"I am GOING TO KILL YOU!" cursed an angry swordsman as he shook his fist at Sanji. Zoro was wearing a wig and a dress that did a very poor job in hiding his masculinity. The wig was green so now his hair seemed medium length but the tight clothing was not flattering for his figure. His muscles stood out. The top was a frilly pink tube top that had the words girl on it and for the bottom, he was forced to wear a knee-length green skirt. It was very obvious that he was not a girl since he was very muscular. His face was red with embarrassment and anger. He had only managed to avoid the makeup because he ran away but this was definitely a huge blow for him since he didn't want to do this in the first place.

"Now now that's not how a girl should act idiot swordsman oh excuse me, I mean miss idiot swordsman," muttered Sanji correcting himself calmly as he lit up and began smoking a cigarette. He coolly took a puff off his cigarette as if to compose himself since it was a huge struggle to get the Zoro into the outfit. He seemed to completely relax momentarily. However, he took one glance at Zoro and immediately burst out laughing, all the tranquility lost.

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA I ALWAYS KNEW YOU'D END UP LIKE THIS STUPID SWORDSMAN! YOU ALWAYS LOOK SO STUPIIIIIIID! BAAAAAAKA!" he jeered as he pointed at the swordsman with both hands and continued to taunt him. "This is completely a priceless moment for both of us! I hope someone sends a picture of this look to the marines for your wanted picture!" he sneered

Zoro glared at Sanji with a look that could kill him if looks could kill. His eyes were practically angry sharp daggers. However, in spite of this, Sanji continued his teasing.

-I'm definitely going to kill that ero cook someday with my own hands.- thought Zoro as he started to tear off the clothing.

"Couldn't I have just pretended to be Robins husband or Namis or something!?" he exclaimed outraged. "We're not staying! We're leaving! You could just leave the brat there! Or I'll go wait with the rest of the group on the boat!"

Usopp peeked at Zoro while shaking his head in disagreement. "I'm definitely going to pretend to be Namis husband." He stated as he raised his hand and pointed at Nami. Namis eyes widened, she was still holding the kid and was mostly focused on the kid so she had only been half listening. "Ehhh?! Ehhhh!? I should at least get to choose! Luffy should be my husband or maybe Zoro can pair up with Robin and Sanji with me. Or Zoro with me is fine! Then again maybe I should just make you guys pay to be able to pretend to be my husband! After all, someone as cute as me, anyone would love to have as a wife!" she pointed out as she put both of her hands and pretended to be embarrassed.

Sanji's eyes lit up. "A chance with Nami chwan? Let's do it!" accepted an excited Sanji as he had his hands clasped together, clearly happy by this opportunity. "I want to be with Nami swan!" he volunteered eagerly.

-I definitely can't pass up this opportunity to be with Nami-Swan! Thank you! Thank you heavens!- he thought as he continued feeling proud of himself.

All of a sudden the atmosphere grew ice cold. Even Zoro who was normally tough seemed a bit taken aback by the sudden change of atmosphere and shivered slightly. The tension in the room felt so heavy.

"W-what gives Sanji, why's it so cold?" asked a teeth-chattering Usopp as he hugged himself for warmth, ignorant of Sanji's mistake. Everyone stared at the source, it was Robin. She stood up from the place where she was seated and was smiling.

"Yes. That's a perfect idea." she consented as she calmed herself and allowed the room's temperature to return. His attitude was a pretty strong emotional blow for her since she hadn't braced herself for it but she knew this was just who he was.

"Erk." fretted Sanji in a panicked tone, barely realizing what he had just done.

-No no no no no no no! I let my womanizing habits get the better of me! Nononononononono! Now Robin Chwans angry!-

"umm errr…" stuttered Sanji, trying to fix it, as he reached towards Robin. Any body contact might solve this he hoped. " but I'm already with Robin so we should keep it that way.."

Robin stood up and hugged Zoro's arm casually. "Well, since you'll be Nami's partner then I suppose I'll take Zoro. Please be my partner while we're on this island, Zoro. This way you don't have to wear the disguise and almost everyone gets their wish." She remarked while looking into his eyes with a small smile that looked like her usual smile. Zoro looked back into her eyes and wasn't sure what was happening but was definitely happy for the opportunity to escape the ridiculous outfit. He nodded in agreement. "Yeah, sure. You got it."

He took off the uncomfortable clothes and resumed to his normal clothes with a happy and relieved expression. "Usopp you play the girl." he ordered as he tossed the pile of clothes at him.

"Whaaaat?! Me?!" asked the stunned Usopp as he clumsily caught the clothes. He seemed momentarily troubled, deciding if this was a good idea. "Well if I do say so myself I am quite the master of disguise. As a matter of a fact I've-"

"Yeah yeah whatever." Said Zoro with a yawn. "Robin, I accept." he decided as he nodded.

"So that leaves Sanji with me." Said Nami as she hugged Sanji's arm. "Oh but if you require me to do any public display of affection, I'll charge you." She said with a sneaky smile.

Zoro glanced at Robin. "Well hopefully we won't have any troubles like that." He gave her a light kiss. "But I definitely won't fail, anything to not wear that outfit again."

Robins' face remained composed but she couldn't help but feel like blushing. "Ah um…yes." She faltered slightly as she struggled to remain with her usual expression since he had caught her off guard.

-I definitely wasn't expecting a kiss this fast.- she thought as her heart beat faster. He was good, it hadn't been a deep passionate kiss but it was definitely sweet in its own way.

Sanji cracked internally as he watched them.

They sort of seemed perfect for each other. Robin was about his height and Zoro was a bit taller than Robin so he seemed more masculine. He watched them jealously and then looked back at Nami. He had unintentionally wrecked his opportunity when he didn't restrain himself. He did love women and Nami but Robin was special to him in a way that no other woman was.

-Guess he really was too much of a womanizer to ever only love one person.- thought a disappointed Robin. She looked up at Zoro and said "Well then we'll get our own room right? Luffy and Usopp you get your own room too. Nami would you like to stay with the ki-"

"No!" interrupted a voice

"Hm?" Robin watched as the little boy went to her and hugged her legs. "I'm going with you."

"Oh well that's okay right Zoro san?" she hesitated as she glanced at him a bit timidly.

"Sure take the brat with us but here you call me Darling or honeycakes or whatever people call themselves when they're in love," he said gruffly

"Oh! And just what will you call me then hm? Dar~ling?" she teased as she picked up and carried the child. She figured Zoro didn't have much experience with love so he wouldn't be able to come up with a good answer.

Zoro blushed slightly and pushed her toward the wall while taking her chin in one of his hands, forcing her to look at him.

"I'll call you my wife and my woman, my true treasure," he mumbled.