I was torturing captain the other day by threatening to put Dean in a onesie...No comment
Dean wondered who he had pissed off recently. Was it God? He did swear a lot...and occasionally smoke...and drink really crappy beer...and really enjoy violence, admittedly too much… Who was he kidding? He knew exactly who he had pissed off: Intern Eve.
Last week when arriving at RAW, Dean cut off Intern Eve and stole the parking spot she was carefully backing into. The irate intern had screamed at him about how he would regret crossing him and yadda yadda… Honestly, Dean hadn't been paying too much attention to Intern Eve. People threatened him all the time; so much so that the threats bounced off him like raindrops off a duck's back. Instead of listening to Intern Eve, Dean was too busy trying to find his phone, which had slid somewhere under his seat. After several minutes of straight cursing from the fuming Intern, Roman had asked Dean if she was ever in the navy since her vocabulary was pretty impressive...and maybe they should just find another spot and let her have this one. Dean scoffed, it was a front row parking space as he grabbed his duffle from the backseat and exited the rental car with a parting salute to Intern Eve.
"Dean, I hate you right now," Roman's deep voice muttered.
"Come on, Dean and Roman! We're on now!" Bayley prompted them, excitedly. "Put on your hood!"
Hating his life at the moment, Dean sighed as the bubbly woman pulled up his hood and enthusiastically yanked on his arm.
Bayley ran out in her typical colorful ring gear, holding one of Roman's hands. The Samoan Badass jogged alongside her in a giraffe onesie. His face was bright red as he was forced to hug various members of the crowd right along with Bayley.
Dean trudged out after them in an elephant onesie. The expression on face clearly said he would beat whomever solicited a hug from him with a handy-dandy kendo stick.
Bayley entered the ring with Roman, and they waited patiently with big smiles for the Lunatic Fringe to enter the ring, or at least, Bayley had a big smiled. On the other hand, Roman looked like he was in pain.
From the announce table, William Regal wondered why one of his most formidable past opponents was being subjugated to this humiliation.
Bayley begins her promo while Roman and Dean avoid making eye contact with anybody in the crowd.
Suddenly, Dean swore and covered his face.
"What?" Roman whispered to Dean as Bayley continued to speak to the crowd.
"Look at the front row."
Roman looked and saw Seth sitting there, laughing hysterically. "I didn't realize he still went to these."
Dean groaned. "Me neither. He's never going to let us live this down."
"And it's such an honor to see the former World Heavyweight Champion here tonight! Give it up to Seth Rollins!" Bayley slide out of the ring and beelined straight to Seth, giving him a big hug. "Come on Dean and Roman! Join us!"
Seth smirked at them and snapped a couple pictures on his phone of them.
Roman turned to Dean. "This is all your fault." He exited the ring.
Dean groaned. "It was a front row parking space...It's not my fault!"