Dear Fanfiction Writers

by SideshowJazz1

The characters of Total Drama have been cruising through the archive of stories about them recently, and they're rather...interested in those who write about them. So they're going to do a bit of their own writing - to us, to say what they want written and not written about them! Pretty much a side project written for laughs. R&R!

83. Damien's Letter

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

Huh, I didn't expect the reception I got from all you guys. I mean, yeah, I'm going to try very hard to actually win the million dollars next season, but after I saw what I was like, I thought a lot of you guys would label me as a wimp. I came off a bit more freaked out than I realized. I mean, I knew about reality shows, sort of, but Total Drama was really brutal. I wasn't even sure if half the stuff Chris made us do was legal. Like bringing extinct animals back!

That said, thanks for not laughing at me for not knowing about the show before I came on. I don't really want to try again, but next time, I'm going to put my soul into it and I certainly won't beg my team to vote me off.

And…well, I guess I need to address this. Priya only said I was the love of her life because we were about to die and she wanted to say that. I don't think that's any reason for you to start shipping us. I mean, yeah, she's nice, a bit too competitive, but quite a sweet person, and she's cute and all, but…I'm just gonna shut up now.

With thanks,

Damien