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S1E11- Knock knock, Who's there? Pain.

"Ok ok I'm playing it!" Jaune said.

" Knock knock, who's there? Pain." Showed up on the screen with the theme.

"Uh oh, Church said that they'd regret it." Pyrrha pointed out.

The scene opened to Show Grif and Sarge talking while Lopez was fixing the Warthog.

Grif: "… and then I thought, you know, we could sneak around the side while they were hiding behind the rock but uh… that's when the tank showed up and uh… shit just started blowing up, I don't know."

Sarge: " [sighs] Grif, do you have any godly idea how much this piece of equipment costs?"

Grif: "I… I don't know… Like ten… Ten-twenty? Twenty-five bucks?… You're gonna kill me now, aren't you?"

"Atlas technology is ridiculously priced, military spending in Atlas is through the roof." Weiss commented.

"So are dust prices, but that's what happens when the SDC has a monopoly on it." Blake muttered.

"I know, but I'm going to change that." Weiss said blushing.

"I know." Blake said, giving Weiss a smile.

Sarge: "Tell you what, Grif. I'm a fair man. I'll give you a 10 second head-start before I let Lopez do anything he wants to you."

Grif: "Guys, I just want you to know, I'm really, really sorry about-"

Sarge: "5 mississippi, 6 mississippi."

"Mississippi?" Ruby asked.

Grif: "Okay, I guess I'd better get going."

[ Sarge and Lopez look at each other, then start shooting at Grif]

Grif: "Hey guys! Not funny, somebody could get hurt here!"

[ Tucker is standing with Tex, while Tex fires at a target off screen ]

Tucker: "That's basically it sir. They have five guys over there and a big jeep."

Tex: [ Speaks through a voice filter ] "And your flag." [ reloads gun ]

"Really deep voice, probably a typical Badass character." Jaune explained.

"Somehow I doubt he will be a very good fighter." Weiss said sarcastically.

Tucker:…"Right. That too."

[ Tex throws grenade ]

Tucker: "Hey, Tex? I don't know what it's been like at your other bases, but we try to not use other soldiers as target practice here."

[ Caboose is standing in front of a Parapet full of bullet blasts ]

Caboose: "I'm scared…"

Yang, Jaune, Nora, and Ruby started laughing. Pyrrha joined in a second later.

Tucker: "[talking to Tex but Tex is not listening] So you've got the special forces black armor I see… Were you in the special forces at some point? [Tex reloads some more] Yeah, I used to have black armor too. It was black because I got this stuff all over it from th- [Tex leaves] Okay, you gotta go? I'll see you later."

Caboose: " [whispers] I don't think he likes you."

Tucker: "thanks, where are you going?"

Tex: "Red base, kill everybody, get the flag back."

"Tex sounds like a robot." Blake said.

"Hmm you're probably right." Jaune said. "Maybe that's a weakness?"

Ruby frowned, Penny being a robot isn't a weakness.

Caboose: "ohh, okay! We'll just stay here and guard the trans… porter."

The scene switched to show Grif and Simmons.

Grif: "so, Sarge thought my strategy had merit, but was poorly executed. Probably because SOMEBODY didn't believe in it."

"I bet he didn't." Weiss said. "I'm so happy the Atlas military isn't like this."

Simmons: "bullshit! He told me he thought you were a retarded monkey, and he's gonna suspend your weapon privileges."

Most in the group winced at the slur.

Donut: "Hey since I captured the flag, you think they'll give me my own color armor now?"

"I hope they do, so we can tell them apart." Jaune said.

Simmons: "What do you mean captured? You thought you were buying it at the store you idiot."

Donut: "Still, you think there's a shot?"

Simmons: "Maybe they'll give you Grif's armor, since he destroyed the Warthog."

Grif: "yeah. W-wait you don't think they'd do that, do you?"

The scene switched to show Sarge and Lopez

Sarge: "Try connectin that hose to that metal thingy there. I think that's what's makin that rattle. I… Think I'll let you do it." He said whenever Lopez looked at him angrily.

"Is Lopez a mute or something?" Nora asked.

"Maybe." Jaune said.

"Ohhhh, like that Neo girl." Ruby said.

Yangs eyes flashed Red for a second before switching back to lilac.

[ Tex runs outside red base cloaked ]

Sarge: "what the. What was that?"

"Is that Tex? How is he invisible?" Yang asked.

"In the intro he did that." Ren pointed out.

Grif: "Simmons, what's going on? What's over there?"

Simmons: "I thought I saw something for a second."

Everyone leaned forward

Grif: "hey rookie, tuck the flag someplace safe until we can figure out what's going on." He ordered.

"Smart." Ren commented.

Donut: "good idea. I was sick of carrying this thing anyway." He said dropping the flag into the base.

Simmons: "Did you hear that?"

Grif: "Yeah."

Donut: [whispers] " Hey, what's going on?" [ Tex sticks Donut with a plasma grenade ]

"Woah what was that blue thing!" Ruby asked.

"A grenade!" Nora said happily.

Grif: "What the fuck?"

Donut: "What?" He said as the plasma grenade stuck to his head.

Simmons: "What is that thing?"

Donut: "What thing?"

"It's a sticky grenade! Why haven't I thought of that! Ruby can you make me sticky grenades? Can you! Can you! Can you!" Nora asked excitedly.

"Oh my god yes! Finally someone wants me to make them a weapon!" Ruby said happily before glaring at Yang.

"Sorry Rubes, these babies are mine and mine alone to touch." Yang said, kissing Ember Celica.

Grif: "There's something on your head."

Donut: "What, is it a spider? Get it off!"

Simmons: "No, it's not a spider. It's like a blue thing…"

Donut: "What, like a blue spider? Get it off!"

Grif: "It's not a spider! Now calm down! It's some kind of fuzzy, pulsating thing…"

Donut: "That doesn't sound much better than a spider!"

"Why is everyone so scared of spiders?" Yang asked, "They're just like any other bug."

"Their legs and eyes." Weiss shivered.

Simmons: "Does it hurt?"

Donut: "No."

Simmons: "Maybe we should try to take it off."

Grif: "Good idea. Go for it."

Simmons: "Me? By 'we', I mean you, asshole."

Donut: "Well, someone needs to get it off. It might be dangerous."

[The plasma grenade explodes]

Grif and Simmons: "SON OF A BITCH!"

"Well, it looks like another character has died." Weiss said sarcastically.

"What's wrong with you?" Yang asked.

"I can't stand it when shows bring back dead characters!" Weiss yelled.

"So you care about the show!" Ruby said.

"What? No!" Weiss said.

"Yes you do! " Ruby said in a sing song voice.

"Shut up! Jaune hit play!"

Grunting and beeping sounded through the black screen.

Grif: "Where'd he go!"

Simmons: "eek! I'm going to faint!" The episode ended.

"Wow, what a baby." Nora commented.

"Start the next one. I want to finish the season before twelve." Weiss said.

"We don't even know how many episodes there are in a season." Blake said.

"In most shows it's around twenty." Jaune explained.

"So start it already." Yang said.