Chapter 3: Pre Show Plans

After a few moments of driving, the Loud Family, Jeff, Darci and their own respective families arrived back at the Loud House.

They all got through the front door as Lincoln introduced the two ventriloquists and their families to the house. "Welcome to Chateau Loud everyone! Make yourselves at home!"

The two ventriloquists looked around the house and were pretty impressed with the layout.

"Eh. Not too shabby Louds." Jeff said impressed.

"This is definitely a nice house everyone." Darci said smiling and feeling impressed.

"Thanks Jeff. You too Darci." Rita said smiling.

"I'm curious though." Jeff spoke up. "You guys are definitely a big family. How do you guys live your lives in a small house like this? No offense."

"None taken Jeff." Lincoln said before joking. "Although your puppets most likely won't say that. Hahaha."

Everyone laughed then Lori spoke up. "We have our ways." Lori joked a bit.

"Most of us share bedrooms." Leni said.

"Except for Lincoln." Luna said winking to her little brother. "He's the only lucky one to have his own room."

"Got that right Luna." Lincoln smiled at his favorite sister.

"Too bad we only have one bathroom though." Lola said. "Sometimes it takes forever to take a shower or even use the bathroom."

"Some of us even have to race to get to the bathroom." Luan said making everyone laugh with her.

"It literally is true guys." Lori said.

"It kinda does remind me of my own children." Jeff said. "I do have five children, three daughters and two sons."

"That's awesome Jeff." Lynn Jr. Said.

"Thanks Lynn." Jeff said to the athletic sister.

"Didn't we hear that you're married twice." Lynn Sr. Asked Jeff.

"Yes I am." Jeff admitted. "My first marriage with Paige didn't work out and she has custody of my three birth daughters. But I'm doing very well with my new wife Audrey and my two sons."

"Wow." Luna said. "You a lot in both of your families. Sorta like the size of ours."

"I have a big family too." Darci said. "I have both my parents and I'm the only daughter of three brothers. Two older brothers and one younger brother."

"Wow Darci. We have something in common." Lincoln said to Darci. "We're pretty much the only opposing gender with so many siblings from the opposite gender."

"Wow Lincoln!" Darci said excitedly. "That's great we have something in common."

"We'd love to meet your families!" Rita suggested.

"They sound like very nice people." Lynn Sr. Said.

"Maybe we should bring them to our show tonight!" Luan suggested.

"Great idea Luan!" Jeff said.

"Great guys!" Lincoln spoke up. "Let's plan the whole show then we can get the ball rolling on the show!"

"You guys can definitely trust our brother with planning this." Luna said to Jeff and Darci.

"He always has a plan!" Lana said.

"We don't call him the man with a plan for nothing!" Lynn Jr. Said.

"That's great everyone!" Darci said smiling at the Louds.

"We can't wait to hear your plan Lincoln!" Jeff said.

"Great!" Lincoln said. "I'll be right back."

Lincoln went upstairs to his room as Jeff Darci and the Louds made themselves at home and actually began watching videos of Jeff and Darci's ventriloquist shows as well as videos of Luan and her comedy, from her pranks, to some of her own shows with Mr. Coconuts.

Meanwhile in Lincoln's room, he is busy working on his plan for Jeff, Darci and Luan. While he is working, he turns to the viewers/readers.

"Well, things have gotten very exciting for all of us!" Lincoln spoke to the audience. "My big sister Luan has gotten a huge opportunity to perform her comedy and ventriloquy talents alongside Jeff Dunham and Darci Lynn Farmer on stage! And my family and I will get to see them up front for free alongside Jeff and Darci's families! I definitely think we ought to invite our other friends too! They'd love to see the show along with us!"

Lincoln sighed in happiness. "I really am proud of my big sister for getting this awesome opportunity. Now she can further her comedy talents to other famous comedians like Jeff, Darci and many others."

Lincoln finished his monologue then finished his plan for the show before making his way downstairs to his family and Jeff and Darci.

While he is making his way downstairs, he heard a lot of laughter. He looked from the middle of the stairs to see his family and Jeff and Darci watching videos on the TV. Those videos are the videos featuring Luan, Jeff and Darci.

