"I think you're supposed to put it here," whispered Robin breathlessly near his ear as she put her hand over Zoros in order to guide it to the designated spot. Her fingers intertwined with his hands as they took control of his hand; his hand jerked back as he hesitated to let her take the lead. Their separate warmth was uniting and becoming one warmth. In fact, her cool temperature seemed to adjust perfectly with his hot temperature and together they created the perfect temperature.

Zoro was beet red as he struggled to keep these sort of thoughts from invading his head "Oi oi! I can't focus if you do that! Besides this doesn't quite feel right. I need some space." he mumbled as he tried to straighten himself out but she was basically wrapped around him so no matter where he turned she was there. "It's a bit too tight. We've been trying this for too long! Isn't there an easier way!?" he muttered frustrated

"Really? Well, I guess you're too big. That's a bit weird since most men can fit into, the book says this is the best way." Robin pouted slightly as she struggled to make him feel more comfortable. "Ah, I'm afraid I can't give you any space because this is a couple activity and they'd get suspicious if we separate now. Besides, you promised me you'd be with me after your training. It's important to bond as a couple. Be patient with me, hubby." she teased

Zoro nodded to acknowledge what she was saying but that didn't mean he agreed with it. They weren't even really a couple but he couldn't say that aloud since they never knew who could be listening. -Do couples really always get this close?- he wondered -This is just too intense.- he thought as he imagined couples repeatedly doing this. To top it off sometimes her cleavage would rub against his face and he had no choice to endure the contact since she told him to but it was definitely taking a toll on him.

"There. Is that any better?" she asked fixing her position, hoping she had helped ease some of the pressure off of him. He seemed pretty eager to help her until he realized what they would be doing but a swordsman could never go back on his word so Robin used this to her advantage.

"If not well then maybe you should help me with mine instead," she said cheerfully as she grabbed both of his hands and wrapped them around her waist.

"Oi oi!" protested Zoro because this position forced him to realize how soft she was; it was kind of awkward to be so close and he wanted to avoid it if he could. He couldn't take it anymore, they had been this close for 3 straight hours since she had dragged him here.

There was a knock at the door as they were both interrupted. In stepped a beautifully old woman dressed in a kimono. She hid her face behind a fan but her eyes seemed to be smiling when she set her eyes upon the flirting couple. "My my looks like you're both having fun," she commented as Zoro still had his arms around Robin's waist. "It looks like you both put on your kimonos correctly." she admired as she gestured for Robin to twirl so she could see the kimono properly. Robin happily obliged and twirled beautifully as the kimono swayed to compliment her movements; the sleeves gracefully flitted around almost as if they were beautiful and delicate butterfly wings

"My my what a lovely couple. You both almost seem like characters in a beautiful poem about love." sighed the women as she seemed to be drunk on happiness. "So Mr. Husband what do we think of the Mrs. Wife with that kimono on? Is she not breathtaking and beautiful? Look at how the both of you match! It's simply wonderful!"

Zoro was still blushing as he was mesmerized by the way Robin looked in the kimono. The kimono complimented her hips and breasts in a way that seemed modest and graceful.; it was refreshing to see her in this type of clothing.

-I've never seen her wearing this style of clothes, she certainly does look good.- he thought, feeling a bit guilty about thinking how pretty she was. -I can't believe she brought me here to try on matching coordinated outfits. It feels kind of silly.-he complained until his eyes fell upon her smile. -I ...I guess it's fine if this was what she wanted.- he gruffly gave in.

"And you Mrs. Wife? What do you think of Mr. Husband?"

Robin linked her arm with Zoro's and stood proudly beside him "I think he is the most handsome man on the planet and I'm very happy to have married him." she praised.

Zoro's heart skipped a bit as he could not help but sneak a peek down at the smiling beauty beside him; it's as this was a whole new side of her that he had never known. He really liked it.

-No, No. This is all pretend Zoro.- he chided himself -I alre….I want to be the best swordsman so I can't…..yeah she is beautiful but AHGHGH- he yelled in his head in an attempt to get his act together.

"You both must be so happy together." cooed the women "Have you already decided on how many kids you want? Or who you want them to look like?"

Both Robin and Zoro immediately froze as they had never encountered this problem together and never spoke about what to do in such a situation. The woman had basically dropped a bombshell on them.

-KIDS?!- they both thought as they faced each other in slight horror, although they were both smiling on the outside, they were both panicking on the inside. -with him/her!?-

Their arms were linked together and they were not allowed to run away because that would immediately mark them as suspicious. Luckily, Robin was the first one to recover.

"I-I'm not ready to have kids. I want to keep my husbands love all for myself for a while more." she chuckled nervously as she gently elbowed Zoro. "Right darling?"

Meanwhile, Zoro was still frozen in horror, the smile from his face was slowly fading away and an expression of horror was taking its place.

-KIDS KIDS KIDS KIDS KIDS KIDS- echoed in his head in despair as he could not imagine having any kids much less with Robin. In fact, the idea had never crossed his mind until this day.

The lady was starting to grow suspicious when Robin dragged Zoro out of the store and into their home. She sighed frustratedly as she sat him on the chair but he was still traumatized, that certainly wasn't a problem they'd seen coming. Kids were not an issue that she wanted to decide right now and right here especially with someone who she wasn't married to.

-In fact, most of us in the crews act like kids.- she internally admitted as she remembered all of the crew's behavior. Their captain seemed to be the most childish of all.

"It would help if you get your act together you know," she stated as she poked him on the forehead but Zoro was still unresponsive for the thought of kids was still in his head. "Or if you at least didn't shut down like that."

"Swordsman, are you alright?" she leaned down to get a better look at his face.

-If I remember correctly Usopp said something about waking up Luffy, Zoro, and Sanji by saying something about a beautiful swordswoman carrying some meat so maybe I could get him to snap out of it if I say something along those lines but hmmm- she felt a bit mean so she put her face near his ear and clearly said aloud

"Zoro I want to have kids with you on our honeymoon." in order to tease him

Instantly, Zoro's eyes focused on hers as they finally registered her presence but the door had also just opened to reveal the rest of the crew entering.

Sanji's cigarette and grocery bags fell out of his arms as he began to shake. Nami peered from the side and seemed to be shocked about what she just heard.

"What did you just say Robin?" she asked as Sanji collapsed onto the ground on his knees and let out a manly yell of horror as his hands reached up to craddle his head

Everyone was in shock to witness Robin's request for kids from Zoro on their Honeymoon.