Robin felt slightly flustered by Zoros sweet lines but was amused by how he seemed to be a bit awkward on the way he went about it. He was trying really hard to seem suave and succeeded for the most part but a closer look at him revealed he was trembling slightly. In fact, to the rest of the crew, it seemed that Robin was more flustered since they couldn't see Zoro properly from the back.
-Perhaps he is more pure-hearted than I thought.- giggled Robin internally as she gazed at his face which demonstrated that he was quickly becoming flustered. -Looks like he hasn't honed many skills other than swords.- She smiled at him and placed her hand on his cheek to kiss his forehead. "I look forward to it. Should we wear matching clothes to seem like a couple?" she asked as she calmly placed her hand over his.
"I-I don't really care!" exclaimed the embarrassed swordsman in an attempt to regain leverage, his hand shaking slightly at the contact. Fighting against a woman was one thing for Zoro but this close sort of approach was completely foreign to him. "Anythings better than women's clothes," he muttered gruffly as he stepped back and let her go. He turned around and faced the crew as he casually paced away from her.
"Hmmm.." mused Robin cheerfully as she played with the idea in her head, imagining how nice it might be to match and do cheesy couple things. The samurai style suited Zoro very well so it might be fun to be that sort of couple. He was a bit taller than her and they both gave a mature sort of atmosphere. However, he also had this innocent side which was very cute and it was amusing how he tried to seem tough all the time...well he was tough but not at heart during romantic moments. "Yes, I would definitely like to try. " she followed behind him easily catching up and took his hand in hers, intertwining their fingers.
"Well well, I guess we'll leave you two lovebirds alone." teased Nami with a cheerful smile as she linked her arm to Sanji's. Sanji watched incredulously at the whole exchange however he didn't protest Nami's touch. "Since you'll both have the kid then I guess you guys should stay here but-" she smirked mischievously "we'll take care of the kid for today since I'm sure Robin hasn't had much time to relax," she stated as she pulled the kids towards them. "I also want to go exploring and the kid might know something so he'd be a big help. You don't mind if I borrow him right?"
-Robin and Zoro solo without the kid!?- Sanji blew up as he despaired over the possibilities. -Alone, alone, alone, alone, alone, alone! They'd go to a love hotel! They'd do this and that! This is Honeymoon Island! It can happen! No way no way no way!- Immediately, he was kicking at Zoro's head.
"THERE'S NO WAY I'D ALLOW IT!" he barked as he hurtled kick after kick at the swordsman.
"What?! If it's a fight you want then it's a fight you'll get!" shouted Zoro eagerly as he dodged and blocked the blows easily, retaliating at every chance he had but also failing to land a proper hit.
Meanwhile, Robin and Nami were settling the babysitting matters while ignoring them.
"Really? Is that okay?" asked Robin, unsure about accepting the offer since the kid was attached to her. "Mm!" nodded Nami, she leaned down and smiled at the kid, hoping he'd see that she was also trustworthy. "Come with us! Sanji will cook lots of treats for us." she bribed. The kid glanced back and forth between Nami and Robin in indecision.
"It's okay. You can trust her." Robin encouraged. "Sanji will be there and his sweet's are very good," she assured him. The boy seemed to internally struggle between being with Robin and sweets. Sanji's sweets were actually the best that he had ever had in his life so he was curious about what else Sanji could make but he couldn't very well eat them if he wasn't where Sanji was. "Ngh!" he fumed as his he looked down and his fists clenched in frustration.
"Robin chwan then come with us to have sweets!" demanded a tornado of love Sanji as hearts blew everywhere since he was happy that Robin praised his sweets. "I promise I'll make you the best snack in the world!" he claimed. -Anythings fine as long as she's near me!- he justified internally, jumping at the chance.
"Ha, your cooking is all you've got going for you." jeered Zoro as he stepped in front of Robin, forcing Sanji to stop in his tracks.
"What did you say!?" exclaimed an angry Sanji as he earnestly attempted to get past him but failed. "Move out of the way!" he yelled angrily as he jumped back to fight Zoro and once again they began to fight.
"I'm sorry my husband is always bothering you." apologized Nami as she took the opportunity and bowed at Robin.
