Ryuko Matoi was having a normal day so far; hanging out with her sister Satski, going on a lunch date with Mako, getting into trouble with the ex-elite 4, that kind of stuff. The last thing she expected was for Nui to somehow come back to life and try to take over the world again.

Life is kind of funny that way.

"RYUKO!" Mako shouted as she tried to keep up with her girlfriend "WHERE ARE YOU GOING?! NUI IS THAT WAY!" she said, pointing to a giant mutated Nui Harime destroying the city

"I KNOW! I JUST NEED TO GET SOMETHING!" Said Ryuko, who was trying to get to the Mankanshoku's apartment to get her giant crimson scissors.

"RYUKO NO! YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO-" Mako suddenly stopped and looked up to the sky "Hey, what's that swirly thing over there?"

"Mako, what are you... oh, it's real this time." Above the duo was a swirling green portal. Suddenly, a strange spaceship flew out of it. It did a few laps around the area before stopping in front of Mako and Ryuko and landing, transforming into an orange plumbing van. The human/life fiber hybrid face palmed. "Great, now we're being invaded by two alien races." But to her surprise, a teen wearing a t shirt with the number 10 on it stepped out of the vehicle along with a furry blue humanoid wearing armor.

"So this is dimension 5.1.5., huh? Weird name." The boy looked around to see mutant Nui gnawing on a skyscraper. "But not as weird as that. Alright rook, we gotta find those guys. What were their names again?"

The blue alien pulled out a strange looking device before saying "Ryuko Matoi and Mako Mankanshoku."

"I could have sworn that there were more."

"No, Ben, I mean we have found Ryuko and Mako." said Rook, gesturing to the two women in front of him.

Ben turned around "Oh, cool." He walked over to the girls and held out his hand "Hi, I'm Ben Tennyson. Nice to meet you." Ryuko and Mako were speechless from shock. "It's okay, I'm on your side. i was sent here to help you take down... watever that thing is."

Reluctantly, Ryuko shook Ben's hand. The moment their hands touched, the omnitrix began to speak. "Incomplete uncataloged DNA detected."

Ryuko immediately pulled her hand back. "YOUR WATCH JUST SPOKE!"

"Oh, right. This is called the omnitrix. It has the DNA of over a million aliens and lets me turn into them. It must have detected the life fibers in your DNA." Ben said, trying to calm Ryuko down.

Mako gasped "Have you been STALKING us?"

"Madam, my name is Rook Blonko. We have not been stalking you or your friends. We merely read your profiles provided by an omniversal hero database." Rook turned to Ryuko "We know about your unique genetics."

Ben put his hand on Ryuko's shoulder. "Sorry about Senketsu. But you don't need a kamui to be a hero. Now go get those scissors! We'll hold off Nui!"

"How are you gonna hold back that?!" asked Mako.

"Let's just say that I have have a friend who's big," Ben activated the dial on the omnitrix "Way, way big."

Ryuko walked out of the apartment building with her scissor case on her back "I got the scissors!" She only saw Rook looking towards the city "Wait, where's Ben?" Rook only pointed towards the city, where she saw a giant red and white alien with several fins fighting the giant Nui. "Oh. That's Ben?"

"He calls that alien form 'Way Big'."

Mako only shrugged and said "Eh, I've seen cooler" At that point, Way Big crossed his arms and fired a massive energy blast at the monster that completely eradicated Nui's top half. Mako's pupils turned into stars as she said "Nevermind!"

Way Big grinned with pride, only for his smile to be replaced with a frown as he watched the monster completely regrow what was destroyed. "Oh, that's how it is!?" Said the To'kustar with a Japanese accent. "This is Malware all over again! Well, two can play at that game." Way Big slammed the omnitrix on his chest as he turned into

"Atomix!... Huh? Clockverk? An autonomous time-controlling robot versus a mutant alien thread-girl? Omnitrix, if you vere a person, I'd owe you so many smoothies!"

Ryuko and Mako were pressing their noses to the glass of the proto-truk's windows as their breaths were taken away by the view. "Mako, remind me to beg Satsuki for a spaceship next time we see her."

"That may be sooner than you think," Rook said from the cockpit "The database said that your sister is the second most skilled fighter on this earth when it comes to fighting Life Fibers."

"Really? Only second? Who's number one?"

"The woman with the giant pair of scissors for a weapon."

"Oh yeah. I am. Cool."

Mako saw a giant red button in the back of the truk. "oooOOoooo! Shiny! What's it do? WHAT'S IT DO!?"

