Ash, Goh, and Chloe finally made it back to the laboratory with an unconscious Deadpool inside a bag. Ash and Goh were the ones carrying him. While Chloe just walked behind them, carrying Eevee in her arms and in worry.
As they carried the unconscious Deadpool in the bag, he was starting to mumble. They heard his mumble and then he started talking.
"Ugh! F*ck! Wait! Why am I in f*cking bag?!" Deadpool swore in the bag.
Ash hears his voice. "Hey guys. I think he's awake."
"Yeah no sh*t I'm awake Satoshi! Your little fat* mouse Iron Tailed the sh*t out of me!" Deadpool exclaimed inside the bag.
This made both Pikachu and Ash very angry. "HEY! DON'T CALL MY PIKACHU FAT!" Ash shouted angrily.
"PIKA PIKACHU!" Pikachu shouted angrily as well.
"Also my name is Ash not Satoshi!" Ash said angrily.
"Well, Pikachu used to be fat as sh*t, Ashley. So I'm not wrong. Also is this Veronica or Sarah doing you? This recasting stuff is so confusing." Deadpool said.
"And my name is NOT Ashley either." He said miserable. I still don't know how he knows about my history with crossdressing or the fact he knows the name I used when I do crossdress? Also who's Veronica and Sarah? He thought.
"Have you ever been punished for your swearing sir?" Goh asked.
"Yes actually! Colossus always puts soap in my f*cking mouth and both Cable and Logan would try to restrain me whenever I tried to escape. Logan would stab me in the dick with his metal claws." Deadpool said. "Honestly it would've been a lot hotter if they were on top of me."
Chloe made a disgusted look on her face. "You have some serious problems and issues."
Eevee nodded with agreement. "Eevee."
"Oh, go suck a d*ck Sailor Venus!" Deadpool yelled inside the bag.
Not only did that made Chloe growl with annoyance but also offended and disgusted again. Does this guy ever shut up? He is clearly insane! And has such a potty mouth. Also, who's Sailor Venus? She thought.
Goh even thought the same. Jeez! He shouldn't be that nasty towards Chloe like that. And…what did he call Ash Satoshi? He thought.
Even Ash thought the same thing but at the same time he questions one thing. What's a d*? Is that some sort of new Pokémon or another word for lemon?
They finally made it inside the laboratory. Chloe opened the door quietly. Pikachu, Grookey, and Eevee went in first, just to see if anyone was inside.
"Pika pika!" Pikachu said
"Grookey!" Grookey said.
"Eevee! Eev!" Eevee said.
Chloe nodded. "Alright Pikachu, Grookey, and Eevee. They said no one is here. "
Ash and Goh both nodded and went in while carrying Deadpool in the bag. They thought they were actually . Or at least that's what they thought when they heard barking.
"Yamper! Yamper!'
Yamper.
The electric-type dog runs towards Chloe. He always does this whenever she comes back from school. He has a big attachment to her.
Yamper starts running around Chloe. Excited to see her. Chloe smiled at him and patted his head.
"Hey Yamper!" Chloe said with a smile.
Yamper then goes to Ash and Goh and greets them. But then he starts to go near the bag and begins to sniff it. This made them very nervous about it
But then they heard a voice.
"Chloe?! Is that you?!"
Chloe, Ash, Goh, and Pikachu immediately tense up when they hear the voice. Chloe's father, Professor Cerise.
They started to panic. Especially Chloe, she was the most panicked out of everyone. She doesn't want her father to notice her taking in a dangerous red suited guy in a bag. She even started to freak out.
"OH NO! MY DAD IS HERE! WHAT ARE GOING TO DO!? HE'S GOING TO NOTICE US WITH HIM!" She frantically walks back and forth.
Goh grabs Chloe by the shoulders and calms her down. "Calm down Chloe. Everything is going to be okay. Just try to distract the professor so we can take this guy to me and Ash's room. Okay?" He said calmly.
Chloe slowly starts calming down. "O-okay Goh."
"Aw!" This startled Yamper so much he backed away, growled a bit, and started barking. "Even though I don't see the moment, what I'm hearing is such a cute Goh x Chloe moment. I SO ship you guys. Just as much as I ship Ash x Serena, Ash x Misty, Ash x Dawn, Ash x Goh, Jessie x James, May x Drew, Pikachu x Buneary, Pikachu x Eevee, Pikachu x Meowth, Ash x Pikachu and I would say more of my favorite Pokémon ships but that's enough ships." Deadpool said.
Ash, Pikachu, Goh, Grookey, Chloe, and Eevee all made confused faces with sweat drops. They have no idea what he's talking about.