"Hey everyone." Lincoln alone up. "What are you watching?"

"Oh hey Lincoln!" Leni spoke up. "We were watching videos of Jeff, Darci and Luan!"

"You definitely should come and watch them with us!" Luna said.

"Ok!" Lincoln said as he joined everyone in the living room watching the videos.

The first videos featured Jeff and his A-list puppets: Achmed, Walter, Peanut, Bubba J and Jose Jalapeño (on a steek).

Everyone laughed at the jokes and insults the puppets said and even repeated some famous lines.

"Wow Jeff!" Luan said. "You're so hilarious!"

"SILENCE! I KEEL YOU!" Lori said copying Achmed making everyone laugh!

"Achmed is definitely one of the funniest puppets Jeff has!" Luan said laughing at some of Achmed's jokes!

"I definitely like Achmed not because he's a terrorist but because he's dead." Lucy said in her deadpan tone with a smirk.

"At least Achmed is a dead terrorist and I'm in control of him so he won't cause any attacks!" Jeff said making everyone laugh!

"Walter definitely does remind us of our grouchy old man neighbor Mr. Grouse!" Leni said making everyone laugh.

"Peanut! Peanut! Peanut!" Lilly said happily clapping her little hands!

"Sounds like Lilly likes Peanut the most." Jeff said pointing at the baby.

"She definitely sounds like she does!" Lola said tickling her in her belly button making her laugh.

"Jose Jalapeño is definitely hilarious too!" Lynn Jr. Said. "Especially with all the insults he had toward Peanut!"

Everyone laughed. "Yup. Peanut and Jose like, have such a hilarious love hate relationship!" Leni said making everyone laugh.

"Bubba J can definitely be the next country singer since he's from the south." Luna joked making everyone laugh. "And maybe he and Darci's puppets can sing together!"

"That's a good idea Luna!" Darci said excitedly.

"Yeah." Luan spoke up. "And Darci, not only you're pretty funny with Petunia, Oscar and Edna, but you have such an amazing singing voice even if your puppets are singing!"

"Yeah." Luna spoke up. "Maybe your puppets can be the next American Idol winner!" Everyone laughed at Luna's joke.

"That's a distinct possibility that puppets can be the next American Idol stars." Lucy said smiling. "Thanks to you Darci."

"Thanks Lucy!" Darci said smiling at the goth girl who smiled back.

"Actually guys! The singing puppets part is what I have in my whole plan!" Lincoln said making everyone turn their attention to Lincoln.

"What is your plan Lincoln?" Lisa asked.

"Ok everyone here is my plan for the show:

"We will invite our other friends and families to the show but here is how the show will plan out: the show will be a three act show. Act one will be Luan and Jeff and all your puppets mainly Mr. Coconuts and Jeff's A-List puppets (Achmed, Walter, Peanut, Bubba J, and Jose Jalapeño), Act two will be Luan and Darci along with Mr. Coconuts and Petunia, Oscar and Edna, and for Act three, it will be a grand finale with all featured puppets and sing together too!"

Everyone especially Luan, Jeff and Darci absolutely loved the plan Lincoln came up for them!

"That's an awesome plan for our show Lincoln!" Jeff said smiling.

"I absolutely love that plan Lincoln!" Darci said smiling.

"I love that plan so much little bro!" Luan said before hugging her little brother. "Thank you so much for coming up with this great show plan for us!" She kissed her little brother on he cheek. "I couldn't ask for a better little brother than you!"

"Awwwwww." Everyone cooed at the cute scene between Lincoln and Luan.

"Thanks Luan!" Lincoln said to his big sister before turning to everyone else. "Thanks everyone!"

"Well come on everyone!" Luan spoke up. "Let's get going on the show tonight!"

Everyone then went their separate ways to get ready for the show as well as invite their friends to the show.

Hey everyone! I'm back! Thank goodness I'm back! I had writer's block and my own plans and stuff like that interfere with my writing plans! But I'm back now so I'll try to avoid that. But I did say before: great writing takes time and effort. I hope you love this chapter. The show is coming soon so all the puppets will be featured during the show!