Caylender's AN: Captain wrote this; I only proofed.

Intern Eve was having a good day.

She had just finished her production meeting and Stephanie had praised her for all the hard work she had been doing lately with the Superstars. She got to catering before most of the other workers and was able to get her favorite coffee drink, an iced vanilla double fudge wrapped cotton candy frappuccino. She even managed to read a bit from her book before the talent had started arriving. All in all it was a good day, and man, was it about to get even better.

"With all the powers of dark magic and voodoo, I curse this hereby cake and whoever eats it and doesn't have my blessing will speak in nothing but… but… but… famous movie quotes!" stated Intern Eve as she towered over a delicious cake catering had made for all the employees to celebrate a job well done with the brand split.

"Now, I just need to find the Club, feed this to them, and viola! Those Beat Up John Cena jokes will be a thing of the past! They'll be spitting out movie lines left and right! I love it when an evil plot comes together!" cackled Intern Eve as the skylight in catering showed a bolt of lightning cracking across the sky and a loud clap of thunder could be heard. The lights flickered, and Intern Eve was left saying, "Does no one in these damn arenas pay the electrical bill?"

Before Intern Eve could have her cake and eat it too, she was interrupted by another employee.

"INTERN EVE!" shouted the employee. "COME QUICK! BORIS THE YAK IS TRYING TO MAUL SHEAMUS! WE NEED A YAK WRANGLER AS SKILLED AS YOURSELF TO CORRAL HIM!"

Intern Eve sighed. Was her work never done around here?

Quickly, the young woman dashed out of catering and down the hallway to simmer down the raging yak before he killed the Celtic Warrior. As they made their way towards the erring yak, the employee asked, "where's Roman? Shouldn't he be the one to calm down the yak since the yak is his friend?"

Intern Eve shrugged as she sprinted. She was too busy being diabolical to keep track of Roman; that was a babysitting job she wanted no part of.

Even though, Intern Eve had been very productive that morning, she forgot one very important thing. She forgot to take the cake with her to deliver to the Club's locker room. So there, the cursed cake sat in catering waiting for any willing soul to consume the delicious delicacy and have the words of movie quotes burst out of their mouths.

Unfortunately, Seth Rollins wandered into catering at that very moment and saw the cake.

"Ohhhh cake," stated the man known to the internet community as Crossfit Jesus. Seth looked around quickly to make sure no one was watching and cut himself a small piece. He couldn't have too much since he would have to work it off in the gym later.

The poor sap didn't know what was coming.

After Seth had devoured his piece of cake with gumption, he figured he should find his brother in arms, the one, the only, Lunatic Fringe, Dean Ambrose, to go over their match tonight. However, it did not take Seth long to find the man since Dean chose that moment to enter catering.

"Seth, were we going to go over the match tonight? Or were you going to do weird press junket things all day for Stephanie?" complained Dean a bit annoyed that his brother hadn't yet shown up to rehearse the main event match they had for the evening.

"Hello. My name is Ingio Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die," Seth answered confused why on earth he had decided to say a movie quote to Dean instead of some snarky retort back at the elder man.

Dean looked at Seth with a quizzical expression. "Uh alright then, you quote the Princess Bride. That's fine. No judgement over here, my brother."

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn," Seth once again answered and felt his confusion grow.

"Seth, are you feeling okay?"

"As if!" answered Seth in a very high pitched voice that made him sound like a teenage girl.

"You are not okay, if you're making me admit I watched Clueless with Renee and Blue last weekend on Netflix... " muttered Dean, "But seriously what on earth is wrong with you?"

"Houston, we have a problem!"

"No kidding," muttered Dean now getting a bit annoyed.

"You're a wizard, Harry."

"Jeez, Seth, your Gryffindor is showing," Dean said, huffing. "Are you just doing this to screw with me and show the world I'm a serious movie junky, or do you seriously have a problem, Seth?"

"Help me Obi Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope," Seth answered as he quoted one of his all time favorite movies back to the Lunatic Fringe.

"Okay, I'll know if there's a problem if you answer this correctly: Surely, you can't be serious?"