"Me with Misty, Serena, Dawn, and Pikachu? I don't think people and Pokémon would be couples. That's really weird. And kinda disturbing. But I wouldn't mind if I was with Misty or Serena or Dawn." He said with a smile.
Suddenly he realized what he said, he started to blushed red and stuttered. "I mean, not that I w-want to be in a r-relationship with o-one of t-them, I just don't! I mean I do! No! I mean! Err! I-I think I s-should stop t-talking." He stuttered and covered his red face with his cap.
Pikachu nervously laughed and thought about something. He thought it wouldn't be bad if he and Buneary were in a relationship. That thought made him blush hard.
As for Goh and Chloe, they look at each other with narrow eyes. "Me and Goh/Chloe?" They both said at the same time. They looked away with a huff.
"Yeah right. That's a huge laugh." Goh said with his arms crossed
"Yeah! Like that would ever happen." Chloe said with her arms crossed too.
Eevee and Grookey both looked at each other and laughed. They thought their trainers would make a cute couple.
"Whatever I did, I hoped I got you guys blushing. And I'm not sorry!" Deadpool said with pride.
"What kind of world do you live in?" Ash asked with an eyebrow raised.
Before Deadpool could answer, Cerise's voice calls out again.
"Is Ash and Goh with you, Chloe? And who do you have with you guys?"
They panicked again, but Ash said something. "Uhhh…yeah…and that's just me…making a voice." He turns to Chloe. "Distract him! Right now!" He whispers quietly.
Chloe nodded. "Okay." And with that, she and Eevee go to distract her dad. As for Ash and Goh, they carried the merc with the mouth in the bag upstairs to their room. But Yamper, on the other hand, kept barking. He even bites on the bag and tries to pull the bag away from them. Ash and Goh even try to pull the bag away from him. Infact, they keep pulling away from each other like a game of tug of war.
"Are you kids f*cking playing tug of war with me?!" Deadpool exclaimed.
"We're not playing tug of war with you Mr Pool, we're trying to get Yamper to stop pulling you." Goh said as he struggled to pull the bag away from Yamper.
"Who the f*ck is Yamper?" Deadpool cursed.
"An electric-type dog Pokémon from the Galar region. You know the newer Pokémon?" Ash said as he too struggled to pull the bag away from Yamper.
They keeped doing this until Yamper let go. Ash and Goh stumbled backwards, clumsily stumbling while carrying Deadpool in the bag. They kept stumbling for a while until they went near the railing. Suddenly when they went too close to the railing, they dropped the bag off the railing, hit the ground, and landed on head first in the bag. It made a loud slam.
This made Deadpool groan in pain. This also made Ash and Goh panic, thinking they killed him. Everyone at the Interior, where Chloe was there to distract, also heard the loud slam. This made Chloe panic even more and this leads Cerise, Chrysa, and Ren curious.
"What was that?" Ren said curiously.
"I don't know, let's check what Ash and Goh are doing right now." Cerise said.
As they all check to see what's happening, Chloe immediately stops them. "WAIT! I mean, how about I check what Ash and Goh are doing?" She said nervously.
"Uhh okay then. If you want to, go ahead." Cerise said in confusion.
Chloe then leaves the Interior to see what happened. As she went to see what happened. This scared her when she saw the bag on the ground.
"What happened here?!" She said quietly as she looked up at Ash and Goh from upstairs.
"Well, Yamper grabbed the hold of the guy in the bag. We had to pull him away from Yamper. But then we stubbled a bit and then…"
"We accidentally dropped him off the railing and…landed on his head I believe." Ash said nervously.
"WHAT?!" Chloe shouted quietly. "Is he…?!" When she was about to say more until they heard groaning.
That groaning noise was coming from Deadpool in the bag. "Ugh! What the f*ck happened? It felt like I fell off a railing or something? Oh god my neck!"
This shocked everyone. They're so surprised that he's still alive.
"How are you alive?" Ash said in amazement.
"I just so happened to have superpowers." Deadpool said proudly.
"Superpowers?" Chloe said with narrow eyes.
Goh and Chloe are not convinced by this. But Ash, on the other hand, is convinced. As for the Pokémon, they're just a little confused.
"Yeah because I'm what everyone in my universe called…OKAY WHO'S BITING MY F*CKING FOOT?!" He exclaimed in the bag.
They all noticed Yamper biting on the bag again. "Yamper stop it!" Chloe exclaimed.
"Chloe! Is everything okay?" Cerise voice calls from the Interior.
