It was the first day at U.A and Izumi was going to explode. First the loud boy comes in and starts reprimanding everyone on tiny infractions, then Bakugo appears and starts yelling and then the cute girl she saved the other day is talking to her and then-

"Shut up and sit down."

Everyone shuffled to their seats.

"It took you eight seconds to get organized. That just won't do. This is hero school, not nursery school, so kindly act like it."

The silence was absolute.

"Now put these gym uniforms on and get outside, it's time for your hazing."

Hazing? I thought this was a hero school.

As the class was changing into their gym uniforms, mina sauntered up to Izumi, and poked her in the stomach, somewhat surprised to find only hard muscle.

"Jeez Izumi what are you made of, rocks?" queried the pink girl, lifting Izumi's gym uniform to see a perfectly formed 8-pack and an insane amount of lean corded muscle. Mina was gaping like a fish at this point. She had thought she was very fit, and still only had a washboard. What was this eyepatch-clad fish-girl eating, pure protein?

Izumi was not body-shy. She knew that she had great muscles, but she still blushed when a gorgeous pink-skinned girl started poking her abs with a joking smile on her face. She decided that the best defense was a good offense, and fired back. She stretched and flexed, letting corded muscles ripple and twist under her scales.

"What, like what you see?" If it was possible the girl- Mina, if she remembered right, got even pinker.

She stuttered out something Izumi couldn't really understand and rushed out of the locker room.

Even a few minutes later when Izumi got to the training field, Mina was still slightly flushed.

Aizawa was almost ready to deal with this year's batch of gremlins, he just needed a-

Flushed Ashido rushed out from the locker room, her face buried in her hands. Aizawa decided- fuck it. He grabbed the entire coffeepot and sipped. The other teachers would just have to deal.

Higari Majima walked into the teacher's lounge, saw Aizawa had the entire coffeepot, and promptly burst into tears. He just couldn't deal with Hasume without at least something. He was desperate enough to be willing to tap into his secret stash. He opened the cupboard under the sink, and pulled out a tall glass bottle. He took a long swig of the vodka, and tried his best to get the sounds of explosions out of his ears.

The testing field was up to UA standards, that is, impressive. It stretched on for about a mile, and had the best machines available for strength testing and to judge speed. A few people were doing stretches, and several more were nervously talking. Aizawa spoke suddenly, and startled many of his students.

"Line up in desk order. We are taking a quirk assessment test."

The quirk assessment test was painfully easy. Gerson could've run faster than them, and she could do more push-ups than Mineta when she was six. Speaking of the little pervert, she caught him ogling her at more than one occasion. When he unsubtly tried to grope her, her hand snapped out, and twisted his wrist behind him, slamming him into the floor hard enough to shatter the packed dirt and leave a light splatter of blood. His head snapped up, and he started shouting at her.

"Why would you do that? I didn't do anything to you! All I wanted was to feel your-

His head was slammed into the ground even harder, and Ochako started kicking him in the side. Before long, all the girls of class 1-A were Kicking Mineta, who was curled up in a ball, his skin as purple as his hair. Aizawa took another sip from the coffeepot, realizing that it was probably deserved, and wishing he was carrying his expulsion paperwork with him. Then Aizawa

Pressed a button and projected a list of students onto the wall.

Izumi was unsurprised to know she came in first, but was surprised to know that Bakugo didn't even make the top 3. Her name was followed by Momo Yaoyorozu and Shoto Todoroki, and then Bakugou. Then It was time for the grand finale, the ball throw. Izumi was laughing maniacally at this point, considering the millions of ways she could throw the ball into the atmosphere. She decided to go from a different angle. She asked Jiro to cover her ears, then, she turned the ball green, and began to punch. Each punch created shockwaves that broke the sound barrier, and the kinetic energy was building. She summoned a spear, and swiped through the ball, turning it back normal. The ball flew off, creating hundreds of sonic booms, and a jet of clouds painted its way cross the sky, wrapping around the earth several times. Aizawa held up the tablet, and it displayed something none of them expected. Infinity+.