Seth paused trying to stop himself but ended up blurting anyways, "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."

"I wonder what could have possibly caused this," Dean casually asked as he looked around catering noticing a book sitting open next to a cake that had a slice missing. "Huh, what's this?"

"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

"I'll agree with that," stated Dean as he examined the cake and held up the book which was labeled Ameuater Voodoo for Beginers… Results May Vary. "Something smells rotten in Denmark."

"You know an aquarium is a submarine for fish."

"Okay, now you're just spouting off random shit." grumbled Dean as he looked down at the page the Voodoo book was open to. "Huh, look at this. Somebody must have cursed the cake you ate; there's a spell for cursing edible objects. Be happy whoever did this to you decided not to make you say haikus the entire time."

"HEY!" shouted Intern Eve as she came marching into catering looking quite disheveled after all her yak wrangling. "WHAT DO YOU PUNKS THINK YOU'RE DOING?"

"This does have your stench all over it," muttered Dean to Seth who only nodded in response, but another movie quote slipped out.

"Just keep swimming!"

"Yea, now you're just saying random shit. Intern Eve fix him. NOW." Dean growled.

"Seth, darling, did you seriously eat the cursed cake?" Intern Eve asked quite concerned. "That wasn't even intended for you. This was supposed to be eaten by the Club. I have to get my vengeance for all the wrongs they have ever done to me."

Seth scowled. "If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you. I will not pursue you. But if you don't. I will look for you. I will find you, and I will kill you."

"See, Seth gets that I want to torment the Club."

"I don't think Seth has a choice in the matter of what he is saying, Eve. We have a huge match tonight we need to go over. I can't wrestle with someone who can't call moves correctly."

"I mean, you did wrestle Brock."

"Intern Eve…" grumbled Dean yet again.

"Okay, okay, I'll fix him, just give me a second."

"It's the Circle of Life!" sang Seth out loud before quickly throwing his hands over his mouth horrified he had just belted that out.

Intern Eve skimmed quickly threw the voodoo book before beginning to read what she needed to do to reverse the curse.

"Don't worry bro, we'll get this fixed and you'll be back to normal in no time... or maybe you'll be stuck like this forever?"

"To infinity and beyond!" yelped Seth nervously.

"Let's hope not!"

"Alright you ninnies, all I have to do is say the following over the cake," Intern Eve moved over to the cake as Dean and Seth followed, "Let it be known, by powers vested in me Intern Eve, that Seth Rollins has my blessing, and this curse will no longer affect him! BOOM SHAKA LAKA!"

The lighting and thunder once again could be seen and heard outside.

"Alright, let's see if Seth's back to normal," Dean announced as he clapped his hands together. "Okay bro, say something, anything!"

"I'm the KING OF THE WORLD!"

"Damn it, Eve. He's quoting Titanic."

"Okay, first off, why do you know that's what he is quoting. Second, it should have worked!" answered Intern Eve as she scoured through the book.

Seth snorted and began laughing hysterically at the two before turning to look them. "I'm back to normal, no worries y'all! But seriously, Dean, how do you know that movie?"

Dean looked at the ground and mumbled, "Let's just go plan our damn match."

With that, Seth and Dean left catering trying to understand what had just happened.

Meanwhile, Intern Eve's stomach grumbled as she was hungry. Undoing her curses took a lot of her. She slowly dipped her finger into the frosting of the cake then licked it off her finger.

"I'LL GET YOU MY PRETTY AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO!" shouted Intern Eve at the retreating Dean and Seth, who didn't even hear her since they were immersed in each other's conversation.

Before she could realize why she said that, she looked back at the cursed cake.

Uh oh.

The End.

*a/n: And sometimes Intern Eve finally gets her cummupenance. -captain :)

Caylender's AN: So Captain wrote this piece. It might have been my fault? While talking to Captain on her lunch break on the phone, I stumbled across one of those super creepy celebrity news websites, which had this video of Seth Rollins reading off random, famous movie quotes for Yahoo! Movies...I have no freaking clue why that exists, or how they forced the guy into doing it, but being the fantastic person I am, I shared it with Captain, which might have spawned this thing.