"That activates something that me and Kevin Levin worked on for a very long time. Something that has taken over eighteen months of trial and error. Something that may be useful in the fight later, but not if some certain girl presses it BEFORE IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE PRESSED! SO DON'T PUSH IT!" Ryuko and Mako were scared and, again, speechless. "And before you ask, Revonnahganders such as myself consider contractions to be bad language. So yes, I'm that serious." A beep came from the computer on the truk's dashboard. Rook read the screen that popped up in front of him before taking a deep breath and saying "I apologize for that outburst, but please do not press that button yet. Anyways, prepare for landing. We have arrived at our destination."

"Where are we going anyways?" Asked Mako after regaining her cheerful demeanor.

"Kiryuin manor. We are getting the Elite 4."

Clockwork was on his knees panting as he had just released the biggest time blast he could make to freeze Nui in time. Suddenly, he heard the sound of the proto-truk's engine getting closer. He turned around to see the ship land in front of him. Rook opened the back to reveal the Elite 4 and Satsuki wearing jumpsuits in their respective colors.

Satsuki was the first to speak to the chronosapien. "Ben Tennyson, I presume?"

"Do you see any ozer teens viz ze ability to change ze very code of zeir DNA?"

"Ryuko." said everyone else, deadpanned.

"Okay, I valked into zat one." Clockwork pointed to the giant girl "I've got zis thing frozen in time, but it's not going to last much longer. Any suggestions?"

"I could take that thing on myself if I still had Senkets'." Said Ryuko as she twirled her scissor blades.

"We would all have a better chance if we had our goku uniforms." Noted Gamagori.

Suddenly, Ben had an idea "One question. How long ago vas is sinze you last wore ze most potent form of your uniforms?"

Inamuta unzipped his collar "Approximately 15 months, 4 days, and 22 hours. Give or take ten minutes."

"I'm going wiz 'take'." Clockwork started turning the key on his head rapidly. "Rook, get behind me!" Rook immediately ran behind him and out of his beam's range. "HERE. GOES. NOTHING!" as the chronosapien basted a beam of energy that covered everyone in front of him. When it finally died down, everyone was wearing their Kamuis and Goku uniforms.

"SENKETS!" Said Ryuko hugging herself and Senketsu with glee.

"r..r...Ryuko? What... What's going on? How am I alive!?"

"Let me explain." Said clockwork, before pressing the omnitrix on his chest, turning him back into Ben. "I de-aged your bodies to a state where you were wearing your most powerful uniforms. I pretty much just put you in your past self's bodies."

"Whatabout you?" Asked Mako "How are you gonna fight? Your watch can't possibly have something to take that thing down. You'll be turned into Chunky Chilly Verde!"

Nonon threw up in her mouth after hearing that "Aw great. Now I can't get that image out of my head."

"But she has a point" Sanageyama continued "How are you going to fight with us when Nui has a body like steel?"

Rook grinned "Why would Ben ever choose to have a body of steel?"

Ben caught what Rook was implying and turned the selection wheel and said "Yeah, especially when I've got a head of diamond!" before slamming on the watch and turning into... Atomix?

"Oh NOW you give me Atomix!?"

Rook was equally confused "I thought you were going for diamond head."

"As was I, Partner. But it would appear that the omnitrix has another idea!"

At that moment, Clockwork's time beam wore off on Nui. She immediately resumed attacking the city and destroying buildings.

Gamagori!" Said Atomix, pointing to him Phoenix Wright-style. "You and Inamuta get everyone out of the area! Nonon! Satsuki! Air support with Rook! Ryuko! You're with me! Mako... uh... you... just... just hit it with Sangeyama. NOW LET'S TAKE THIS BEHEMOTH DOWN!"

Meanwhile, in the Bahamas

Two men were on the beach, relaxing in the summer sun, and enjoying the peace that had come with taking down Ragyo. But their relaxation was ended when they heard an emergency broadcast on the radio saying that there was a giant Life Fiber monster attacking the city. Aikuro and Tsumugu looked at each other with serious looks...

Before shrugging and resuming their vacation.

"Eh..." said Aikuro.

"Ryuko can handle it" agreed Tsumugu, sipping on his beverage served in a coconut.

Suddenly, Deadpool appears out of nowhere for the first of a running gag and slaps the two naked men. "Why are you so useless?! Shouldn't you be fighting the crazy thread girl?! Or is the writer too lazy to put you in the story?"

Hey! I put you in this story, I can take you out!

"Fiiiiiiiiine! You got any more of those drinks Mr. Mohawk?"