"Not at all, thank you for taking care of my husband even if he is a little extreme sometimes," Robin said as she bowed back while enjoying the opportunity to play the wife role. -It might be good for all of us to be a committed to pretending.-
-Husband?!- wondered the two shaking men who had stopped fighting as soon as they heard the exchange. They stood motionless in the middle of a move, their expressions shocked as their mouths were wide open with amazement and confusion.
Immediately, Sanji was on the floor melting. -Husband, husband. What a beautiful word! Nami called me her husband!- he thought repeatedly as hearts appeared in the atmosphere. He rolled from side to side on the floor while his hands cradled his head as he gushed over the moment.
However, Zoro was blushing furiously. -Thats...thats a classic wife move.- He recognized. He opened his mouth to protest but no words would come out. This sort of treatment didn't feel bad but it was definitely embarrassing for him. He really wasn't used to this at all. He took a deep breath as he sheathed his swords and approached Robin's side slowly.
"?" the girls glanced at him questioningly as he approached wordlessly. He stood up straight next to Robin while biting his lip, feeling a bit overwhelmed by this situation.
-Come on Zoro! Any swordsman should be able to do this! I got to admit I never imagined it this way but I have to be a proper husband on this island.-
"Thank you for giving my wife and I the chance to spend today together on our...h... and for being there for her. Your support has helped her a lot and I am grateful," he muttered embarrassedly as he bowed at Nami.
"Oh my." murmured Robin breathlessly, touched by his gesture. Nami gaped quietly as she took in the sight of a humble Zoro; this was rare.
"Thank you for feeding my endless of a pit stomach husband." interrupted a crossdressed Usopp as he bowed at them. Instead of wearing the wig he had simply untied his hair and dabbled a light amount of makeup save for the strong red lipstick on his lips. His shoulders clearly stood out in the delicate chiffon blouse as they were muscular and wider. After all, he had trained for 2 years as the rest of the crew members had before they reunited.
They all froze for a moment, startled at his comedic entrance and appearance.
"Don't interrupt this priceless moment with your horrible appearance!" raged Nami and Zoro as Nami hit Usopp on the head.
"Owwwwieeee!" whined Usopp in an exaggerated high pitched tone as his hands massaged his head, there was a clear bump on his head as Nami still had her fist ready for another hit.
"Poor blouse." lamented Robin sadly as Nami and Zoro nodded in agreement with their arms crossed.
"Who cares about the blouse when I got hit!" bellowed Usopp at the silly three, Sanji was still on the floor melting. "Gah, really. This is your fault!" accused Usopp as he pointed his finger at Zoro to blame him. Zoro merely shrugged uninterestedly "You're the one who said he was good at disguises, no one would believe you were a woman much less a wife in that." he remarked as he eyed Usopp from top to bottom disapprovingly.
"My disguise is perfect! You're all so cruel" wailed Usopp, struck by the team insult. "Hubby aren't you going to protect me and tell me I look good!?" he cried as he continued his skit with Luffy, hoping for back up.
"Huh?" Luffy turned to look at them while he was chewing on a hunk of meat.
"Who are you?" he asked as he tilted his head questioningly. "Where's Usopp and when did she get here?" he questioned as he searched the room.
"RECOGNIZE YOUR OWN WIFE!" roared Usopp as he fell to his knees, crying from frustration but also sort of happy that his disguise did manage to fool someone.
-He's so stupid.- thought the whole crew as they watched the exchange.
"Well we'll all be getting out of your way." announced Nami as she dragged Usopp and Luffy by the collars out the door. Usopp was still sobbing dramatically and Luffy was still eating.
"Oi oi you're forgetting a few." grumbled Zoro standing next to Robin as he nodded towards Sanji and the kid.
"Right right." acknowledged Nami as she cleared her throat slightly. "Ahem, Sanji I need help taking care of this whole mess." she cooed. Almost instantly Sanji was on his feet helping Nami with the loud. "Anything for Nami swan!" he yelled as he picked the load and they sped off.
Robin and Zoro watched them by the door until they finally disappeared from sight. "My Cook san certainly has a one track mind." chuckled Robin as she closed the door. "Are you done with your training today?" she inquired as she looked at Zoro. Zoro looked back at her confused. "I just need to lift a few tons before I'm done for the day," he replied. "Is there something you need?"
She smiled at him and clapped her hands together as if her mind was made up. -Well since Nami gave me this opportunity then I suppose I shall take advantage of it.- "As soon as you're done there's something I want to do, I've actually always wanted to do this with you Zoro." she confided.