How Bambis mom really died

by FairyPirate

Bambi’s mom died, shot by a human. He grows up and falls in love with that one chick, I mean doe, and bla bla bla. The thing is, thats all BS! Bambis mom was killed by a hunter, but he wasn’t human. It was Edward! Here is the tragic story...and others.

5. Chapter 5: Will probably b merged into 4

Bellas body crumples dramatically to the ground.

Edward: Is Squishy still thirsty?

Bella: Lies on ground.

Edward: Here you go. Squishy doesn't anymore

Bella:...

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You wasted HALF of a water bottle ON A ROCK?!

Edward: He was about to die of dehydration.

Bella: I am about to die of dehydration! Now give me stupid Mrs. Water Bottle

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Yall might have thought I killed off Bella.but i didnt.