"Uhhh yeah dad! Everything is fine!" Chloe lies. "Yamper let go of the bag!" She said quietly as she grabbed a hold of Yamper and finally pulled him away from the bag. "Alright guys, I'll be holding Yamper until you make it to your room and distract my dad again." With that, Chloe, while holding Yamper in her arms, went back to the Interior to distract Cerise, Chrysa, and Ren.
"Come on, Goh. Let's get him up to our room." Ash said.
Goh nodded with agreement as they picked the bag that had Deadpool in it, back upstairs to their room. This time, without Yamper, they finally made it upstairs. And finally made it to their room.
As for Chloe, she went back to distract Cerise, Chrysa, and Ren. Still holding a squirming Yamper.
"Is everything okay, Chloe?' Cerise said.
"Yes! Everything is fine." She said as tries to hold the squirming Yamper.
"What's wrong with Yamper here?" Chrysa said?
"Oh he's just…too excited and hyper that's all." Chloe lies. "I'll take him for a walk later!" She lies once again. "Or…maybe just upset…for no reason." Chloe lies again.
Suddenly, Yamper finally gets out of Chloe's arms and runs off. "Yamper! Get back here!" Chloe exclaimed. She then sighs. "Eevee, can you follow Yamper please?" Chloe said to Eevee.
Eevee nodded. "Eevee!" And with that, Eevee went after Yamper.
"What has gotten into Yamper, Chloe?" Cerise said curiously.
"I…have no idea." Chloe lies. "By the way, dad. Can I ask you something?"
"What is it, Chloe?" Cerise question.
"Can…I stay here with Ash and Goh?" Chloe asks nervously.
This was a little surprising to Cerise. Even Chrysa and Ren were a little surprised by this. "Why?"
Chloe tries to come up with another lie. "Because…I…want to spend more time with them. Since…school is canceled for a while…"
Cerise then interrupts her. "Oh yeah, school had to be canceled for a while because something about a dangerous maniac in a red suit is on the loose."
"Yeah…well…as I'm saying, school will be canceled for a while and maybe I can know more about Eevee. So…I stay here?"
Cerise thought about it for a bit and made up his mind. "Okay. You can stay here with Ash and Goh. I'll tell your mother that it's fine."
"YES!" Chloe exclaimed which startled Cerise, Chrysa, and Ren. "I-I mean okay thanks. Sorry." Chloe apologized.
"It's fine. I'll tell your mother about this and bring some of your things here." Cerise said with a smile.
Suddenly, they heard a lot of barking upstairs. They can even hear Eevee upstairs.
"What's going on up there?" Cerise question.
Chloe knows what is going on. "I'll…go check to see. She goes upstairs to see what's happening. "Anyway, thanks dad." And with that, she's now upstairs.
XXX
Back with Ash and Goh, they finally made it to their room. They feel exhausted from everything that happened today. They both even lay back on their bunked bed and sigh loudly.
But they forgot all about Deadpool in the bag. "Uhhhhh?! Can I get out of the bag?!"
This immediately made them realize. "Oh! Sorry! We forgot about you! Come on, Goh!" Ash said he and Goh went to the bag.
"Yeah. We're very sorry, sir." Goh said as he and Ash zip the zipper from the bag and open it.
"We were just ti-...OH MY ARCEUS! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HEAD?!" Ash shouted.
Deadpool was confused by this. "What? What happened? You didn't even open the bag."
Goh, Pikachu, and Grookey's reaction is the exact same as Ash. "YOUR HEAD! I-IT'S T-TURNED TO-THE O-O-OTHER WAY!"
Pikachu covers Grookey's eyes from the sight.
"Wait what?" This made Deadpool immediately get out of the bag and get up. His head, is indeed, turned the other way. Deadpool touches his own head to see where he's looking. Even looking at his own tight butt. "Ah sh*t!"
"H-how are y-you still a-alive?" Ash said in amazement but worried.
"Like I said, Red. I have superpowers." Deadpool said.
Just when Ash was about to say something, Chloe and Eevee came into the room while trying to prevent Yamper from getting in. "Yamper stop it! You can get in for one reason!"
"Yamper! Yamper! Yamper! Yamper!" Yamper said angrily while trying to get in.
Eevee, on the other hand, is blocking Yamper from getting in by copying his movements. "Eevee! Eevee! Eevee!" Eevee said as she tries to block Yamper from getting in.
"Come on, Eevee. Get in quick!" Chloe said to Eevee.
Almost immediately, Eevee quickly gets in and Chloe closes the door before Yamper can get in. Chloe and Eevee both sigh very loudly. "Finally."
"Eevee." Eevee nodded with agreement.
"How did it go?" Goh asked.
