Caylender's AN: This is written by Captain. Yay Captain!

Captain's a/n: On a sparse number of occasions, I have watched TNA. I have never truly been a fan of the product, but the buzz over the Final Deletion has been too great. I've said it to caylender, but watching that was like doing 10 years worth of drugs in 20 minutes. It's really so bad, it's actually really, really good, so if you have time, go to YouTube and check it out.

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Intern Eve stared stanchilly at the computer screen and blinked several times in confusion. What on the earth had she just watched? Why did she feel so thoroughly confused? Wait, had she finally been out done?

"I've… I've…"she stuttered unable to form words into coherent sentences. She sat a top of the stage crate with her laptop which was covered in leopard print; she firmly shoved it off to the side, disgusted and disappointed with herself, "I've lost my touch."

It was at that moment Seth and Dean were walking by on their way to catering to get some lunch and saw the strange intern struggling to form a sentence while also looking like she was on the verge of bursting out into tears.

"Should we ask her what's wrong?" whispered Seth, the kind hearted soul, to Dean who did not look like he wanted anything to do with the intern.

"Are you insane?! Do you really want to help crazy Intern Eve who gets a sick kick out of making our lives a living hell? This is probably all a trap, and she's getting ready to attack with a cake or put us in an animal onesie or repackage us as Magic Mike XXL askew dancers!" cried Dean as his voice crescendoed into a shout. Surprisingly though, Intern Eve didn't hear him because she chose that exact moment to burst into tears and start wailing like a banshee.

Much to Dean's annoyance Seth, the do-gooder, ran over and put a soothing arm around Intern Eve attempting to comfort the young woman.

"Intern Eve, honey, what's wrong?" questioned Seth a calming tone as she tried to get to her to stop wailing.

"Yea, what's wrong? Did you finally find out Styles and the Club ate your birthday cake?" asked Dean sarcastically as Seth shook his head knowing his brother was not helping the situation.

Abruptly, Intern Eve's head snapped to attention as she stopped crying and transfixed Dean with a stare of death. "What did you just say?"

The Lunatic Fringe shrank down under the Intern's powerful gaze.

"Uh… Ummmmm…. the Club ate your birthday cake?"

All of a sudden Intern Eve shot up from her spot next to Seth on the production crate. Her leopard print heels clicked heavily on the floor as she began pacing back and forth angrily.

"That's just great! Here I am feeling sorry for myself, thinking I've been out done. But I haven't been close to out done, not now, NOT EVER! I AM INTERN FUCKING EVE! I created Roaring Randall The Rooster, Sheep Dawg Seth Rollins, assisted New Day with numerous promos, brought the Shield together for the first ever Sundae Slam triple threat, got Dean Ambrose over by having him read a damn grocery list, I made you idiots help me buy ladders for Money in the Bank, I sent Roman freaking Reigns to Siberia! Just because my stupid idiot brother Intern Gary thinks he's so freaking brilliant for The Final Deletion with the Hardy's means nothing to me! NOTHING! I AM INTERN FUCKING EVE, HEAR ME ROAR!"

With that Intern Eve let out a primal scream filled with rage and turned sharply on her heel marching down the hallway. However, someone quickly ran into her path.

"Miss Vady Eve, you beautiful voman! I brought you some of Russia's best flowers for the world's most veatiful voman!" cried Ivan as he held out a beautiful bouquet of rare blue Siberian ice lilies out the intern.

"Get out of my way, you Russian weirdo!" cried Intern Eve as she shoved the flowers out of her face and pushed Ivan back against the wall with Roman Reigns like strength (in that moment Seth could of sworn Intern Eve had started doing CrossFit). "I have plans to make in order to completely take over this company (this way I will get RAW! The musical like I always wanted!) and then the world!"

Seth, Dean and Ivan all exchanged a look before Intern Eve calmed down turning her attention back to them.

"If you gentlemen excuse me, I have to go repackage AJ Styles and his little cronies as a Club sandwich. That'll teach those morons to eat my cake! No one takes my cake and gets away with it! I wonder how Anderson and Gallows feel about being dressed as a giant tomato and lettuce? Toodles!"

Seth, Dean and Ivan continued to stand their in awe not really sure what had just happened. Ivan holding his crushed flowers in his hands looking extremely exuberant.

"She is so into me!" Ivan chirped happily, "Vomen in Russia never react like this to rare Russian ice lilies, they usually vust run away screaming in horror! You will be mine yet, Vady Eve!"

With that Ivan walked away in search of Roman the Philistine, who for some reason had been missing from this scene. Ivan only hoped Vady Eve hadn't decided to send the man back to his homeland since his 30 day suspension truly wasn't up yet. Plus he wasn't going back to Siberia without his Vady Eve, so until she agreed, he wasn't going anywhere!

Meanwhile Dean and Seth continued to stare at each other confused by what had just happened.

"What just happened?" questioned Seth flabbergasted. Sure, they had all seen the Final Deletion, but Intern Eve knew who had created the segment and was floored. Now, now she was going to be even more zany since she had to out do her brother who worked in TNA. This did not bode well for him or his brothers or anyone else in the WWE locker room. Everyone was going to feel Intern Eve's wrath. Now, all of them were going to be extra careful not to irk the Intern.

"Intern Eve has a family," Dean muttered not believing what he had just heard, "I can't believe this. She has a brother named Intern Gary, who of all things, works for TNA."

"She has a family," Seth repeated.

Yep, this did not bode well for anyone in either WWE or TNA.

No one was safe.

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*a/n: Since Intern Eve has now been around for 1 year (HAPPY ANNIVERSARY INTERN EVE!), I told caylender it was time to expand her universe just a little, so enter stage left Intern Gary. Intern Gary has now been brought into the fold, so Intern Eve has to be on the top of her game and continuously up her rival, so what will she get up to now that she has competition? Stay tuned!

Also what did you think of the Final Deletion? Did you think it was groundbreaking? Or like doing 10 years worth of drugs in 20 minutes like caylender and myself thought?