Just something short I had on my Google Docs forever. Pretty much how I view the Shining Stars.
"Welcome to the Ambrose Asylum, the Shining Stars," Dean told the crowd as he straightened his clip-on tie.
The RAW audience clapped.
Dean honestly didn't understand why Intern Eve booked the Puerto Rican tag team to appear on his talk show. "Ever since you two arrived in the WWE, there have been a lotta questions about your agenda here. So I'm going to be blunt, what do you want to accomplish in the WWE?"
Then Primo and Epico launched into a long winded monologue about Puerto Rico.
"...And that's why Puerto Rico is the shining star of the Caribbean."
Dean stared at Primo and Epico. "I don't get it. Are you telling me you booked me a vacation to Puerto Rico?"
"No amigo! We're just explaining to you why Puerto Rico is so great!" Primo said with a grandiose hand gesture.
Epico began to say, "It's the shining star-"
"Yeah, yeah, I know.. of the Caribbean. You said that before. I get it."
Primo and Epico stared at Dean. "Then what's the problem?"
"I don't get you guys!" Dean said. "What are you guys doing here? If Puerto Rico is so great, why are you here in Ohio in the WWE?"
Primo and Epico exchanged looks, and Epico began to say, "We're here to wrestle to prove to the world how Puerto Rico is-"
"The shining star of the Caribbean. I know. Do you work for the Puerto Rico's tourism department?"
Primo said, "Umm, no..."
" Are you guys like travel agents?" Dean stared at them intently.
Primo let out a huff of frustration and began to walk away from the Lunatic Fringe with Epico following suit.
"Wait, amigos! Did I win a trip to Puerto Rico?" Dean called after them. He shrugged at the audience. "And thanks for tuning in for Ambrose Asylum."