The elite four, Mako, and Satsuki had done enough damage to Nui to stun her for a few seconds to regenerate, but they were all exhausted. Rook picked them up in his Proto-Truk so they could regroup while Atomix and Ryuko held her off.

Mako was having a panic attack "WHATDOWEDOWHATDOWEDOWHATDOWEDOWHATDOWEDO?!"

"Mako, do you remember that button that I strictly forbade you from pushing?" Asked Rook sternly.

"YEAH! WHY!?"

"Do it."

"hamena Hamena HAMENA HAMENA HAMENA HA!"Atomix blasted a huge wave of atomic energy at Nui, slicing her arms clean off "Oops! Oops again!" Said Atomix, mockingly, as he destroyed both of the arms with a blast from his fingers. "Hahaha! What now, stubby!?" To his surprise, Nui almost immediately regrew her arms. "Oh COME ON!"

"That's not how to do it," Said Ryuko as she split her scissors in two and handed him the other half "You need to use these."

"Oh yeah, that or radiation powerful enough to..." Atomix realized what he was saying and facepalmed as he mumbled "I can take down an ultimate alien in one hit, yet I can't realize when I'm not using the right alien." He flew down to the ground and changed into "NRG!" And used the scissor blade to slice his suit open, setting his true form free as he irradiated the scissor blade, giving it an orange glow. "Ryuko! Where is the nearest nuclear power plant?"

"There's a reactor plant about twenty miles north of here. Why do you need to know?"

"Just hold on a moment! I'm going to get a snack! Hehehahahaha!" Said NRG, before flying away.

"WAIT! DON'T GO! COME BACK HERE YOU SON OF A-"

Ryuko was interrupted by an audible SLAM as a big metal fist collided into Nui's mutated face. It was the Proto-truk in a robot mode! "Nui Harime!" Rook's voice blared from the speakers "By violating intergalactic law and affiliating yourself with a species guilty of mass-murder on a galactic scale, you are hereby sentenced to a major butt kicking!"

Meanwhile, about twenty miles north of there...

NRG was drinking barrel after barrel of toxic waste, slowly growing as he gained more and more radiation power. He had already eaten all the plutonium and uranium and was just finishing off the last barrel when he noticed, out of the corner of his eye, a super re-enforced vault with a sign reading "Warning: element 120. Highly radioactive"

"Ohohohohoho! This dimension's already created Element 120? Jackpot!" the Prypiatosian-B flew over to the vault and sliced the door wide open with one slash of his irradiated scissor. Inside the vault was a clear containment unit that gave off a bright blue glow. It was labeled 'Element 120'. NRG opened the container and held the melon-sized element with both hands. "Over the lips, past the gums," NRG swallowed the rock whole as he began to swell and grow, becoming too big for the vault. "Look out Nui! HERE! I COME!"

Ryuko and the Proto-Bot were still fighting Nui, taking turns drawing her attention while the other dealt the blow. While they were making progress, Nui just kept on regrowing her parts. Even when Ryuko and Senketsu used decapitation mode, the monster only took a few moments to shrug it off like it was nothing.

"We can not do this for much longer!" Said Rook, as he dodged Nui's claw. "The Proto-bot uses a large amount of fuel, I can only last about ten more minutes!" A light on the dashboard blinked. "Ben, please tell me there is good news."

"Good news and bad." Responded NRG's thick Russian accent "Bad news; there is going to be a ton of radiation in a few minutes, so you need to get Ryuko and everyone else out of there!"

"Understood." Rook activated the speakers on the Proto-bot "Ryuko! Ben has a plan, but we need to get out of here!"

Ryuko sliced off Nui's arm before mincing it into oblivion "What's so dangerous about his plan!? We can handle it! Right Senkets'?"

HALLELUJAH

The proto-bot made Mako's signature gesture as a pillar of light shone down upon it. Mako's voice came from the speakers. As it made various poses and gestures in rapid succession.

"Ryuko-chan! I know you're strong. Really strong! SUPER STRONG! I know, 'cause I saw! Like that time you broke Gamagori's hand because you beat him at arm wrestling! But this is no arm wrestling, this is monster wrestling! Then you're gonna get irradiated because of Ben's plan, and then you'll DIE! Worse, YOU'LL GET BREAST CANCER! Then we'll have to cut off one of your big, massive, juicy-,"

"GET TO THE POINT!" Said everyone, including Nui.

"-And if you die, I won't be able to hug you, kiss you, go on dates with you, and worst of all-" The proto-bot (under Mako's control) pulled out a tiny blue box and got down on one knee in front of Ryuko as Mako said. "-I WON'T BE ABLE TO ASK IF YOU'LL MARRY ME RYUKO MATOI!" and the light died down.

