A/n: I would like to shout out shermko on for correctly guessing who King George would be! If anyone else can guess who other Hamilton characters will be, I'll also give you a shout-out!

"I doubt the king will have anything helpful to say."

King George (Lucius Malfoy): …

"Wait a minute… No… It can't be…" Harry mumbled. He knew that hair. He knew those arms. He knew that son of a- …He knew who this "King George" is, and he isn't too happy about it.

King George (Lucius Malfoy): You say-

"OH MY MERLIN!" Ron screamed, trying not to laugh. Though since most everyone else in the Great Hall was laughing, he couldn't keep it in anymore and burst out laughing as well. "D-Dad! You're- you're wearing a face mask!" Draco was also trying not to laugh, but even though Lucius was his Dad, he still couldn't hold it in.

"Draco! Why are you laughing?" Lucius questioned, as much as he didn't like other people, including other adults, laughing at him, he especially didn't like his son laughing at him. Draco, in response, just schooled his expression and straightened his posture so that he was back to his cold, ice-prince exterior.

Harry looked on at this exchange with concern. He knew Mr. Malfoy and Draco had a toxic relationship, at best, but it was still very concerning seeing Lucius treat his son that way, especially if he felt no shame doing it in public. Unbeknownst to Harry, a couple of adults also took note of this exchange.

King George (Lucius Malfoy): -the price of my love's not a price that you're willing to pay.

'Love' isn't exactly what Hermione would call the control King George- er, King Lucius, (Hermione almost gagged just thinking of calling the Malfoy patriarch that in person) had and exerted over the colonists, but there's nothing she could do to change that.

King George (Lucius Malfoy): You cry-

"Those poor people…" Neville mumbled, he would hate to be Lucius Malfoy's servant.

King George (Lucius Malfoy): -in your tea, which you hurl in the sea when you see me go by."Huh! No wonder," Sirius said, mainly to Remus. They both shared the amusement in the fact that even the colonists had their form of petty justice.

King George (Lucius Malfoy): Why so sad?

King George (Lucius Malfoy): Remember, we made an arrangement when you went away.

"Oh my Merlin, he's like Snape," Dean Thomas whispered to his Gryffindor friends, giggling at the similarities between Snape and Lucius and their flowing cloaks.

King George (Lucius Malfoy): Now, you're making me mad!

"That's definitely not a welcoming smile…" Terry Boot whispered, shuddering.

King George (Lucius Malfoy): Remember, despite our estrangement, I'm your man.

"It seems Mr. Malfoy sees the relationship between the colonies and him as the King as more of a romantic break-up now that there is a revolution against him by the colonists than anything," Hermione analyzed, making people either feel disgusted at the implications or chuckle at Narcissa's expression.

King George (Lucius Malfoy): You'll be back, soon, you'll see. You'll remember you belong to me.

"Dramatic much?" Fred and George whispered to each other, laughing.

King George (Lucius Malfoy): You'll be back, time will tell. You'll remember that I served you well.

"'Served'? Really the colonists were the ones who had to serve him, not the other way around," Katie Bell scoffed.

King George (Lucius Malfoy): Oceans rise, empires fall! We have seen each other through it all.

King George (Lucius Malfoy): And when push comes to shove, I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love!

"..." People just stared at Lucius, both on-screen Lucius and in-person Lucius, not even going to talk about what was so wrong with the sentence.

King George (Lucius Malfoy): Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da! Da-da, dat, dat, da-ya-da! Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da! Da-da, dat, dat, da-ya!

"What the-" Cedric cut himself off, getting a stern glare from his mother. "I didn't know you had a passion for dancing, Luscious," Sirius mocked, and just as Lucius stood up, fury in his eyes, Dumbledore cut in, "Now, now, we don't need any violence right now. You can calmly talk this out after this video, on our next break."

King George (Lucius Malfoy): You say our love is draining, and you can't go on!

"Okay, everything aside, Mr. Malfoy has some pipes!" Seamus Finnigan complemented, getting mixed reactions from other people in the Great Hall. Some people agreed, while others just didn't like the thought of complementing Lucius Malfoy at all.

King George (Lucius Malfoy): You'll be the one complainin' when I am gone.

"At least he has a good source to get out his frustrations," Blaise whispered to Harry, and with the way Blaise whispered it in his ear, Harry couldn't help but think about the way Blaise sometimes got out his frustrations from the day on Harry… and it made him feel like the room rose at least 10 degrees.

King George (Lucius Malfoy): And no, don't change the subject! 'Cause you're my favorite subject.

"Well, that was a quick change in attitude."

King George (Lucius Malfoy): My sweet, submissive subject."I hope they don't mean that literally…" Ron whispered, already feeling sweaty from the nerves of thinking of his head being cut off. Meanwhile, Hermione was thinking of something completely different. "I like the play on words he used, using subject to describe both people and the literary subject of topic."

King George (Lucius Malfoy): My loyal, royal subject.

King George (Lucius Malfoy): Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever!

"You know, this is getting quite weird… I mean, he's blushing…" Charlie whispered to himself.

King George (Lucius Malfoy): You'll be back like before. I will fight the fight and win the war.

"Well, at least we know his motivations now," Harry said, getting a squeeze in agreement from Blaise, who had his arm around Harry's waist.

King George (Lucius Malfoy): For your love, for your praise. And I'll love you 'til my dying days!

"Those are crazy eyes!" One Hufflepuff yelled out, almost in fear.

King George (Lucius Malfoy): When you're gone, I'll go mad!

King George (Lucius Malfoy): So don't throw away this thing we had. 'Cause when push comes to shove, I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love!

"Okayyyy, now we're back to more psychopathic behaviors," Ginny stated, getting more uncomfortable watching "King Lucius".

King George (Lucius Malfoy): Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da! Da-da, dat, dat, da-ya-da!

"More dancing… yay." "One guy actually likes it," Another student pointed out.

King George (Lucius Malfoy): Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da! Da-da, dat- everybody!

"Those poor soldiers…"

King George and Others (Lucius Malfoy and Ensemble): Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da! Da-da, dat, dat, da-ya-da!

"I mean, if anything, his soldiers learned how to dance synchronized," Ron said, getting a slap on the back of his head from Hermione.

King George and Others (Lucius Malfoy and Ensemble): Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da! Da-da-da, dat, da-ya-da-ah!

"Evil man," Neville whispered to Luna, having moved closer to her over the duration of the song.

Published: 5/14/2023