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S1E19- Last one out, Hit the Lights
" Last one out, hit the lights." Appeared on the screen. The intro music played and the scene opened up to show Grif and Simmons on top of Red base just like episode one.
Jaune, Ruby, Yang, and Nora hummed the theme.
Simmons: "Hey."
Grif: "Yeah?"
Simmons: "You ever wonder why we're here?"
"It's a callback to episode one." Jaune pointed out.
"Does that mean this is the season finale?" Ruby asked.
"Maybe." Ren said.
Grif: "No. I never, ever wonder why we're here. Semper Fi, bitch."
Lopez: "Keegakergerk!"
"Oh, Church just possessed Lopez." Pyrrha pointed out.
"Annnd he can only speak Spanish." Jaune pointed out, already seeing the joke before it came.
A few of them chuckled.
Simmons: "What? What's wrong with Lopez?"
Grif: "I don't care."
Simmons: "Hey, Lopez, uh… you okay man?"
Church as Lopez: "Aye, muchachos, necesité darle… un aviso…"
Caption: guys. I need to give… you a… warning…
"Subtitles!" Ren said happily, writing down everything.
"Now we can understand what he's saying." Blake said.
Church: "¿Qué? ¿Por qué estoy el hablar en español? ¡Yo no puedo hablar español!"
Caption: What? Why am I speaking Spanish? I don't know Spanish!
Simmons: "Um… Sure…"
Church: "No, no, escucha mé! ¡La bruja teva a matar!"
Caption: No, listen to me! The mean woman is going to kill you!
Yang and Blake chuckled.
Church: "¡Ella está travajando en la tanque!"
Caption: She is fixing the tank!
Cut to Tucker overlooking Tex, working on the tank
Tucker: "Aw, crap. Caboose, she's almost done fixing Sheila. I better radio Church and tell him what's going on."
Caboose: "Oh, oh, oh, Tucker please, Tucker, Tucker, Tucker, Tucker, Tucker, please-"
"Caboose is sounding more and more like Ruby every episode." Yang said.
"Shut up! I'm not stupid!" Ruby said.
"No but you are a child." Yang said giving Ruby a noogie.
"Stop acting like Uncle Qrow!" Ruby yelled.
"Hey, it's not my fault he taught me how to annoy my little sister." Yang said, smiling.
Tucker: "Yes, you can be the one who radios Church."
Caboose: "Thanks man. (turns on radio) Calling Church. Come in Church. This is your close, personal friend, Private O'Malley."
"What? Is that his last name?" Pyrrha asked. "Sorry I might have missed it.
"No, that's a first." Ren explained.
"What?" Pyrrha asked.
"His last name hasn't been mentioned before." Ren explained.
Tucker: "O'Malley? You said your name was Caboose."
Caboose: "I never said that, you guys did!"
Tucker: "Why didn't you correct us?"
Caboose: "Because I didn't want to be difficult. (turns on radio… again) Come in Private Church. Do you copy. Soldier unit Tex almost has the armor vehicle situation rectified. Okay. We require verification of your… mission… ness. (clears throat) How is your progression?"
"He really needs a lesson on military talk, also private church? I thought he was the leader." Weiss said, confused.
"Hmm, maybe it was just a mistake?" Blake suggested.
"Maybe." Ren said.
Church: "(over radio) ¡Caboose! ¡Nadie aquí está escuchando mí!"
Caption: Caboose! No one here is listening to me!
Church: "No mas puedo hablar español!"
Caption: I can only speak Spanish for some reason!
Caboose: "… He says he wants to talk to you."
Sheila: "Thank you for activating the M808V Main Battle Tank."
"Oohh she finished." Ruby said.
Tucker: "Oh shit. We got trouble. Back to the red base"
Church: "Un tanque… grrrande ."
"Why no subtitles?" Ruby asked.
"Maybe because it's obvious it means Big Tank." Ren said calmly.
"Well, obvious to you." Ruby mumbled, blushing.
Grif: "Hey. I think if you're gonna live in this country, you should speak the language."
Sheila: (distant in the background) "Target locked."
Simmons: "What country? We're on an alien planet."
"I thought they were on the big ring." Nora said.
"They are, in the background you can sometimes see it." Ren explained.
"Yeah what is that thing anyway." Ruby asked.
"The show hasn't said anything about it yet." Ren said.
Grif: "What're you, a Communist?"
"More stuff we don't know, you gonna bother looking that up Weiss?" Blake asked.
"Ugh… no. I still don't think it's from another universe but I now know their references don't relate to anything we know." Weiss said.
"Communism is a form of government." Ren pointed out, "It has never been attempted on a large scale, Doctor Oobleck explained it in one of his lectures."
Sheila fires, hitting the side of the red base
Grif: "Son of a bitch!"
Simmons: "Son of a bitch!"
Church: "MADRE DE DIOS!"
{actually means mother of God-Gus sucked at translating} Caption: SON OF A BITCH!
