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S1E8- Don't Ph34r the Reaper
"Don't Ph34r the Reaper" appeared on the screen with the usual intro.
"Don't P h 34 r the reaper?" Ruby said, reading out the name.
"I think it means don't fear the reaper." Yang commented.
Sheila's turret pointed at Grif, then it turned to face Simmons
Grif: "Why is it just sitting there ?"
Simmons: "Just trying to mess with our heads. Let's get back to the Warthog."
"Why isn't it shooting?" Nora asked.
"Plot" Ren muttered.
"Huh?" Nora said to deaf ears as everyone else simply looked to the screen.
Cut to the view from the tank
Sheila: "This tank is equipped with an auto-fire sequence, that can be activated by pressing the auto-fire button."
Caboose: "Auto-fire, auto-fire, here, here! No, wait… okay that's more a switch than a button…"
Sheila: "(over top of Caboose's lines) This will end the tutorial, and should only be activated if proper safety procedures…"
"Not a very good tutorial program." Weiss commented.
"I agree." Ruby said. "You said that last episode."
"And I stand by it."
Cut to Simmons and Grif
Simmons: "Okay, you ready? Let's do this on three. One…"
Grif: "Wait. On three? Or three and then go"
"It's always on three." Nora said. "Ren!" Nora said looking to Ren angrily.
"Nora, it was three years ago. Are you ever going to let that go?" Ren asked calmly.
"How long have you known me?" Nora asked simply.
Ren sighed and Nora laughed happily and leaned into his shoulder.
Simmons: "On three. It's always faster to go on three."
"I don't see why they don't just start running now." Pyrrha commented.
"Maybe they are afraid of… never mind they should just run." Jaune started to say.
Grif: "Okay, okay. On three."
Cut to the view from the tank
Caboose: "Here!"
Sheila: "Tutorial deactivated. Auto-fire sequence activated."
Cut to Simmons
Simmons: "Ready?"
Cut to the view from the tank
Sheila: "Acquiring target.."
Everyone leaned forward a little bit.
Cut to Church and Tucker
Church: "I'm going for the jeep. Cover me."
Cut to Simmons and Grif. Grif is backing away
Simmons: "One…"
Grif turns around and starts running away Cut to view from the tank, tracking Grif
Sheila: "Target acquired."
"That's what he gets for abandoning his teammate." Ruby said crossing her arms.
"You abandoned me!" Weiss yelled. "The day after we met."
"I said jump!" Ruby yelled back.
"Off a nevermore!?" Weiss yelled.
"We got launched into the emerald forest, what's so different about jumping off a nevermore?" Ruby asked.
"I- ugh fine let's just keep watching this ridiculous show." Weiss grumbled angrily because she lost the argument.
Cut to Grif running
Grif: "Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit…" Cut to Simmons
Simmons: "Two…"
Cut to view from the tank, locking on to Grif's back
Sheila: "Target locked."
Cut to Church running toward the Warthog, breathing like he's giving birth. Cut to Simmons
Simmons: "Three! (turns around, sees Grif running) Oh, you back-stabbing cock bite!"
Sheila: "Firing main cannon."
Tank fires, blows up the Warthog right in front of Grif
Almost everyone gasped.
"Woah! That's awesome!" Yang shouted.
Simmons: "(next to tank) Son of a bitch!"
Grif: "(next to jeep) SON OF A BITCH!
Church: "(near jeep) Son of a bitch!"
Ruby, Nora, Yang, and Jaune were laughing while watching the panicked soldiers while Weiss, Pyrrha, Blake, and Ren. Aka the
"mature" people. Just sat watching the show with mild interest.
Sheila: "Firing main cannon. (fires)"
Simmons: "Shit!"
Sheila: "Firing main cannon. (fires)"
Simmons: "Dammit!"
Sheila: "Firing main cannon. (fires)"
Cut to Church running back up to meet Tucker
Tucker: "Hey dude, the jeep blew up."
Church: "No kidding. Thanks for the update, Tucker ."
Yang started giggling and laughing out loud at that causing Jaune to pause the show.
"Sorry, sorry" she said in between breaths of laughter. "It's just that kind of sarcasm gets me!"
