demanded Luffy

"There is no honey!" yelled Nami and Usopp.

"I would never bring a kid to our honeymoon Robin," promised Sanji.

Robin looked at Sanji and smiled sweetly. She nodded at his words since, after all, it would make sense that he would say that.

"Cook-san." She said sweetly.

Sanji's eyes lit up because of her sweet tone, she rarely used that sort of tone, save for important moments. "Robin chwan-"

"Of course you wouldn't, we don't have any children." She said flatly as she sipped her tea. An arrow pierced Sanji's heart as he froze at her brutal honesty.

-She's right. We don't have any kids but still. We can make some so that isn't a complete no!- His eyes shone with fiery determination.

They all looked at him and knew exactly what he was thinking.

-Pervert.- they thought.

"Well, there's not much to do here now. We got to get out of here now before the marines notice us." said Zoro "Not that we'd want to stay in such a lame island."

"Oooor ooor," said Sanji "We can dress half of our crew as women and pretend they are couples and stay here until we find the boys parents." -I need more time with Robin and they could help babysit. They'd all be busy. It's a win-win situation- he conspired

"There's no way." denied Zoro as he started heading out the door.

Sanji took out some disguises and grinned evilly. "Let's do this."