Im going out 2night and I need a wingman.-Janine

It's 'I'm' and 'tonight'. Also I can't help, I'm working on a case. -SH

Can u at least come over and help me pick out an outfit?-Janine

You not u. -SH

Whatev. Which outfit should I wear?-Janine

You mean whatever. Maybe you should have your auto correct fixed. -SH

Are you going to help me or not? I need something that's slutty but not too slutty. -Janine

Sherlock? -Janine

Don't be like that! -Janine

I'm sorry. I'll use proper grammar. -Janine.

The blue top with the spaghetti straps shows off your cleavage but not as much as most of your other tops. Maybe you should wear jeans instead of those really short shorts you wore the last time. -SH

Thanks Sherl! I knew I could count on you! I'll let you know how it goes. ;) -Janine


It occurred to me while typing this that Janine seems like someone who might not use proper grammar and type things like 4ever and 2night instead of writing the entire word. I'm sorry if I hurt the brains of any grammar nazis who read this, at least she capitalized the "I"s.