Blake chuckled. "Same here."
Cut to Grif and Simmons hiding out behind a rock
Sheila: "Firing main cannon. (fires, hits the rock)"
Simmons: "Hey, I have a great idea. Let's get out of the jeep, and sneak around the back of the rock."
Sheila: "Firing main cannon. (fires, hits the rock)"
Simmons: " Great plan you idiot!"
Yang started laughing again.
Cut to view from the tank, scanning the rock
Sheila: "All targets eliminated. Acquiring new target."
Turret starts panning up and to the left Cut to Church and Tucker, Church standing in the open looking down at the tank
Church: "Hey Tucker, look at this, man: it's the rookie! And he brought the tank out to scare off the reds."
Tucker: "What? No way!"
Church: "Hey rookie, good job man! Why didn't you tell us you knew how to drive the tank?"
Sheila: "New target acquired. (spinning turret around at Church)"
"Oh, I see where this is going." Weiss said face palming but with a smile on her face.
Caboose: "That's not a target. That's Church!"
"Uh oh" Yang said in anticipation.
Church: "Yeah, that's right, it's me, Church! What's going on, man!"
Sheila: "(locking on to Church) Target locked."
"He's going to be maaad." Ruby said, jumping in her seat.
Cut to the Rookie in the driver's seat of the tank
Caboose: "What? No. Target unlock. Unlock! Please help me nice lady."
Sheila: "Firing main cannon."
Caboose: "Uh oh…"
Tucker: "Uh oh…"
Church: "What? Oh, son of a bi-"
Tank fires, hits Church, throws him sprawling, high up in the air. Church lands back on the ledge again
"Woah! No way he's surviving that!" Yang said.
"Aw I liked him, he sounded like dad." Ruby said smiling.
"What? No way they would kill off a main character this soon." Weiss said.
"I agree, it would be too sudden." Blake added.
Tucker: "Holy fuck! Church, are you okay? Talk to me, Church! You shot Church, you team-killing fucktard!"
Yang, Jaune, and Ruby burst out laughing.
"What?" Weiss said, confused.
"It's referencing team killing in games, ugh I hate that!" Jaune said between laughs.
"Ugh" Yang sighed leaning back. "Uncle Qrow would team kill us allll the time."
"I know! He always said he was just helping us get better." Ruby said in a mocking voice.
"It was always on that map uhh spire Right? We would be on top of the tower aiming down at the other team and he would walk behind us with his character and push us off." Yang reminisced.
"Yeah, he was so innovative with his team killing. It never counted as a betrayal because he didn't melee us off." Ruby said annoyed.
"He was so mad but so proud when we were finally able to team kill him back." Yang said, smiling.
"Yeah, except he planned it! He knew that when we team killed him we would get booted from the match." Ruby said laughing.
"Yeah, let's keep watching, I like this show. I've never seen a show made by gamers." Yang gestured for Jaune to hit play.
Sheila: "Auto-fire sequence deactivated."
Church: "(dying) Tucker!… Tucker!"
Tucker: "Church! It's going to be okay, man."
Church: "No. Ah… I'm na, I'm not gonna make it. Tucker, there's something I need to tell you."
Tucker: "What is it?"
"Aww, are they going to have a moment?" Pyrrha asked hopefully.
Church: "I just want you to know, I always hated you. I always hated you the most."
Nora, Jaune, Ruby, and Yang all burst out laughing.
"Dad's final words to Qrow!" Yang said laughing.
"Qrow's final words to dad!" Ruby said back.
Tucker: "Yeah, I know you did. Now hurry up and die, you prick."
Church: "Okay. Hrrrrrk! Blegh"
The scene cut to black.
"Funny episode." Ren said smiling.
"You liked it? You didn't laugh once." Yang said.
"It was still good." Ren said.
"It was bad, they killed off a main character so early? Why would they do that." Weiss said.
"Ugh Weiss, of course you don't like it." Ruby whined.
"I didn't either, I can appreciate the comedy but I'm not into comedies." Blake muttered.
"Well I liked it, gamers making a show in a game. Amazing." Jaune said.
"Well, start the next episode already!" Yang yelled excitedly.