"I wonder if the subtitles are correct." Ruby said.
"Why wouldn't they be?" Ren asked.
"Well, I don't know. Maybe uhhh… never mind." Ruby said blushing.
Back to Tucker, and Caboose looking through the rifle. Tank firing sounds in the background
Tucker: "Okay, I'm getting really sick of asking people what's going on through that sniper rifle."
"With helmets like that, shouldn't they be able to zoom in like binoculars?" Ruby said.
"Atlas helmets have that feature." Weiss added.
Caboose: "Church is getting mad at us."
Tucker: "Ohhhhh. Well that's a nice change of pace."
Cut to Sarge getting in the Warthog, and driving it
Sarge: "Simmons. I'm coming around in the Warthog. Get ready to take the gunner position when I come by."
Simmons: "Roger that."
Grif: "I'll uh… I'll stay here."
Simmons: "Yeah. Stay here, and guard this cement ramp. It's vital to our success."
Sarge skids near the base, Simmons hops on, and they take off
Simmons: "Alright, I'm on board."
Sarge: "Alright, here's the plan-"
The tank blows up the jeep… again
Everyone burst out laughing, including light laughter from Ren, Blake, and Weiss.
Sarge: "JUNEBUG!"
Cut to Grif, watching Sarge and Simmons come up the ramp
Grif: "Wow, back so soon? You guys win the war already?"
Yang still couldn't catch her breath from laughing.
Simmons: "Yeah, uh, did you want to finish telling me the plan now, Sarge?"
Sarge: "If we survive this, I'm gonna kill both of ya. Slowly ."
Grif: "(kneeling down next to Simmons) Uh, hey Simmons? By the way. The ramp is secure."
"Yeah that voice is definitely jeffrey, a guy from AcheiveMen." Ruby said.
"Yeah I hear it too." Jaune said.
A brief shot of Sheila
Sheila: "Target locked. (fires)"
Donut: "(coming up from inside the base) Hey, what're you guys doin' up here!?"
Grif: "That chick in the black armor's back!"
Donut: "What chick, the one that stuck the grenade to my head?"
Simmons: "That's the one."
Donut: "The same chick whose fault it is that I'm stuck in this light red armor?"
Grif: "Donut, I understand the need to safeguard your masculinity, but really dude. It's a whole lot faster just to say pink."
"Ugh, I know how Donut feels, I tried using the same argument against my sisters." Jaune said.
"They made fun of you for wearing pink?" Pyrrha asked.
"Yeah, good times." Jaune said chuckling.
Donut: "Ohhuw. Oh I been waiting for this. (runs up to the edge of the base and yells) Hey Bitch! Remember me!? I saved something for ya!"
Donut throws a grenade. Various camera angles follow it on its long journey through the sky, and everyone in the Gulch watching it go, finally settling on Tucker and Caboose
"Wow, he's almost as good as Nora with grenades." Ren said.
"Aweee" Nora said before hugging Ren who smiled.
Tucker: "Man, that girl's got a really good arm."
The grenade lands right in Tex's lap, inside the tank
Tex: "Aw crap!"
Back to Donut at the edge of the red base
Donut: "Hell yeah! Three points, you dirty whore! (dirty whore echoes at least twice in the Gulch before the tank finally explodes)"
Church: "Dios mío, no! (runs out of the base toward Tex) ¡Tejas, Tejas!"
Grif: "Uh… where's Lopez going?"
Sarge: "To fight the enemy, head on, in hand to hand combat. Mano e mano. What a brave little compadre. Lopez, I never understood a word you said. But I do know one thing. You hated Grif, and that's the most important thing there is. Adios, amigo… Adios."
"Is he speaking some spanish?" Yang asked.
Ren looked in his notes quickly. "Yes those words seem to relate to the others."
"What?" Yang asked.
"Nevermind, it makes sense in my head." Ren said.
Simmons: "Shouldn't we help him?"
Sarge: "Naw… That would just ruin the moment."
Cut to Church looking down at Tex
Tex: "Church, is that you? It, it's gone, Church. The A.I., it's gone. Thank you. Hrrrrrk bleah…"
"So is that just their death noise?" Weiss asked.
"Every time a character has died so far they have done that." Ren said.
"Man, that would really ruin serious death scenes." Yang said.
"That was a serious death scene." Blake pointed out.
"That's her point, it made it seem not serious." Jaune said.
"Then she might come back as a ghost." Pyrrha said.
Cut to Tucker and Caboose on the ledge
Tucker: "Crap. Church is gonna be pissed, and now he's got a body to kick our ass. Come on Caboose, let's get back to base."
"Guess he's keeping Lopez's body." Yang commented.
Caboose: "I told you, my name isn't Caboose… (in a deep voice) My name… is… O'Malley.."
Cut to black.
…
…
"Woah, cliffhanger." Yang said.
"Why did his voice get so deep?" Ruby asked.