Again, everyone was speechless. Ryuko blinked and then said "Okay, one, you're not eighteen yet. Two, hell effing yes I'll marry you. Three, how the hell did you get control of the proto-bot?"

Rook answered "I have absolutely no idea how she did, but we really should get out of here now." He regained control of the Proto-bot

"FINE! Cover me! SCISSOR BLADE! DECAPITATION MODE!" Ryuko activated the decapitation mode on her scissor blade and unleashed a flurry of attacks that chopped Nui into tiny tiny bits. Of course, she knew that her scissor couldn't cancel her healing factor for some reason, but it could still slice through her like she was made of tissue paper. While Nui regrew her body at a rapid rate, Ryuko flew off at top speed.

Unfortunately, Nui was regenerating much faster than before, and reached out for our hero. She would have succeeded if not for a barrage of missiles launched by the Proto-bot before it flew off in Spaceship mode. "Alright Ben," Said Rook through the com link, "We got everyone out of the area. You are free to put your plan in action. Although, you said that there was good news as well. What did you mean by that?"

"This dimension has element 120. Look out your window."

Rook looked to where they were fighting Nui and sure enough, he saw a massive version of NRG's true form putting the monster in a headlock. "Ben, I only have one question; how did you get here without any of us knowing?"

Deadpool teleported onto the ship and said "Because the plot demands it!" before teleporting back to nudist beach. Since he is deadpool, nobody questions him.

Side note, there was a ton of radiation, so the wrestling match between giant NRG and Nui could not be recorded. Sorry about that. skipping to the conclusion. Yeah, I admit, this time I am lazy

With Nui extremely weak, NRG began to charge a massive orb of pure radiation. As the orb grew, he shrank, until he had an orb roughly a quarter the size of the moon! "Nui!" Cried the powered up NRG "You're looking a little pale!" He super-compressed the orb above him into a tiny marble in his hands like he was doing a kamehameha "HAVE SOME SUN!" NRG pushed out his hands and blasted the monster until every last Life fiber was incinerated. "Oops a third time! Hahahaha!" Nrg looked around as he realized that he had just irradiated the entire city. "Huh, guess this is good a time as any to see if that new guy can handle this." he turned the omnitrix on his belt until he got a face that looked like a hazmat helmet. He slammed down and turned into his new alien, which had a yellow robot suit that looked like daft punk mixed with a hazmat suit. It was big, yellow, and had a giant syringe needle on his right hand. the omnitrix was located just below the black screen with two green circles for eyes that covered his face.

"Hm... It would appear that this alien species is nothing but an immune system in a containment suit, not unlike NRG or Echo-Echo." Said the alien with a deep robotic voice and light British accent. "This should only take an estimated two minutes." he transformed the needle on his syringe hand into a broader, hose-like nozzle. "Perhaps I shall call this form... Hazmat. Yes, that will do very nicely." Hazmat hen began to spray the entire city with a glowing blue liquid by shooting it in the air, making it come down as rain.

When everyone got back, they saw Ben as Hazmat and began to celebrate. Hazmat transformed back to Ben and celebrated with them.

He explained what had happened, including the part where he accidentally lost the other half of the scissor blade, but Ryuko didn't mind. She was too buisy trying to invite Ben to her wedding with Mako. Hands were shaken, photos were taken, numbers were given, and promises were made as well as goodbyes as be and rook got back in the Proto-truk and flew back to their home dimension.

Rook asked Ben "You did give them your number on the inter-dimensional line, correct?"

"Of course I did, Now we can call them any time, and vice-versa. Now let's hurry home, I want to ask Paradox where Rex's universe is."

"Who is 'Rex'?"

"That, my friend, is a long story."

Meanwhile, somewhere...

There is a man with medium length blonde wavy hair in a straight jacket sin front of a large monitor in a dark room. He is suspended upside-down in the air as he watches and rewatches the battle that took place in dimension 5.1.5. Prehensile strips of white cloth tied in knots to resemble hands are typing away at another computer left of the screen, while strips on the right wrote calculations on a whiteboard, taking pictures of the equations before erasing them and continuing.

"Hmhmhmhmhm..." The man chuckled as a strip picked up a small container with a single glowing red life fiber and held it up to his face. "Worry not, Ragyo. After I bring you back, you will never have to worry about your daughters ever again." The man smiled a smile so wide, wide and toothy enough to rival the joker. "Of course, as you know, nothing, NOTHING! In this world is free. Hmhmhmhehehehehehahahaha! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"