Dear Fanfiction Writers

by SideshowJazz1

The characters of Total Drama have been cruising through the archive of stories about them recently, and they're rather...interested in those who write about them. So they're going to do a bit of their own writing - to us, to say what they want written and not written about them! Pretty much a side project written for laughs. R&R!

82. Scary Girl's (Lauren's) Letter

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

Ooh, people actually write stories about us? Even though they haven't started yet with the season being new? I might need to develop a new computer virus that blows up devices unless they start writing.

I really love the stories about the old Total Drama cast, actually, especially the ones when the show was actually a murder elimination. Why didn't we have that in our cast? That would have been so cool to watch! Although I suppose their screams would get cut off and I wouldn't be here either, so maybe I wouldn't have liked it as much as I think. I don't know, I love hearing people scream, especially if they do it repeatedly. I don't like it when people run away from me, though. I was just trying to be friendly – that's what it means when I scare people. I wanted Damien to be my friend – so whoever wrote that story about us being cuffed together, I love you! And…well…you were kind of right that I might have listened to him if he'd called me Lauren. Usually only my parents call me that, so I tend to stop and listen if I hear it.

Anyway, like I said, making someone scream isn't a mean thing – it's just my way of saying I want to be friends. I don't want to hurt anyone. Well, not permanently.

So, you better get writing, friends. I'm working on the virus right now, and I will send it soon. So watch out!

Yours with explosions,

Lauren (but I prefer Scary Girl)