"Well, it wasn't easy." She said as turns to face them. "Do you have any idea how…WHY IS HIS HEAD TURNED TO THE OTHER WAY?!" Chloe finally noticed Deadpool's head turned the other way.
"We…have no idea." Ash said with a concerned voice.
"Pika pi." Pikachu said with a concerned voice too.
"Okay look! If you don't like how my head is twisted the other way, then I'll just twist it back." Deadpool said as he placed his hands onto his head. "Also, close your eyes for this, you don't want to see this." He instructed them.
They did what he told them to do. The Pikachu and Eevee cover their eyes with their ears while Grookey closes his eyes very shut.
"Alright here I go!" Deadpool said.
Almost immediately, he twisted his head right back very quickly. It made a crack noise. This makes Ash and everyone else cringe and shiver from the displeasing noise.
"Wow! Man, feels good to have my head back front." Deadpool said in relief and shook his head.
They open their eyes to see his head turn back the right way. "How…are you not dead from everything that happened to you?" Chloe said in a concerningly tone.
Deadpool sighs in frustration. "Oh my god don't make me f*cking say it again. Superpowers! I have superpowers!
Chloe is still not convince by this. "How can you have superpowers?" She said with narrow eyes.
"If you have superpowers, then are you some sort of superhero or…?" Deadpool immediately interrupts Ash.
"NO! No! No! No! No! That I ain't! I am not a f*cking superhero! I may be super but I'm NO hero." Deadpool exclaimed.
"Then are you a supervillain?" Ash asked again.
"If you are, I would've immediately called Officer Jenny." Chloe said with her arms crossed.
"Me too." Goh agrees.
"First of all, I'm not a supervillain either. Second of all, I'm just a bad guy who takes down even worse guys. Third of all, if you did call Officer Sexy Legs, I wouldn't even be here with you guys." Deadpool said.
Chloe then makes a confused and disturbed look on her face. "Wha…?"
He then turns to the camera. "Yup, you guys heard me. I called Officer Jenny 'Officer Sexy Legs' because well…her legs are just SO sexy to look at. I would say the same to Nurse Joy, but her eyes are more attractive to look at. She probably has the CUTEST and most pretty eyes I've ever seen in an anime girl. Infact, all anime girls have the cutest and most beautiful eyes I've ever seen."
As Deadpool kept talking to the camera, Ash and Pikachu peek to see who Deadpool is talking to. "Who…are you talking to?"
"Pikachu?" Pikachu asked the same.
"We're also hearing everything you're saying." Goh said.
"And what you said about a girl's eyes being cute is just offensive to me." Chloe said with narrow eyes and crossed arms.
Deadpool then turns to them and groans frustrated. "I'm not talking to you guys. I'm talking to them." Deadpool points to the camera.
Ash looks at the camera but doesn't see anything. "Who?"
"Doesn't matter." Deadpool said.
"O-okay then?" Ash said in confusion.
"Could you please explain to us where you come from?" Goh asked.
Chloe nodded with agreement. "Yeah, we want to know why you're here?"
"I'm mostly curious about the kind world you live in." Ash said.
Deadpool makes a wide smile underneath his mask. "Well I would be happy to tell you, children. Sit down and let ol Wade tell you everything." Ash, Goh, and Chloe did what he told them to do. Even Pikachu, Grookey, and Eevee did what he told them to do. "Because here's everything you will know about my world. And I mean…EVERYTHING."
XXX
Back in Deadpool's universe (Fox X-Men Universe), everyone still continues to look for Wade. They looked everywhere to find him. They checked everywhere in the city. They even went to places he wasn't allowed to be at. But still no sign of him
Colossus was standing in the middle of the mansion, waiting for someone or at least, Deadpool to come out the door. So far, nothing has happened.
Suddenly, the door opened. Logan, Negasonic, and Yukio came in from the door.
"Any sign of Wade?" Colossus said.
Logan shook his head sideways. "Still no sign of Wade."
"We went to every part of the city and…no sign of him." Negasonic said.
"We even check to see if any murders have happened." Yukio said.
"We even check the bar he always goes to and no one knows where he is." Logan said as he went upstairs.
Colossus starts to think about it. "How can he not be anywhere? He can't just disappear."
Negasonic sighs. "Well…we should go find him again tomorrow morning."
"Yeah. We'll look for Wade tomorrow." Colossus said as he left.
"Where can Wade be? I'm really worried about him." Yukio said worryingly.
"Honestly I'm worried too." Negasonic said as she held her hand. "Where the fuck can he be?
Finally! I made another chapter for this. I think this story will be done by the time Marvel Studios' Deadpool 3 comes out. XD