"Wait… Tex said her AI was gone… it moved to Caboose! O'Malley is Tex's AI!" Jaune said excited.
"Wait what? How can an AI jump from person to person?" Weiss asked.
"Armor to armor?" Ren suggested.
"I- I don't know. But- is that the end?" Jaune asked.
"Unpause it jaune." Pyrrha ordered.
The screen was black for a second before in big block letters it said.
"Red vs Blue season 1"
"The Blood Gulch Chronicles"
Then the screen started panning down… to blurred out credits as "Vale Deah" started playing.
"What! We get to listen to a song but we don't get to see the credits!" Yang said angrily.
"And the song isn't even that good!" Nora said.
"I kind of like it." Weiss said.
"Can anyone make out the letters?" Pyrrha asked.
Everyone tried but couldn't.
"I somehow knew you were there
Lookin' like you didn't care
I reached for the change in my pocket
I counted the change in my pocket
I wanted to buy you a beer
I somehow knew you were near
The bartender said it's okay
The bartender said it's okay"
"That's interesting." Yang commented. "The song feels really indie."
"It's pretty, not very refined but I like it." Weiss smiled.
"Well, that was season 1." Jaune said. "What did you all think?"
"What did you think Jaune?" Pyrrha asked.
"Well, I liked it, I think I only became interested because of you know… how we got the show but, it was good. The humor was great and really funny. I liked all the callbacks." Jaune said. "What did you think Pyrrha?"
"I don't know. I just liked watching it with all of you. It wasn't good at the start but there were some funny moments." Pyrrha said. "What about you Weiss? You hated it."
"Well, yeah. It was immature and stupid. It looks terrible, had bad audio almost the whole way through and wasn't that funny. I did like some moments but… overall it wasn't that good. I did like some of the military jokes, it reminded me of Winter. But I hated most of all how death didn't matter." Weiss said. "Blake?"
"It was immature like you said, and very offensive. It had some dark themes but it's not really my kind of show. Didn't have my kind of humor in it. I also didn't like how there was only one female character. And I'm still not sure if there are any Faunus in the show either." Blake said. "What about you Ren?"
"It's interesting. The references, the other language, it's like watching an entirely other cultures show. It's fascinating and not cliche full like other shows." Ren explained. "Nora?"
"It was awesome! I thought it was funny how they just stood around talking and the way they moved their heads was funny." Nora said happily.
"It was really really funny, the jokes were crazy! I never thought jokes like that would ever be allowed on TV here. Also Church sounding like dad was insane. But overall, the funniest show I've seen in a long long time." Yang said. "Ruby?"
"It's. In. A. Videogame! It's soooo coool! The weapons, the armor, the vehicles are awesome! Dad is in the show! Doctor Oobleck! And a guy from Achievemen! It was funny and amazing to see how they made a show out of a video game!" Ruby said.
"I also liked how towards the end they started getting a little serious." Yang added.
"Who was your favorite character?" Ruby asked. "I liked Church!"
"That's only because he sounds like your dad." Weiss pointed out. "I don't know… I didn't like any of them that much. I guess Simmons."
"I like Church the most too, but not because he sounds like Dad. He's sarcastic and funny." Yang said.
"Mine has to be Tex." Pyrrha said.
"Oh! Can I change my answer?" Yang asked.
"Uh… I guess." Ruby said.
"I liked Simmons too." Ren said.
"I liked Tucker, he seems over confident like how I used to be." Jaune said.
"I liked Sarge! Now that's a real leader." Nora said. "No offense Jaune, You're a great leader." Nora added honestly
"No. He was terrible." Weiss said.
"I didn't like any of them. But I guess Simmons because he seems smart." Blake said.
"What team is your favorite?" Yang asked. "Mine's Blue."
"Blue team." Ruby said.
"Red team." Pyrrha said.
"Blue." Nora said.
"Re-" Ren started to say until Nora glared at him. "Blue team I guess." Ren answered.
"Yay! Team RYN is now team RRYN with an extra R!" Ruby shouted.
"Red team." Jaune said.
"Neither." Weiss said.
"Oh come on Weiss, which team do you hate the least?" Ruby asked.
"Blue team." Weiss said.
"Yay! Blue team majority!" Yang yelled.
"Blue team too I guess, I like how they have a ghost on their team." Blake said.
"Wow, so me and Pyrrha are alone with Red team. Ren. " Jaune said, looking at Ren threateningly.
"Go team… RRYNBW RainBow!" Ruby said happily.
"Uh go team… uhhh JP I guess." Jaune said. Pyrrha high fived Jaune.
"So… season 2?" Jaune asked.
"No, it's late and I'm tired." Weiss said.
"I hate to agree with Ice Queen but yeah, we need to sleep." Yang said.
"We can watch the show tomorrow if you all are free." Blake said.
"Sure." Jaune said.
"Ok, team RWBY! Lets go to sleep!" Ruby shouted leading her team to their dorm.
"Ok. Goodnight everyone." Jaune shouted.