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To Hell With Your Tea Party


Genre: Humor/Angst

Pairs: None

AU-Type: RWBY

Note: In response to V9E8, Second title (Ruby Rose Flips Her Shit)


Ruby Rose looked down at the tea offered. The option to end this insanity as she looked up at Neo's smug face. Something in Ruby Rose snapped as she got up after putting down the tea.

"What are you-"

"Shut the fuck up, Penny!" Ruby snapped. "Neo thinks she's cute for dragging you all to mess with my mind, but no…she fucked up. Why should I feel bad for Ozpin? He chose to stick it in crazy when the Gods told him not to."

Ozpin went quiet.

"And why is Lionheart here? He backstabbed us, I don't feel bad he died. He deserved it!" Ruby ranted as Penny tried to speak again. "NO! Don't you say a damn word, I'm not done yet!"

Ruby looked to Clover.

"You died? I guess being top of Atlas doesn't mean shit. Couldn't even keep yourself alive…and why are you even here? We're barely talked. And who killed Ironwood? Sure as shit wasn't me!" Ruby said as her eye began to twitch.

"Ruby, you're being r-"

"I don't give a shit, Pyrrha. You chose to listen to Ozpin and 'destiny'. And look where it got you, dead in the water with an arrow in your chest." Ruby said, getting in her face before moving past Ironwood to get to Roman and Neo. "And Neo…I don't regret watching Roman die. Brings me sweet dreams knowing how much it eats at you. That you nothing. That you let Cinder play you…use you…I guess it seems that you're nothing without people."

Neo lunged at her only for Ruby to slam her into the table.

"You look thirsty. Have my tea!" Ruby said shoving the cup in Neo's face. "Come on! DRINK THE TEA! DRINK IT! CHOKE ON IT! CHOKE ON IT!"

By the time, the rest of the team got there…they found Ruby laughing mad strangling the life out of Neo as the illusions around them faded into nothingness.


(A/N: It really makes no sense for Lionheart, Ironwood, or Clover to be there. Neo never even met them. Hell, she shouldn't even know how Lionheart looked like. Aside from that, didn't enjoy that episode.)